The Legendary Janitor
Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
Dead
A few hours later, Di Tou was woken from a beautiful dream where he was eating an all-you-can-eat Texan Barbecue by a cacophony of howls. Dazed, Di Tou slowly got up and looked around and realized, at some point, the sky had grown dark. Picking up a glass, Di Tou took a few sips to clear his parched throat as he slowly woke up.
Lightly tapping his head, he realized that the pain from the bump was already all but gone, and Di Tou couldn't help but once again lament how fragile the human body was. It was only in contrast that he could feel that his body, which had borne all sorts of cuts, scrapes, and bruises in the past, was no more than a sheet of paper in front of the world he saw today.