for real this time where am I

A person was lying down on the hard cold floor beneath him.

He could hear the screams of other people around him.

He slowly opened his eyes only to see everything being a blur. He couldn't make out what was around him.

As his eyes got more used to the surroundings he could make out a glass ceiling above him. He was pretty sure he was in some kind of building.

The moonlight was sneaking in through the glass roof hitting him in his eyes.

He tried his best to raise his arm to cover his eyes only for it to be too weak to even move his body at the moment.

He felt like his energy had been drained out of him for some unknown reason.

Only for a second did a thought occur to him. There shouldn't be any moonlight at the moment, it should be the sun.

Did he perhaps blackout or something?

He felt a shiver run up his spine from the drafty air that was blowing on him and the cold ground didn't help either 

He couldn't fully remember what had happened; it was like he was hitting a blank sheet.

Suddenly the moonlight had stopped hitting him by something that was blocking it.

???: Hey there, are you alright fella?

???: OH are we back for round two of this chapter?

???: what are you yammering about this time pink?

Pink: oh nothing don't worry about it AJ

He could hear a sigh escape, the other person's mouth.

He found it kinda funny that someone had been named pink like the pony from the show My Little Pony.

The other had the same nickname as Apple Jack but that couldn't be….right?

The person who had been blocking the moonlight from his eyes got a bit closer to him while a second shadow appeared on his other side.

He found it kinda strange about the person who was standing closer to him. It was the skin color.

Now don't take him wrong he would usually point out someone's skin color it was just… their skin seemed to have an orange texture to it.

While the other one had more pink skin.

However, that wasn't what was most shocking about them, it was the fact that….well the two standing before him were naked.

Now a few possibilities were racing through his mind one was he somehow made it into heaven.

Now that he had gotten a better look at the two the pink one had pretty big highs and well big ass Brest to herself. If he had to guess maybe a D cup

The orange one on the other hand while almost the same was slightly different she was more well-defined with muscle on her body as she had abs and looked like she could break him into two

Perhaps he really did end up in heaven.

However, that's when he was finally able to get a better look at their face and that was when it hit him.

The people before him…well they weren't people…. They were Pony's or well something along those lines.

Yeah no he was pretty sure he ended up in some kind of fur-

Pinky: furry convention haha see I can break the fourth wall, especially with reading the lines.

The other person grabbed her hat on her head.

???: what are you yammering about now pinky?

Pinky: oh nothing that you need to worry about AJ just me being a fun, party, fourth-wall-breaking pony!

Yeah, he was pretty sure he somehow got into hell unless he somehow fell into a furry convention both being equally as bad.

Y/n tried thinking about how he ended up in such a place.

*flashback:

Y/n was making his way down the street after just waiting in line for the newest console…..the Xbox because he wasn't going to pay 800 for a PlayStation Pro.

Like seriously why would you buy something like that? He stopped thinking about it when he saw something that got his interest.

It was one of those TV stores where it was playing something he hadn't seen in such a long time.

He walked up to the tv store watching what was on the screen. It was the new My Little Pony show

He couldn't believe how long it had been since he last watched the show.

The TV was showing a trailer for generation 200 of My Little Pony series.

Nothing was able to beat the My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic TV show.

He never finished the series sadly as for some reason just one day he stopped watching.

He smirked just thinking about how maybe he should check out the show again, maybe just one episode.

He started walking away from the tv store not noticing the magic runes appearing right underneath his step.

He noticed only as flashing purple light engulfed him

*present*

???: right…. Well then are you alright fella? Not hurt are you?

The person looked back at him as they held their hand out at him.

He grabbed their hand and got pulled up onto his feet as he looked around only then realized that there were a lot of these pony people things.

Y/n: uh no not really not mentally at least but physically I'm uh fine.

The orange pony-like person was wearing a cowboy hat and had her hair going down her body with it being tied by a rubber band

???: well that's good to hear then.

Pinky: yeah or otherwise we would need to take you to the Ponyville hospital. Only to find out you don't have insurance and be put into pony debt.

???: what she is trying to say is that it is a good thing that you're alright. But where did you come from?

Y/n: looked around again seeing that many people were running around or curled up.

???: come on pinky and uh what's your name?

Y/n: I'm y/n.

???: nice to meet you y/n but we should get the hay out of here.

Y/n: I'll just follow your lead.

???: that's what I like to hear come on fellas

Pinky: nudge nudge hint hint.

She hit her elbow against his in a teasing manner.

Y/n: you are pretty open to others aren't you?

Pinky: yeah because I love to meet new people and make new friends and now I get to make another party!

