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Things I wish I could do is commit a crime.

There are a few crimes I could commit, easy-riding is one. It's where I get a hobby either:

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1. Taking someone's place In a high-paying job.

2. Illegally getting a lucky ride, where I attempt(ed) to get jobs I wasn't qualified for or those I didn't work for.

3. I could get married without paying for it, to get married you have to pay over $1,000 before you start paying the monthly tax.

4. Having sex and getting a girl pregnant results in a fine, if you didn't pay The government to have sex and get pregnant then you didn't pay for your kids even if it was an accident, you were still considered responsible even if you were using protection.

Getting pregnant with kids you didn't pay for is considered a crime by the government and thus you'll either get a fine and if you don't pay the fine, you end up getting your kids confiscated by the government.

5. Adopting a stray dog without paying the government.

6. Going fishing and keeping the fish I fished for without paying the government.

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I just realized that my government was good at being greedy.