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The Alchemist of Obscene Arts

A fantasy novel with a unique blend of magic, adventure, and humor . Theory revolves around the titular character, Avatar embankment. Radar (Avantia Radel), a powerful alchemist known for his ability to transform decay into the wonder and command the strictth of various biological entities. Key Elements The protagonist, Avantia Radel, is a mysterious and charismatic figure with exceptional alchemical skills. The novel features a mix of fantasy creatures, including demon tribes, powerful magic beings, and mythical entities. Theory explores themes of transformation, power, and the blurring of moral soundaries. The narrative is known for its humor, wit, and engaging characters. [Restricted] This book is restricted, please do not read if you are under 18 years old. Turning decay into a magical spell of decline, commanding the powerful ability of alien creatures, the despised secret technique became ignited with his hands, and he also found a new way. He is the obscene magic chain gold master-Yafanti. Radel!   A blockbuster libertine, a charming rich man from the demon race, a powerfully transformed fairy saint. . . . . .   In a turbulent time and space, a protagonist who never misses any "profit" opportunity is a work that makes people smile. Author : Handsome

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The tiger comes out of the cage

  The Yimelu family's business is spread throughout the northeastern part of the empire and the central imperial capital, so Anfei's daily work is by no means easier than mine, and she has to travel around to inspect the business. If I have to feed the chastity gu in her body, I'm afraid we may not see each other even once a year. Anfei stayed in my mansion for a few days and made an appointment to meet me at the Harvest Festival before leading her retainers and guards to leave Feibenli City.

  On the same day, I received all the materials I needed from the dying old man. He is indeed the number one secret trader in the empire. I gave him four days, but he only took three to complete it. That top-quality dog ​​collar was truly a valuable gift.

  (New green jadeite, Poseidon ring, wind earrings, gold pearls, super E. steel are obtained!)

  (Titanium alloy dog ​​collar, 30,000 gold coins paid!)

  Summoned Amy to come to my office, I put everything All work is delegated to her.

  "Amis, starting from today, I will stay in the laboratory for about three days. Fei Benli's internal affairs will be left to you for the time being."

  Amy gently moved her soft blond hair, with a beautiful face. With a hint of resentment, he said in a slightly reproachful tone:

  "Third Young Master, you are the most irresponsible lord I have ever seen. How could you leave your job for a woman? Moreover, the three major foreign races in the north have behaved abnormally. At this juncture, You should personally take charge of the overall situation."

  "My Miss Amy, since the first day you met Avanti, has he ever been responsible? If I were really responsible, I'm afraid I won't be able to do it now. As for the three foreign races, you don't have to worry. I have already made arrangements. I can guarantee with my little brother that they will not invade the border."

  She smiled bitterly and shook her head, but she also knew that I was not indifferent. At a critical moment of life and death, I will definitely be the calmest and the one who takes the lead. But she also knows that I will not reveal military decisions to her.

  "Third Young Master, when are you going to change your bad habits of being a coquettish and romantic person? Otherwise, sooner or later, you will be stabbed in the back by a woman."

  "Hahahahaha~~ As the saying goes, "People are not slutty, they should treat young people in vain", and they will be stabbed to death by a woman. It is also my lifelong ambition. At least it's much better than the stupid idea of ​​wrapping one's body in horse leather and dying in battle, so I don't think there's anything wrong with it. "

  Amy's face changed slightly, and she looked embarrassed. Her expression of wanting to laugh but holding back was really interesting.

  "If you want to laugh, just laugh. You're just too persistent."

  Amy shook her head and smiled bitterly again, but she also knew that she couldn't convince me. Just by talking about it, I am invincible.

  After arranging all the work, I entered the underground laboratory to do my best for the beautiful elf warrior.

  When I walked from the laboratory again, the sunset light made me feel very dazzling and uncomfortable after hiding in the darkroom for three days and three nights.

  For three days and three nights, I have been using medical skills and alchemy to treat the female goblin. Although it was very hard, the work finally went smoothly. There are only two things to do now. The first is to let her wake up naturally. The second is to crawl back into bed and stay in a coma for a day or two.

