Don’t negotiate while you’re drunk

"What is the demon's slaughterer want from me, I wonder..." he asked, with a glint in his silver eyes, swirling like liquid metal. It's mesmerizing.

They were all I could see, despite the blue skin or the dark horn or whatever else that defied my every conception about sentient beings. Those eyes felt strangely familiar and comforting...did they have some kind of hypnosis effect?

Oh, I shouldn't focus on that right now.

What did I want? Right, my inquiry through the spy was just about meeting him. There was no way I would tactlessly ask him for an extremely rare, miraculous drug in a letter—what if he ravaged the kingdom because he felt offended by my audacity?

I had wanted to meet him first, and asked for it carefully, gauging the Demon Lord's mood. Using whatever glib and acting and negotiating skills I build from pretending to be healthy enough and arguing to be let out of the hospital just for one day. Not to mention, I had to think of a reason as to why I knew about his possession of Amrita.

Yes, that was what I had planned.

But my intoxicated mind that almost burst out laughing at the 'demon slaughterer' was not that bright.

"I want your Amrita," I blurted out, forgoing glib and bypassing manner, only realizing my action after a silence that ensued after that. The Demon Lord stared at me with slightly widened eyes.

Ah, no, I needed to salvage this. What should I say to fix this? "...please?"

Damnit! That wasn't it!

And then there were the dreaded squinted eyes. "How do you know I have that?"

Ah, what was it that I had planned as an answer again? I tilted my head and closed my eyes, trying to recall my own scenario. "Ah," I clapped my hands after successfully remembering it, and answered him with foolish pride. "Because you are the Demon Lord of Greed!"

Of course I didn't know why he had Amrita in the first place. I wasn't even sure if he already had it now or would only acquire it in the future. Honestly, there was no guarantee that the author's unwritten prompts and ideas would be included in this world. My whole reasoning was coming from the fact that he was The Demon Lord of Greed, and his avarice would lead him into collecting all sorts of rarities in the world.

Fortunately, he did seem to have the Amrita already.

But right now, he was laughing. Not the loud, boisterous kind, but a silent laugh, with shaking shoulder and hand over his head. "Why do you sound like you just made a reason on the spot?"

Oh, perhaps because I did—no, I did not say this out loud. I think. I pressed my lips together to prevent more idiotic stuff from coming out of my drunk ass. Mouth. Darn it!

"And why do you inquire such precious thing?" his laughter died down after a while, and we were back to business, it seemed. "Does the forgotten hero still running errands for the kingdom even now?"

It was ironic, that the one who called Valmeier a 'hero' was the enemy instead.

The man's smile, which looked easy earlier, turned sharp, like he was mocking me. He was mocking Valmeier, actually, but I got pissed all the same. The good, kind, sacrificial priest like Valmeier would probably just smile it off.

But the drunk, brazen, tired-of-painful-life me wasn't that accepting.

"I'm using it for my dying ass, so what?" I snapped, not the smartest thing to say, honestly.

Me getting blamed for the frontier army's annihilation was something that was known widely. But me having my mana system blown up into a pathetic mess was known only to a handful of people; the frontier army's Captain, the Archpriest that fired me from the Order, and probably the king, if the Archpriest told him about it.

And me having to die because of that was only known to me.

So I was basically laying out in front of the Demon Lord that I was a sorry excuse of a dying, weakling ex-communicated priest. My drunk ass just throwing out my bargaining chip like it was nothing.

Again, do not attempt negotiation while you're drunk, kids.

I should've just stayed pretending that I was a damn freaking hero or whatever. Perhaps then I would appear more useful, and maybe demand a contract of some sort for the cure.

Now, I was at the mercy of a Demon Lord.

Of The Demon Lord who was suddenly frowning, silver eyes rippled in shock and...what? Anger? Was he angry that I raised my voice? Uh-oh...

"What do you mean you're dying?" the husky voice dipped low. "I don't think a clogged mana circuit is enough to kill people. Or are you the type that is unable to live without power?"

