The Legendary Janitor
Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
Wu Kong
Coughing twice, the little monk wheezed for a moment before he finally managed to squeeze out a "Thank you, benefactor."
Waving his hand, Di Tou showed that it was no problem and then, with a much more serious expression, said, "Do you remember what happened after you passed out?"
Shaking his head, the little monk indicated he did not.
Squinting, Di Tou thought for a moment before briefly recapping what had happened, although he generally glossed over his own contributions, not wanting to make it seem like he was exaggerating the strength of the enemy.
Hearing Di Tou's recap, the little monk fell deep into thought before eventually shaking his head and saying in a dark tone, "This… it seems like the severity of the situation is far beyond either of our expectations. But if it is, as you said, I don't think that the individual you fought is all that strong. They simply know a devious trick or two and can play with corpses. As long as we're careful…"