  In my bedroom, I slept with my head in my arms for a full twenty hours.

  While I was still turning around on the bed, there was a knock on the door.

  "Who is it...Come in!" The

  person who opened the door and came in was actually Amy, who never enters my bedroom. I can't help but wonder, even if the sun rises in the west, it may be difficult to change her habit. What happened?

  Amy hurriedly sat on the chair next to my bed without any embarrassment and began to report to me. It turns out that from the moment I entered the studio, two big things happened outside.

  "I'm sorry to disturb the third young master's rest, but two days ago, a collapse occurred in a mine. Four workers died and 11 workers were injured. But this is not the most important thing, but the place where the collapse occurred "We found some strange metal and carvings, so I feel the need to report it to the third young master."

  "Carvings?"

  "Yes, those carvings seem to be ancient characters, but I can't read them clearly. I believe they are some ancient characters." Ruins. I have dealt with this matter secretly, only a few people know about it, and I have also sent defenders to seal the place to prevent others from entering or leaving."

  Suddenly, a series of things that seemed strange and yet familiar flashed through my mind. In the scene, a very beautiful face suddenly passed by, and this face aroused some desire in me more strongly, as if forcing me to rush to inspect it immediately. But in an instant, the state of being a talented person disappeared again. Under Amy's curious gaze, I shook my head gently to calm down the situation in my mind.

  "Well, well done, but this matter can be dealt with later. The second thing you want to report is whether the dark elf tribe and the orc tribe will join forces to attack the holy elf tribe?"

  Amy was taken aback and seemed to be surprised by my The prophet was surprised.

  "Eh?! Yes... Yes, I received news yesterday confirming that the two tribes' coalition forces are attacking the Holy Fairy Tribe. They are stationed about 150 miles away from the Silver Leaf Forest. It is estimated that they can pass through the forest within five days and directly attack the Holy Fairy Tribe. The Holy Land of Gaia. According to the news, the two tribes have sent a total of more than 400,000 troops this time. It seems that they are really going to engage in a genocide war." He

  was not surprised by the news he received, starting from the rescue of the female goblin. , I knew that this incident was initiated by the dark elves. Amy looked at me seriously, but I was lazy and gently patted the soft side of my bed to signal her to sit up.

  When Amy's expression changed drastically, I said calmly: "Why are there mosquitoes next to the bed? Well, forget it. Have you reported it to the Imperial Capital?"

  "I have reported it, but it will take at least two days for the news to be sent back. The Imperial Capital. The Holy Fairy Tribe has been in alliance with our country for fourteen years, and the war is urgent. If we sit back and ignore it, the royal family may be blamed in the future."

  "No, they sent 400,000 troops, and we only had 30,000 defenders to build the city. "Does the royal family want me to lead 30,000 garrison troops to defeat the 400,000-strong army? But I also want to thank you. You sent the news back to the imperial capital first, so I can have an excuse to sneak away to the Holy Fairy Clan.

  " The original round and big eyes widened even more, and he was tongue-tied: "Travel? Now?"

  "No, we have to wait until she wakes up."

  "She?? The third young master is referring to her, could it be..."

  Suddenly from There was an explosion outside the room, and Amy and I looked at each other. We didn't expect her to wake up so quickly.

  When Amy and I rushed to the entrance of the secret room in the inner garden, there was a flash of fire, and there were already more than a dozen maids injured and unconscious on the ground.

  My mansion is exclusively occupied by women, and the maids who can be admitted into my mansion have all received orthodox martial arts training. But they were all subdued and fell to the ground, which showed how powerful the female elf was. On the other hand, the ordinary holy goblin loves peace, but she knocked down more than a dozen humans in one move, and it seemed that she was already burning with anger.

  I had already predicted what the goblin would do. She used these maids as bait to lure out the people who were talking about this. Although she showed mercy and did not kill those maids, I still couldn't help but feel a little angry.

