Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
In the end, Di Tou decided to take a bath first…
Although he could be considered pretty clean, considering his experiences, he was by no means clean. After all, the last time he had a good chance to bathe was when he was in his little mountain hideout, and even then, it had been quite a while as he had been stressing about the strange bird beast and had been placing most of his attention on cultivating.
Since then…
Well, he had been chased around a long time, and naturally, he hadn't had many chances to wash up then, especially after the strange bird beast had actually caught onto his trail not to mention the fact that he had entered a gorge filled with bugs! Even if he hadn't touched anything, he'd feel a little gross and would want to wash up, and the reality of the matter was that he had been covered with the creepy little critters.