Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
If this went wrong, it'd be more than just a bit of an unpleasant mess to clean up. In the event of failure, the best case scenario was that it simply didn't work. The worst case scenario… well it should be burning a hole through not just the chamberpot, which would cause the waste to spill everywhere, but also creating a hole in the bottom of the house…
Even if he could some how miraculously convince Mu Di Bai that the holes in the table were always there or that they could be buffed out… A hole in his floor seemed a little bit too far, perhaps?
Hesitating for a moment, Di Tou decided to take the bare minimum of precautions. Carefully lifting the chamberpot, Di Tou lifted it and carefully tiptoed his way into the courtyard doing his best to avoid any spillage.