The Devil's Fiance Is The Alpha's Mate
[Warning: This is a BL novel, and mature scenes ahead!] Chen Ming, an ordinary twenty-five-year-old office worker, falls into a pit one day right on his face. The next moment he opens his eyes to a little chick flapping its little wings on his face. "Yo, I'm your system, Chick, and I'm a reverse harem system." The chick flapped his wings as if doing a happy dance. "Congratulations user, since you have fallen into the pit, consider yourself lucky because now, you'll be granted a wonderful opportunity to be done by two men!" "Wait, I'm straight," replied Chen Ming straightforwardly as his face remained cold and composed. "So what?" The chick waved his non-existent hair back as he said, "You don't want to be done by two men? I can offer you more if you want." "What if I want to refuse?" "You'll die." "....." The boring life of Chen Ming suddenly changed, especially because he wasn't fucking bent in the first place!
Staring Unblinkingly
"Forget about it." Yang Tianyi didn't know how to explain himself as he said, "I have a sickness called Multiple personality disorder. So understand."
The system was stunned after hearing those words for two full seconds. He then blinked and returned to himself as he uttered a shocked gasp. "You have what?! No wonder! Fuck, how did you end up with me of all people?! You should have been sent to the mental department for treatment before sending you out for missions! No, why couldn't they detect you in the first place?! I have to report it to my seniors!"
"Wait!" Before Yang Tianyi could even stop the jolly and all-anxious system, the latter disappeared from there without a trace. He only blinked and stared at the space with the corners of his lips twitching.
Well, he would take the information about his ratings later. Not that his mission mattered to himself anymore because he wasn't interested in finishing it in the first place.