The Legendary Janitor
Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
A Fat Pig! I mean, A Venerable Senior
A fat pig he could rip off!
"Of course, of course. They'll be here soon." Flicking his wrist, the clerk continued, "For now… errm, you wouldn't mind using a written version of the catalog would you senior?"
"Ah, of course not."
Returning the jade slip to the clerk, Di Tou watched as the clerk pulled out a big scroll out from under the desk.
F*ck.
Handing the scroll over to Di Tou, the clerk smiled ingratiatingly, "let me know if there's anything you have a question about or would like to see."
"Hmm."
Unfurling the scroll, Di Tou found seven columns of items, spanning down the entirety of the scroll, making a quick glance, Di Tou intuitively felt that this was at least eight hundred plus items.
Feeling a bit of a headache, Di Tou started reading through the list, only to find that quite a few of the items were rather similar.