She grabbed his wrists of his hand and pulled him along with her as the two followed the other person

As they ran y/n was glancing around at his surroundings seeing many other pony-like people.

After running for a bit longer they eventually made it outside of the building.

He noticed that they were in some kind of village; it reminded him of the My Little Pony Show even more.

???: All right I think we are far enough from all that craziness.

Pinky: You know that Twilight went running as soon as that nightmare moon showed up.

He couldn't believe it but the more they talked the more he was convinced he had somehow ended up in some kind of my little pony universe.

Except it was some kind of corrupted version of it. The ponies have a more human kind of look but keep some of their horse features like the snout, tail, fur, ears 

Pinky: quick shout out to friendships with benefit games for the designs.

She was looking off at the reader while to y/n she was just staring at a building.

Y/n: huh?

???: Pinky you're acting very weird today you alright hon?

Pinky: huh oh yeah of course I am.

???: well I think introductions are In order especially since you appeared out of nowhere stranger.

She was looking at y/n when she said that hinting at him to go first.

Y/n: well I'm y/n and I have no idea where I am.

???: you don't remember how you ended up in the town hall for our celebration?

Y/n: sorry but no I have no idea how I even got here one minute I'm just walking minding my own business and next I was in that building.

???: Well you wouldn't be the first surprise we have seen tonight.

Y/n: what do you mean?

???: honestly, I can't say even I'm not too sure.

Pinky: maybe we should head over to Twilight Place.

???: That's a pretty good idea, pinky.

Pinky: I'm always full of good ideas.

???: well come on we can walk and talk are way over.

She smacked her hand against his chest while saying that…..wait his chest?

He looked down and when it finally hit him that he wasn't wearing any clothes,

Y/n: WOAH! What the fuck happened to my clothes!

The two look back in a confused manner.

???: what are you yammering about don't tell me pinky affects you with her weirdness.

Pinky: hey!

Y/n was trying to do his best to cover himself up with his hands.

Y/n: come on, you guys know the right clothes?

Pinky: Oh clothes like the stuff the rich wear.

Y/n: not really but sure I was wearing clothes when I stepped on a weird magical rune, and now my clothes are gone.

???: What's the big deal?

Y/n: uh hello no way to cover myself up.

???: must be something your race does because we don't wear much besides a few accessories like my hat here.

She tilted her hat a bit when she motioned to it.

???: you have nothing to worry about honey I guess to you we look weird because as you put it we are considered "undressed" but that is just how we live

Y/n: so everyone is just nude?

It did make some sense considering in the show that did have clothes but that was only for special occasions

Pinky: Exactly

???: you must not really be around here.

Y/n: "Sarcastic" and what gave you that idea?

???: Here I'll help you out with a quick basic. Here is how it is in nature to be naked. It also helps with mating season quite a lot.

Y/n: mating season?

Y/n noticed Pinky doing a circle with her fingers and pushing a finger in like it was fucking something. She had a smug face.

???: and well…. As for our assets, we just don't look, at least not too hard.

She gave a small wink to him. She must have noticed him checking them out earlier.

Y/n: okay and just to make sure how it works is everyone usually doesn't wear clothes and try not to look?

Pinky: correct!

???: don't worry too much you can take a look at the library about the rules of stuff but hopefully Twilight knows what to do about your situation as she seems to know more than what we know.

Y/n notices the sound of two pairs of footsteps approaching them as he looks back from where they came from.

???: oh sweetie Applejack and pinky there you are I was looking all over for you.

Applejack: Howdy Miss Rarity, what do we owe the pleasure of meeting?

Rarity: oh darling please drop the Miss there is no need for that.

Applejack: Well then what can I do for you?

Y/n got a good look at the two new acquainted ponies. God he wasn't sure what to call them besides what they go by in the show.

If it wasn't obvious already, rarity had pale white skin and long purple hair. It was also hard to not notice that she had a pretty big…bust as well.

And as he expected she had her horn poking out from her hair. 

He also got a glimpse of her cutie mark and it matched one for one to the show.

The more he thought about the more questions he had, for example why was he here?

Pinky: maybe it had something to do with this story being part smut

Y/n jumped when pinky came out of nowhere standing right behind him.

Y/n: geez you sure know how to surprise people.

Pinky: I know right! That's just my power.

She placed her hand on her hips.

Y/n: hey so why do you keep saying stuff like that?

Pinky: What do you mean?

Y/n: you know like saying stuff about this being a story, and somehow guessing what I'm about to say.

Pinky: You could say I'm a psychic party pony. But wouldn't it be more believable if you somehow got into a universe of 18+ pony shows.

