The Legendary Janitor
Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
The Terrifying Aunty...
In his lifetime, he had asked for an expert's help three times. The first time he had gotten the tall expert, the second time he had gotten 'Pretty Lady' and it looked like this time he had gotten her again! His heart aching, the old gentleman wondered if it was about time for him to pass the mantle onto the next generation. His old heart really couldn't take these d*mn experts, and he was finally starting to understand the look of pity on his predecessor's face when he had passed the role along.
The last time he had met the 'Pretty Lady' he had woken up in bed next to beautiful female figures every morning for a month in a row! But the infuriating part was that they were all wooden dolls. F*ck, although he was virtuous and didn't want to actually wake up next to a random woman in the morning, what in the world was he supposed to do with life-sized wooden dolls? No matter if he kept them or threw them out, how f*cking embarrassing was that?