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The Multiverse Shits Itself With The Imperial Fam-Squad(SAO Abridged)

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Abridged Kirito and abridged Asuna are summoned to melromark to be the sword hero and 'spear' hero. They are not amused. Shenanigans ensue. Our favorite sass-lass and our insecurity-hiding badass-by-accident to mess up shield hero's world at first by accident, and then on purpose with sheer spite and absolute insanity as things go way too far, way too fast. You cool with that? Well, they don't care, so be cool with that or Asuna will do violent things to your intestines using her rapier... Which in fact, despite the world's assertions, we all agree is NOT A SPEAR!

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Bocifer
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InterPlanarGod
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Please note that these are the abridged versions of asuna and kirito. Not the official characters, but the something witty entertainment versions. Please also note that I'm retroactively making it so they have a reason to be messed up in the head and that their intelligence hype is actually true. Super-brains ftw!

Artoriapendraragon
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this is peak crack absolutely cinema I'm still laughing after reading the fic 🤣🤣🤣

DJDAN
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4 stars. I only read the first 3 or so chapters. I have no complaints at all but just generally not my cup of tea. A good read nonetheless.

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