The Reflection of A Girly King

One of these days while trying to smoothen my ahoge in front of the mirror I can't help but think, "Damn it King of Kosala, why did you had to have such a girly face." At least my wife loves it. Now only if the sugar mommies and ara-ara onee-sans could leave me alone. wait sita why are you sharpening the knife put it away. I am a monogamist, and besides sugar mommies and onee-sans will become wrinkly one day but you will remain gorgeous for eternity. Now only if I could put down this damn ahoge