Episode 3 – Year 1

In a cradle made of exquisite wood material..

Xu Fan: I can't really understand what they are saying but…. Let's learn.

Maid: uwaaa how cute the 10th prince is!

Maid 2: ghhhhhrrrr such a prince will be loved by many when he grows up!

Xu Fan: *baby girgles* uhh…. I really can't get what they say… so let's learn slowly...

...….

2 months has passed…

Lady Lin: *helds Xu Fan* how are you Xu Fan…. Xu Fan~~ ahhh the emperor gave a good name!

Maid: Yes, Lady Lin! Prince Xu Fan is a good name *smiles*

Lady Lin: ahhh look Xu Fan is so well behave!

Maid: My lady, the prince has good manners in early age?

Lady Lin: hmmm its quite amazing right?

Xu Fan: …. I.. I think I quite understand a bit?

.....

Another 2 months passed….

Lady Lin: ohh feeding time little Fan!

Xu Fan: …. Oh… is it breast feeding time?

Lady Lin: *shows her breast and let Xu Fan suck them*

Xu Fan: … hmmmm mmmmmm… mmmmm

Lady Lin: huh? Tongue? *looks at Xu Fan*

Xu Fan: Uhh… I tried a bit no!? I'm no pervert!

...…

3 months passed….

Maid: the prince is so well behaved even when eating and going for pee and poop, isn't that amazing!? *clasp her hands on face*

Maid 2: Yes.. one time I saw the prince only giggles like he was saying something! How cuuuute~~~

Lady Lin: ?

Xu Fan: *heard the maids talking* Ahh I get what their saying now… haaa after months of trying and trying… I think I get what their saying now!

...…

4 months has passed…..

Lady Lin: Ahh it's Fan-er's birthday already! Fan'er! You're one year old now!

Xu Fan: *wearing a cute silk robe* so…. How can I say…. I'm hungry to these people?

Maid: Ahh yes my lady, it's the 10th prince's 1st birthday already! Ahh how time flies so fast..

Maid 2: it's quite slow though? Look if you're a cultivator you will live for hundreds or thousands of years!

Maid: meh.. I'm not, but I believe the prince will!

Lady Lin: *laughs* yes yes… my Fan'er will live strong and long!

Xu Fan: ohh.. so I'm going to cultivate huh? I'm excited… I hope its sooner..

…..

On the day of Xu Fan's Birthday...

Lady Lin: my majesty… welcome.. welcome… *bows*

Emperor: hahahaha! My little Lin… enough of that and..... where's my Fan'er!?

Maid: *hands over the little Xu Fan to Lady Lin*

Lady Lin: .. Fan'er Fan'er.. look at your father .. *shows Xu Fan to the emperor*

Emperor: He looked like me right? It appears that he will be a good looking prince! Hahahaha!

Xu Fan: *looks at the table nearby*… uh… I'm so hungry.. why took so long with this useless greeting? Look… I think that meat over there is so good! *emotionally salivating*

Lady Lin: … I'm happy for Fan'er.

Emperor: Little Lin.. don't worry about Fan'er, he will be a good prince!

Then… they kept talking and talking… until…

Xu Fan: … ahhhh!!! I had enough! When do we fuckin eat!?

Emperor:.. oh? Fan'er seems blurting out sounds?

Lady Lin: huh? Fan'er going to say some words?

Maids: oh? *surprised look*

…..

Xu Fan: uh.. uh… *looks at his Father and mother* uh….

Emperor: you can do it Fan'er!

Lady Lin: *nervously expecting*

Maids: ….. *nervous*

Xu Fan: uh….. can…

Emperor and everyone else: Can? *looked at the prince intensely*

Xu Fan: Can… we eat already!? *with tone*

Emperor and everyone else: ...….!!!?

(to be continued... )