Ch3.New World and a Rob freak-out.

First thing I see when I open my eyes is that I seem to be in a huge forest with the biggest trees I have ever seen! Then it hits me. 'Wait didn't I just die? Was it a dream? Then why am I in a forest?' I try to get up, just to realize something bushy is in the way and my movement seems weird. I try to look down only to find that I am no longer Human.

'Wait what!!' I quickly jump up out of fright 'what the hell is happening, what am I?' I am freaking out properly right now! 'Ok calm down Rob, think about what could be happening, maybe this is just another dream….' I forcefully calm myself down and try to think. 'Ok so assuming I am not dreaming right now, that means my last nights dream was real!! And if it wasn't then I will just eventually wake up from this. In the meantime let's act as if this was real!'.

'So assuming this isn't a dream, then, THen, THEN I am IMMORTAL!! Yess!!' I shout in my head as I try to do an exciting little jump dance, but I just end up falling around in this new body of mine. Then it hits me 'wait so what am I' I think as I look around to examine my body.

I have a body covered in bright green fur, A huge fluffy tail that is just as big as my body, two small hands and I seem to have a very different center of gravity. 'Wait.. wait .. wait am I am Fucking GREEN Squirrel!!' I come to a sudden realisation that I seem to be a squirrel. 'Why? I thought my mission is to destroy the world? Mister universe dude, are you there? How the fuck am I supposed to destroy anything if I am a squirrel!' I try to ask that entity that seems to have sent me here but I get no response.

'Well maybe I just look like a squirrel but am actually a super powerful monster of destruction!! Yeah that makes sense, I mean I am green so maybe that means I'm a rare monster or something. I just need to figure out my powers!!' This this must be the case, that or at least I should have some kind of cheat.

I start to think about all the Anime and novels I have read about what my cheat could be 'Well maybe I have a system!! Lets try some activation words!!'. ' 'System!', nope 'Status!', nope 'Open!' 'etc..' ' After trying to think about all the different words, nothing seems to work. 'Well maybe I have to speak the words to activate it or something! Yeah that will work!' So as I prepare to try speaking some words but…

"Squeek" is all that comes out of my mouth, 'Now this is frustrating, I can't speak!' So after a few tries at talking, I have given up, It seems that I don't have a system, 'So that must mean that I am a powerful monster! Yes!! Being a powerful Immortal Monster, it seems it won't be hard to take over this world.'

'So I first have to figure out my powers and how strong I really am.' So I ran off to try and explore a bit. What is weird is that I have become able to adapt and efficiently move in this body as if it were normal, it seems as if my body instinctively knows how to maneuver itself. I just needed to get the hang of it and listen to my body. After that everything came natural.

So I have been moving around and testing out the performance of my body and all I can say is that it is very disappointing! I tried jumping up a tree and barely made it a meter up, I tried sprinting a bit, and I am quite fast but it is only a bit above the average squirrel. I tried lifting up a rock but that also failed as I am miserably weak. It has become apparent that there is nothing physically special about my body besides my colour…

'So since I am not physically strong, I must have some kind of power!! Like breathing fire or something! Yeah that must be it!!'. I then tried various things like breathing out really hard, trying to sense a mystical energy or something in my body like those cultivation novels, running up a tree and jumping down to fly and nothing seems to be working!! I scream to myself 'Everything I do is the same as a normal Squirrel!! I have no powers! How am I supposed to bring death and destruction when I am a normal fucking Squirrel!???'

After freaking out for what seems like forever, I have calmed myself down again and started to seriously think about my problem, 'So I don't have any powers at the moment, but that is probably because I haven't figured out how to use them. There must be something special I can do, I will just need to figure it out.' I mean there is no way a normal squirrel can destroy a world! I mean I doubt I can even kill a rabbit at the moment.

As I am thinking of what to do, I first have to ensure my living essentials. Even though I am immortal, I still have to eat and drink as I am currently feeling quite hungry. I also have to find somewhere to sleep as getting attacked when I sleep will be annoying. So let my adventure in this new world start!!