You're a God? Bitch please

It's been a couple weeks since Orion fought everyone and a lot of stuff happened over that period. Orion bought a giant villa where there were 4 mansions where he invited naruto to live in one of them because honestly that little apartment that he lived in was a garbage bin. The apartment itself was old and torn down and smelt like rotten flesh and shit. For some reason tsunade, shizune and sakura decided to take an apartment because according to tsunade 'someone has to keep an eye on you' an she invited sakura to train her. He got to more about everyone a lot better especially team 7, tsunade and shizune since most of them lived in his villa.

Orion was in his personal suite when someone suddenly started knocking on the door. He was a bit annoyed at first since he was about to start his training session but he just opened the door to see a teary eyed tsunade.

Orion: "Uhh can I help you Tsunade?"

Tsunade: "Can you help Jiraiya on this mission that he accepted? Please I know he is quite strong but this one is serious and I don't want my only friend to die."

Orion: 'Pain arc?..... I didn't even realize it was around this time.'

Orion: "I can help him but you owe me a favor."

Tsunade: "Favor? What favor?"

Orion: "I want you to go on a date with me."

Tsunade: "W-What? I'm the hokage and I'm way older than you brat."

Orion: "Well I guess you don't want me to help Jiraiya."

Tsunade: "Fine, you get 1 date but that's it."

Orion: "Fine by me."

Tsunade couldn't believe that this brat wanted to go on a date with her out of all things. Why would he want to date someone than much older than him? Whatever his reasons were as long as he helped Jiraiya.

Orion: "Where is Jiraiya now?"

Tsunade: "He left about a week ago. he went to the hidden rain village to gather some intel he learnt about the leader of the akatsuki but it was a dangerous mission even for him. Ever since he left I've been getting a bad feeling and I think he's in danger."

Orion: "I don't know where it is exactly but I have a map I can use to find it."

Orion then nodded to tsunade as he disappeared in front of her eyes. Orion was now running through the forest at speeds that even kage level opponents could never follow. He was using the map that he bought from mia but it was basically a holographic map that he could zoom in and out with and the best part was that only Orion could see it.

Orion: "Mhmm?.... Mia is there a way to instantly teleport there as I don't have instant transmission right now."

[Host can buy skill {Quantum Tunneling} from the shop]

Orion: "How does it work?"

[This skill allows you to create a way-point on the map and and move instantly to that spot.]

Orion: "So it's basically a quick travel.....ok buy it."

[DING!!! New skill Quantum Tunneling has been bought]

Orion went on his map and just clicked a random place in the hidden rain village and he just teleported there instantly. As he arrived he felt rain falling and had a chuckle.

Orion: "Yup, definitely the rain village."

Due to Orion's new True Sage's Body he could sensed everything in the area of an entire country even without going sage mode so he immediately sensed a bunch of chakra signatures surrounding a another one but it was getting weaker. Orion rushed over to the area to see Jiraiya stabbed in the back with multiple black rods sticking out of his back and multiple orange haired people with ringed eyes wearing black robes filled with red clouds.

One of them pointed his hand towards Jiraiya and sent his rocket arm flying towards him but before it could connect it was kicked away by Orion. Pain looked at the new comer with interest.

Deva Pain: "You wish to oppose a God as well? You will die trying."

Orion: "You think just because you got those rinnegan in your head you believe you're a god? Bitch please you ain't shit."

Orion turned around and saw Jiraiya and Fukasaku looking at him with Jiraiya barely clinging on to life. They were surprised when he suddenly appeared but then a sense of relief washed over them.

Orion: "You're lucky Tsunade cares for you or else you'd be dead. Why didn't you ask for backup you moron? Sigh, I will send you away but you owe me later."

Orion quickly created a shadow clone as the clone touched Jiraiya and fukasaku and teleported away. Orion had marked the enitre village with flying thunder god markers so he could use them to get around faster so the clone just used the one in the hospital. After they left Orion turned around and saw three of the pains rushing towards him but punched the air with such force that he punched them all away sending them flying into the wall behind them.

Deva pain looked very shocked as this strength was extra ordinary. He personally has witnessed the strength of Hanzo and even Jiraiya but this was on a different level of strength.

Deva: "I am God and I will reform this world of corruption."

Orion: "While you got the right reason, your method needs some more planning. I don't need to fight you because it's not my job. However, I need to have a word with the real you, Nagato."

Before Pain could even have a shocked face Orion disappeared as he had sensed nagato's real body that was outside of the rain village. He body flickered to the location and walked inside the tree made of paper where he saw nagato. Nagato was shocked to see Orion appear in this room as it was well hidden and the speed at which he arrived was terrifying.

Nagato immediately sent a giant chakra rod but Orion just caught it and threw it into the ground. Nagato was trying to recall all the pain bodies but before he could he felt his chakra suddenly disappear as he couldn't feel it. He turned his eyes to Orion who was in the center of a giant seal that covered the room.