  A cold snort came from behind Amy and I, and when we turned around in a hurry, a stream of cold dark blue gas had already hit our faces. Amy was still quick to react. She pulled my arm and backed away while chanting a spell. A ball of fire exploded from Amy's snow-white hand, combining into a huge fireball hugged by four people, fighting back against the mysterious gas in the dark night.

  Elementary fire magic, fireball.

  He thought he could counterattack successfully, but when the fireball, which could even explode a house, encountered the freezing gas, it unexpectedly formed into an ice ball and fell to the ground, eventually scattering into ice particles all over the ground.

  Fireball is the strongest offensive magic among primary spells, so what we have in front of us should be a water spell with intermediate power.

  The ground around us turned to ice, and the temperature of the entire space dropped rapidly. If we are swallowed by this blue mist, we will be like that fireball, frozen into a pair of handsome man and beauty ice sculptures that will always be admired.

  But it was also at this time that we saw the true horror.

  From the blue mist that could freeze even fire, a black shadow appeared out of the mist, and turned into five afterimages that were indistinguishable from real to fake. Together with the terrifying ice mist, it attacked us. We knew she was really It's going to kill both of us. At this time, Amy's expression finally changed, and she showed a look of giving up, intending to accept the coming of death.

  No wonder, even I was surprised.

  I always thought that only those high-level orcs with long muscles in their heads could perform the after-image technique with enough speed. However, the person who performed this technique in front of me was actually a weak elf clansman, and moreover a female elf. I am afraid no one would believe me if I told him.

  Who is this female enchantress?

  Under normal circumstances, I would not be able to catch her three moves, but now I have nothing to fear.

  "Have you had enough?!"

  I waved my hand, and the five afterimages turned into a beautiful figure. At the same time, she fell to the ground with a cry, unable to stand up again. Without her terrible pressure, I picked up Amy and moved backwards until the ice mist slowly stopped due to the interruption of magic power.

  Beautiful Amy struggled in my arms for a while before silently letting me hold her. If it weren't for the fact that I saved her, I would have had a palm print on my face.

  "Ah? How is it possible... isn't she already disabled?"

  "If you want to know the answer, give me a kiss as the price."

  There was a "pop", and my cheek could not escape the fate of being slapped.

  After extinguishing the small fire, sending away Amy, and arranging for the injured maids to receive medical treatment and rest, I went to a guest room in the inner garden and watched the terrifying female murderer lying here. .

  I calmly woke her up in the middle of the night.

  "You... it hurts... ah... it's you who took my body... damn it... Huh?"

  When she woke up, she immediately found that I was admiring her naked body with her clothes stripped off. Shocked, he immediately pulled up the quilt to cover his body. Although she was reckless, her voice was quite sweet and melodious.

  "Who are you and why did you take my body..."

  "I saved you, but instead of being grateful, you set fire to hurt others. Do I have a reason to answer your question?"

  "You "Saved me?"

  "Don't you remember that night, when you were attacked and severely injured by the masters of the dark elf clan, and almost lost your life?"

  With an "Ah", the female elf recalled what happened that night. She pulled back the quilt and glanced at the arm, and couldn't help but look puzzled.

  "This golden armguard on your left arm is actually the famous water-based artifact - the Poseidon Ring. It seems that you have also remembered it. Your left hand would have been chopped off long ago. If it hadn't been for this artifact on your arm ", do you think you can still use this severed arm?"

  The female elf looked dubious, but it's hard to blame her, because I may be the most outstanding and low-key alchemist on the earth. There is definitely no such thing among the fairies, and they may not even have heard of it.

  "Why are you so shy? I was tired of seeing your body when I rescued you. Come with me."

  After being teased by me for a while, the female goblin turned red in the face, but her murderous aura had subsided. . I pulled her up and brought her naked to a full length mirror.

  "If you want to see evidence, just look at your right eye."

  She seemed not used to my commanding tone, but she also opened the silver hair shade covering her right eye, revealing an emerald-like eye. Charming green eyes. She was so surprised that she forgot that she was naked, and looked at the unfamiliar self in the mirror in astonishment, not knowing how to react.