Hahaha, I was so pissed that I laughed. Oh, whatever. A dying man had no right to feel vexed, no time for anything than how to live past today, as I knew too much already. So I just replied dryly. "I'm the type that's unable to live without mana."

In the back of my mind, I knew I should be patient. I should hold back like usual, just listened to the one with the power to give you medicine and treatment. But perhaps, dying once already had exhausted my reserve. Even in the presence of this Demon Lord, in the middle of his territory, I couldn't care less.

I died once. If I couldn't live now, that was it. I'd just die again. It was a shame, but...at the very least, I didn't want to just lie down and accepted whatever like I did in the past.

But suddenly, the blue-skinned man was no longer sitting on the chair. In the blink of an eye—quite literally—he was already in front of me, tilting my chin. "What are you?" he inquired curiously. "What blood is in your vein?"

Well, now that the card was in the open, might as well just gamble it away. "Druid," I answered curtly. I had no idea how much of the druid part was in my genealogy, since Valmeier had no memory of his parents. But it was the human part that kept me alive. For a while anyway. If I was a pureblood druid, I'd die the moment my circuit exploded.

"Ha!" the hand retreated from my chin, and he sat himself on the table, so I could see his eyes even more clearly. They were shining, like a water mirror, like a reflection of the moon on a serene lake.

Again, they felt familiar.

"Is this luck?" he muttered, smiling to himself.

Wow, right in front of my aching muscle.

I get it though, after all I was an enemy. Or at least Valmeier was, if he was deemed dangerous enough to be labeled a 'slaughterer'. And having your dangerous enemy lose power and dying was surely a lucky thing.

Wait...wouldn't it mean there was no benefit for him for granting my request?

"Hmm..." the smile now was directed at me. "The fact that you feel the need to reach me means that this is your last resort, huh?"

Ugh.

"So your dear kingdom really abandon you? After all you've done?"

Hmm...I was having mixed feelings about this. It felt annoying that he kept rubbing all this salt around my wound, but then he also dressed it with words that more or less acknowledged my—I mean, Valmeier's—achievement.

I didn't know much about demons in this world, but his ability to confuse my state of mood and mind was truly devilish.

"Well, well, Mister Hero—"

"I'm not the hero,"

His smile deepened at that. "What should I call you, then?"

"...Val,"

"Very well, Val, you may call me Natha," he leaned forward, so our eyes were level, and spoke again. "You do realize that this thing in my possession was something so rare that no one else in this part of the world has it, don't you?"

What else could I do but nod?

"And you don't think I can give it to you for free, right?"

I tried to maintain a poker face, but I had no idea what face I was making. In the slightly intoxicated state that I was in, there was a probability that I made a drooling face too, from the way my heart beat loudly inside my painful chest, or the way my hands clenched the edge of the sofa.

"But...you're willing to?" I asked, perhaps with a slight tremble, I don't know anymore.

Oh, how deep that smile went. "That would depend on the price, wouldn't it?"

"I prepared to pay it with whatever price you want," I blurted impatiently, so that we could swiftly conclude this exchange.

That was how desperate I was for survival. To finally be able to live. I don't need much, I don't have to gain Valmeier's power. I just want to live like a normal person. Without pain in every waking moment, without being chained to a bed, without being stuffed daily with medicines.

Oh, what a stupid, stupid me.

"Anything?" the mirth in that voice was palpable. But I was too drunk, too impatient, and too caught up in the hope to process it in my head.

"Anything," I replied firmly.

What could he do to me anyway? There was no point in healing me just to torture me, right? Even if he wanted to do that, using a precious Amrita for that seemed to be such a waste, especially for the avaricious demon that he was supposed to be.

He might want to use me; using my insider information about the kingdom, or force me to use my power against the human. It didn't matter to me. I wasn't Valmeier, I didn't have his gentle heart or his kind soul. Rather, if he wanted me to fuck up the kingdom, I would. He could work me, he could turn me into his servant, I couldn't care less.

So I was pretty confident that I could pave through whatever price he demanded of me.

"Well then, Val," he smiled, tilting his head and grasping my chin. "Why don't you become my bride as the price?"

...huh?