Orion: "These seals are designed to seal the chakra of anyone in the field besides the caster. I have some questions for you before I go."

Nagato: "I-I won't tell you anything. Mortals have no affair with the thoughts of a god."

Orion: "You still believe that your rinnegan makes you a god, well take a good look."

Nagato looked at Orion as his face morphed from anger to shock as Orion's eyes morphed into the sharingan, then his EMS, then finally his base rinnegan. Nagato was staring into eyes that he has had for most of his life and never encountered another set until today.

Nagato: "H-How do possess the rinnegan?"

Orion: "Uhhhhhh...I am the reincarnation of the sage of the six paths?"

Nagato: "R-Really?"

Orion: "Uhh sure.... why not? I'm gonna give you a choice, stop your plans and become my student or continue your plans and you won't ever see me again.....the choice is yours."

Nagato: "I have to complete my mission, this world deserves to pay for what it has done to me. They must all feel the pain that I felt."

Orion: 'Well I don't have talk no jutsu so I should have seen this coming and I ain't gonna try my hardest to convince him caz what's the point.'

Orion: "Well if you insist, one day someone will cause you to have a change of heart. Later nagato, tell konan that I like her piercings."

With those last words, Orion disappeared leaving a stunned nagato. The sealing formula also disappeared unsealing his chakra. Nagato wanted to trust him since he had the same eyes as him, but this world had to suffer.

Meanwhile he teleported to the leaf village hospital where he appeared right in front of Jiraiya in serious medical condition as Tsunade and sakura along with other medical ninjas tried to help him. Turns out that the clone teleported him to the hospital where tsunade worked and just left jiraiya with her.

Tsunade: "Damn it, he's lost so much blood."

Sakura: "Sensei, his throat was crushed as well. This isn't looking good."

Tsunade felt someone appear behind her so she turned around to see Orion. Before she could tell him to leave because they were gonna operate he walked over to Jiraiya and put his hand on his chest as a green light suddenly filled the entire room. The light dimmed as Orion removed his hand from Jiraiya as all of his wounds healed completely. Everyone in the room who witnessed it were shocked as they had never seen such a medical jutsu yet.

Tsunade: "W-What jutsu was that?"

Orion: "I call it the touch of life."

Sakura: "Can someone else learn it?"

Orion: "No, I'm the only person who can use it."

Tsunade: "Really? Why is that?"

Orion: "My body's vitality is massive which causes me to share my own lifeforce with someone else."

Sakura: "S-So what that means is..."

Orion: "Only someone with a natural regeneration factor can use it but that regeneration factor has to heal instantly."

Tsunade: "T-That sounds like grandfather's healing factor."

Sakura: "R-Really sensei? your grandfather is the first hokage right sensei?"

Tsunade: "Yes sakura, he could heal all wounds without even using hand signs and even my greatest justu pails in comparison to his."

Orion: "Well it's something like that but instead of healing myself I focus on another person and heal them instead."

Tsunade: "S-So you have sage's body?"

Orion: "Yea I do."

Sakura: "What's sage's body?"

Tsunade: "It's the term for someone who has a special body and chakra who doesn't need handsigns to heal and they are also possess super human strength. The only other shinobi I know who possessed it was my grandfather who was hailed as God of Shinobi, I haven't seen anyone with it since he died."

Orion: "Well my mission is complete so I expect my rewards later. Tonight around 8 should be good I'll be seeing you soon."

Orion teleported home as he took a bath and changed his clothes. It was about 3 in the evening and he wanted to practice some new jutsu as he hasn't even come close to mastering madara's jutsus and fighting knowledge. Upon changing and walking out of his house he saw Naruto, sakura and ino.

Naruto: "Yo! Orion I heard that you helped pervy sage, thanks a lot."

Naruto was informed about Orion saving Jiraiya so he was very thankful. Naruto might have been one of the stupidest anime protagonists but he was one of the kindest to ever exist.

Ino: "So Orion sakura, naruto and I were gonna head to train for a bit and I was hoping that you would tag along too."

Orion: "Well I was heading to train anyways so why not."

They all headed over to the close by training grounds as Orion made 300 shadow clones to train while he trains with the others. They were shocked to see someone other than naruto use this much shadow clones.

Sakura: "It's almost like watching naruto all over again."

Naruto: "Yea I've never seen someone besides me make that many shadow clones at once

Orion: "Well the uzumaki clan was blessed with insane chakra reserves and regeneration."

Orion: "I want you both to come a me with everything you got."

Naruto: "Yea lets go!"

Naruto immediately rushed towards Orion while sakura followed closely behind. Naruto began to summon his normal shadow clones while sakura was charging her chakra enhanced punch but it was all too slow and too predictable for Orion as he dodged them all with ease.

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Madara will be the final villain caz I have another role for kaguya...... uhhh so yea for all yall naruto fans who thought that madara should have been the final villain then this is for you.