Useless
"Let's begin again." The old man couldn't help but feel that Ma Zhi was a little too ridiculous. What the heck were these things that he kept mentioning? Nitrogen? Oxygen?
"Wrinkles, you are making no sense! You keep saying elements of the air, but what I keep imagining are things found in the air." Ma Zhi couldn't help but complain towards the old man's inadequacies.
"ARG! You know what? Get out of here! You are useless, a trash! I hope a large building falls on you!" The old man lost it. He couldn't handle such a person. He saw that Ma Zhi was perfect for cultivation, but who could have imagined that he was so dumb. It wasn't that he was a bad teacher, rather Ma Zhi was just unteachable.
"You old wrinkles, who should a building fall on? Me? You have one foot in the grave, you should just put the other foot in as well! You are the trash! Wait that's an insult to trash, you are even worse than that! Even a piece of trash would pity you!" Ma Zhi became infuriated quickly. How could he take such insults laying down? He angrily walked out the house.
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Ma Zhi walked along the streets with great annoyance. He allowed the old man to teach him cultivation, but all he got was crap. The old guy couldn't teach anything. Even a rock could do better then him.
"That wrinkly old man! I don't need him to become the greatest! I will find my own path and become so strong that he would hope the building lands on him rather then me! Hmph!" Ma Zhi was feeling grumpy, but he couldn't do anything about it. The old man was stronger then him, but he was still unable to teach him.
Suddenly, while walking, Ma Zhi began to contemplate his life. He was a failure on Earth and was even ugly, however after blowing that planet up he came to this new one. Over here, he was not only dashing, but also his talents were high. (Authors note: sure...)
"I will not become a failure here! I will become the strongest person so that others would bow to me!" Ma Zhi turned around and headed back to the old mans place.
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"That stupid kid is just so useless! He can't even get passed the first step which children figure out in mere minutes. How did I think that he would become something great?" The old man kept thinking about the whole situation. Although Ma Zhi was dumb, he still felt that he would become really strong with good guidance.
"Maybe I should just suck it up and continue trying. Whatever, I might as well." The old man headed for the door, but suddenly Ma Zhi appeared in front of him.
"Wrinkles, thought about it for a long time now. Although you are a sh*tty teacher that wont make it anywhere life. Plus, you have one foot in the grave and should probably put the other on in as well. Also you are perverted and even really ugly..." He kept on spouting random things that began to infuriate the old man.
"Get to the point!" The old man couldn't take it anymore before yelling at him.
"Sheesh! Don't scream to loud or you really will die, old man." Ma Zhi warned with a serious face. Seeing how Ma Zhi was actually being serious, the old man felt his heart burn with rage.
"Just get to the main point!" The old man gritted his teeth and spoke.
"Well, I think that I will allow you to continue teaching me! Although I am reluctant, might as well." Ma Zhi put on a face of pain before walking into the house. The old was seething in anger.
"Since you have decided, the lets begin once more. This time, I will help you sense the air!" The old man stood behind Ma Zhi with both knees on the ground.
"Wrinkles, you better not do anything weird. A pervert like you may want my gorgeous body, but this body is only for the pretty ladies, not an ugly old man who has one foot in the grave." The old man began to get a migraine just listening to Ma Zhi.
"You know what? I think this would work much better if you were unconscious!" With that, the old man smacked Ma Zhi on the nape, causing him to faint.
"Don't...rape...me...!" Ma Zhi then fell down and his vision blackened.