Y/n: I guess???

He was actually just becoming more confused each time she talked like it was starting to hurt his head.

But there was one thing that did make sense from what she was saying. Maybe he really did somehow get into an 18+ universe.

That would explain why instead of the normal horse-like bodies they have a more humanoid shaping one.

Rarity: oh who is this pony?

He was taken out of his thoughts as he heard rarity calling out to him.

Y/n: huh oh hey I'm y/n.

He had his hand out for rarity as they shook hands.

Rarity: and he has kind manners. It is nice to meet you darling. You can call me rarity.

Y/n: nice to meet you as well but I should clarify I'm not a pony.

Rarity: oh your appearance makes that quite noticeable but thank you for clarifying.

Applejack: You know I never did ask what are you are?

Y/n: well I'm human.

The four ponies look at him in a confused manner.

Rarity: sorry darling but I don't believe I ever heard of such a creature. Fluttershy, darling you are the animal expert have you heard such a creature

The person who had been quiet since coming over finally spoke up but in a low quiet tone.

Fluttershy:n-no

Pinky: come on fluttershy you need to speak up with your chest. Loud and proud.

Fluttershy:n-no I never heard of such a thing

Y/n: well I guess that true that there wouldn't be any humans here?

Applejack: why do you say that hon?

Y/n: oh uh well… uh I think I'm from a different universe if that makes any sense. 

He couldn't just outright say what he knows about the show and how there never once was any mention of humans in it so he doubted that there were any here as well.

Applejack grabbed her chin almost like she was thinking about what he said.

Pinky: what a universe?

He deadpanned at pinky after all that talk she was just saying not that long ago.

Y/n: best way to describe it is I'm from another earth just like this one but from where I'm from we have no such thing as ponies.

Rarity: that sounds interesting if I'm understanding right.

Y/n: and well we have no talking horses and everyone is wearing clothes at all times so no magic which is why I'm confused on how I got here.

Rarity eyes widen at the mention of clothes.

Rarity: really everyone is dressed up at all times? The fashion must be incredible.

Y/n: I guess 

Applejack walked over and wrapped her arm around his shoulder pulling him close. His face had a blush as he felt applejack breasts pushing on his side.

Applejack: Well don't you worry honey we know someone who might know some way to send you back.

Rarity: but I think we might have some more important matters at the moment.

The four seem to take a more serious look in their eyes.

Applejack: nightmare Moon, right?

Pinky: I think I have an idea on how to stop her.

Rarity: you do?

Pinky: Yes, we threw a huge party! I'm sure that will cheer her up from this moping she is going through.

Applejack: as much as that sounds nice pinky I don't think that will work.

Y/n was thinking about what they were saying from what they said it appeared he had somehow ended up in the time period of the first episode of the show.

Y/n: you said you might have a friend that knows what to do?

Applejack: well more like an acquaintance but she seemed to know what was happening when nightmare moon first showed up.

Applejack: come on everypony we better high tail it over.

They made their way through the village over to a giant tree that was in the middle of the whole place.

It was much taller in person. He looked down for a moment at his hands like he was examining them.

He felt he had gotten too used to the whole nude thing a bit too fast.

He thought about how he should probably be panicking but he really wasn't.

He tried connecting the piece of the situation and seeing if they might have affected how he end up in this well universe

From what applejack said he suddenly appeared as soon as nightmares moon also appeared. Could she be the reason why he was there?

He scratched his head in frustration when he felt someone hand land on his shoulder causing him to look to see applejack.

Applejack: you alright sugar cub?

Y/n: well how would you feel if you were just living your life one minute and then the next in your in a completely different place with things that never existed before and everything is just so different from what you know.

Applejack: You're right I don't know what that it is like but I can probably guess. I mean if I found myself in a situation like yours I would be worried sick about my little sister.

Y/n: I'm just frustrated about this whole situation.

Applejack: Well, don't you worry one bit. I'm sure our friends can find you a way back home.

Y/n: yeah hopefully.

Applejack: come on and see for yourself.

She patted his back as she walked into the giant tree. Y/n let out a sigh before walking inside after them.

Word count 3180

Pinky: hahah I'm back again from the great spooky beyond. Just kidding.

Pinky: well as you all can see I managed to make the author consider making at least one actual chapter.

Pinky: So what do you think? It's uh pretty interesting right?

Pinky: for now anyway I managed to get him to do one chapter even if it is slightly short.

Pinky: But that about everything from me everypony oh I almost forgot.

Pinky: if this continues what story arcs from the show would you like to see?

Pinky: okay bye bye everypony