Goose Stewed In An Iron Pot (3)
編輯: Dragon Boat Translation
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In the next second, a pair of fair and slender hands seemed to have appeared out of nowhere and picked it up mercilessly.
"This one is so fatty, it'll definitely be fragrant after I stew it," Xiang Yi said in a gentle and tender voice as she gave it a serious review.
The netizens were appalled.
'What? Little fairy, why do you have to say the cruelest words in the most gentle tone?'
—— [Deceased: Goose, Cause of death: Excessive obesity]
—— [How many times have I said it? If you're too fat, you'll get eaten up!]
—— [I'm shivering in front of the screen while chewing on some roasted duck neck and sipping on milk tea...]
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They clamored about the cruelty of humans. The fat white goose was dragged away by the cruel Xiang Yi while it shrieked incessantly.
The cameraman also took a long shot of Xiang Yi as she strutted away domineeringly...
A few minutes later...
The goose was slaughtered.