“Kat, that was a very impressive sigh; what’s up?”
“Nothing much; I’m just wondering where I can get a pregnancy test on this island.”
“Why don’t you have one of the million doctors they have running around here take a look?”
“Have you met my husband, Cierra? He’d have to vet that poor person for a week before he’d let that happen. Besides, that’s not why I’m sighing. I’m almost certain that I am anyway I don’t need confirmation.”
“Then why the sigh?”
“I just realized that since we got married, I’m either always pregnant or has just given birth.”
“So? I thought you loved having kids.”
“It’s not that; I do love having babies, it’s just… it’s been a while since I’ve had a good spanking.”
There was a lot of hooting and hollering followed by a chorus of agreement from the other women, and that’s when I turned the screen off. “For f*ck sake!” The other men in the room started laughing their idiot heads off like they hadn’t heard their women jumping on the bandwagon with my nut.