  "The pupil of your left eye is crystal clear and beautiful lake blue, and your right eye is also the same. But your right eyeball was punctured by them. I used the ancient forbidden alchemy to bind the earth to the most precious treasure, the new green jade. "I've refined it into your new pupils."

  Although this kind of alchemy is unbelievable, and the goblin can't believe it, the two pairs of pupils of different colors but equally magnificent are enough to prove that what I said is true.

  "And your eardrums were also shattered. The gold earrings on the back of your ears are the wind earrings used to fill your hearing. As for the tiny golden pearl on your belly button, it is of course not an ordinary ornament; The priceless light element treasure also relies on it to heal your almost completely shattered internal organs. Otherwise, even if you recover, you will have internal injuries that will last you a lifetime."

  The female elf couldn't help but become more and more dazed as she listened . , the things she thought were obscene turned out to be rare treasures. The people of the goblin tribe live a simple life. Although there are some treasures in the tribe, they generally do not keep a large amount of property. There may be more treasures in her body now than she has ever seen in her entire life.

  When she stared at herself in the mirror, I was also proud of my masterpiece.

  This female enchantress was originally very beautiful, but she didn't know how to dress herself up, and she always felt that her appearance and figure were a bit mediocre. Now her elegant body is equipped with a golden armband, thin golden earrings on the long pointed ears of the fairy, and a small golden pearl in her navel, which completely beautifies her body. stand up.

  Her pair of blue and green pupils made her appearance significantly change, giving people an unforgettable shock.

  In addition to these, there are also her small pink nipples and a total of five small golden rings on her lower body, which make her look a hundred times sexier.

  The female goblin embarrassedly covered her nipples with her hands and asked with a blushing face: "Excuse me...what's the use of these?"

  "Oh?! Ahem...this...I invented these rings. The ring of thunder is made of super steel engraved with lightning magic incantations. As long as I chant the simplest incantation, thunder and lightning will be generated to knock you out. This is also a way to protect myself. Facts have proved that I am. You did the right thing. Without them, I would have been torn apart by you. I would feel sorry for myself even if I died. Why did I do my best to save you?"

  "Ah?! Yes, I'm sorry. I was so rude just now. Please forgive me, sir!" "

  Well, what's your name?"

  "I am a saint of the Holy Fairy Clan, and my name is Lily."

  Author's postscript: The setting of magic is as follows:

  magic, illusion, minor witchcraft, etc., which are not popular magic. , used by warlocks.

  Fireball, lightning strike, wind blade, recovery, etc. are primary magics. Pyrotechnics, lightning, cross sickle wind, ice crystal barrier, etc. are intermediate magics.

  Elementary magic and intermediate magic are used for single combat. In this story, magic does not represent its strength according to high or low levels. Each level of spells also has its own special characteristics and uses, especially there are no forbidden ones. The curse is like the invincible idiot (echo) idea. (This sentence is obviously a joke)

  For example, the actual use of basic recovery or healing techniques in war is compared to the incredibly destructive fire super. Fireball is more effective and so on.

  overtake. Fireball, super. Advanced magic such as Thunderbolt and Tornado Blade are advanced magics used on the battlefield. They are composed of thousands of spells. The power and level of magic increase geometrically, so high-level magic is enough to wipe out a group of thousands of people. However, <<Never>>It is possible to use ultimate magic in single battles

  . The information is unknown. I only know that it can be used to destroy cities, countries or armies. It is a forbidden skill. By the way, there are two people in Wurost who use ultimate magic. Just like its

  name, "Forbidden Curse" is a forbidden spell. It is a terrible spell used to destroy civilization and wipe out all living things. Therefore, it has been a taboo since ancient times, just like "plague" and "locust plague". "Similarly, the former Shaka Dynasty had clear laws that stipulated that anyone who researched, searched for, or talked about it could be punished.

  (Part of the information is provided by "Memoirs of Du Boli")