Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
Leaving Thousand Li Stroke, Di Tou was in a good mood, but his head was also a mess. Although he had mostly calmed down, it was only mostly.The money was simply too much, and it offered too many avenues and opportunities that he hadn't had before.
Even if his heart was 'calm' and wasn't swayed by such a life-changing sum, his mind had to be active to figure out how to best use it to achieve his goal, and the truth was, his heart wasn't f*cking calm.
Who the f*ck could be calm!?
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Even if it was just the leftovers of his spending spree the last time he was around.
Thinking this way, Di Tou couldn't help but find his past self a bit foolish. He had that much money sitting around in Thousand Li Stroke and had just left it? He didn't even bother buying another Spatial Ring, or a few more treasures to store it when going out to explore with Mu Di Bai.
If it was the current him, he wouldn't let that money go even if he was on the verge of death!