The Legendary Janitor
Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
Unexpected Companion
Lumbering over to the side of the bed, Di Tou glanced at the jar of Void Wine that had been left there for an undefined amount of time. Ever since that night when he had nearly crippled himself drinking wine and using [Hibernating Force], he had developed a small phobia of the wine and stopped using it. Of course, Di Tou knew in his mind it wasn't the Wine's fault, but still, he couldn't really help himself.
Thus, when he had been injured, he hadn't gone to try out the wine. After all, when he was perfectly healthy, the wine had almost killed him. With his frail body, Di Tou couldn't help but imagine the possibility of blowing up after touching a sip. But after almost an entire month, Di Tou felt mentally prepared. Slightly dislodging the small stone he had placed on top of the jar to secure it, Di Tou placed it to the side before unwrapping the topping paper and looking inside…
Before running away and vomiting.
"F*CK! What is that? Is that mold?"