Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
Circling around the area where Di Tou had fallen flat, the shadow carefully checked to confirm there were no traps or any signs that Di Tou might be faking his incapacitation. Confirming that nothing was wrong, an evil cackle rang out through the clearing, and the shadow slowly approached Di Tou.
Standing above Di Tou, the shadow leered at him with an evil glint in its eyes before turning around and sitting on Di Tou's face before letting out a long and wet fart.
"Hmph serves you right for bullying grandfather rat." With a smug expression on his face, Huang Shu finally avenged all of his grievances from being called a skunk in one loud burst and heaved a sigh of relief. Ah, the air suddenly smelled so sweet!