I'm an itsy bitsy spider who learned to cultivate!
The more I learn the bigger I will get!
I was once the size of a dog, but now I'm the size of a hog.
I think I'm one of a kind!
Humans beware I'm skittish so I hide!
I have lots of legs so you can watch me stride!
I am not scary I'm just really merry!
I eat watermelon and pasta as a side!
I'm hungry now so buh-bye!