VI
From the next semester, college's educational plan diversified significantly. Some of the new proposals were the following:
· Post-postmodern compared literature;
· Fraud prevention;
· PhD on James Joyce's Ulysses;
· PhD on Tutankhamun—or any other pharaoh, really;
· Master's degree on independent filmmaking;
· Influencer 101;
· Master's degree on e-sports;
· Indie videogame desing;
· Modern musical theory;
· Introduction tu cults;
· PhD on Martin Heidegger's Time and Being;
· Youtube or Netflix cinematography;
· Philosophy and literature;
· PhD on social constructs;
· Low Budget cooking;
· PhD on postmodern art history;
· Master's degree on personal investments;
· Homeopathy;
· PhD on Banksy;
· Astrology;
· PhD on flat earth theory;
· Scenic arts;
· Progressive MKT;
· Sociological studies about the impact of sociological studies on modern society;
· PhD on Harold Bloom;
· Hacking;
· Melomania;
· Homemade beer;
· How to manage the family business without getting bankrupt in the process;
· Inheritance disputes;
· (Legal) tax evasion;
· Pyramid schemes;
· Loans and pawns;
· Industrial Innovation;
· Basic principles of computing for beginners (online classes only);
· Master's degree on Egyptian tarot;
· Historian and anime critic;
· Among many others.
"Wow, you really surprise me with this," said John genuinely surprised.
"Well," said Swindle with fake modesty, "it's pretty simple: I just created most of the degrees people want."
"But, where are they going to work?" Asked Paul.
"We," said Swindle, "as a college, take care of both the educational and professional fields, not the labor one. But we're always open to have more (cheap) teachers. Besides, most of our employees are students with student loans. That way they can pay for their studies and gain some work experience.
"It seems you thought about everything. Congratulations," said John genuinely proud of his brother. "What do you think, George?"
"They didn't fired us, so that's something. But, hey, when are you gonna give us a raise?"