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The Alchemist of Obscene Arts

A fantasy novel with a unique blend of magic, adventure, and humor . Theory revolves around the titular character, Avatar embankment. Radar (Avantia Radel), a powerful alchemist known for his ability to transform decay into the wonder and command the strictth of various biological entities. Key Elements The protagonist, Avantia Radel, is a mysterious and charismatic figure with exceptional alchemical skills. The novel features a mix of fantasy creatures, including demon tribes, powerful magic beings, and mythical entities. Theory explores themes of transformation, power, and the blurring of moral soundaries. The narrative is known for its humor, wit, and engaging characters. [Restricted] This book is restricted, please do not read if you are under 18 years old. Turning decay into a magical spell of decline, commanding the powerful ability of alien creatures, the despised secret technique became ignited with his hands, and he also found a new way. He is the obscene magic chain gold master-Yafanti. Radel!   A blockbuster libertine, a charming rich man from the demon race, a powerfully transformed fairy saint. . . . . .   In a turbulent time and space, a protagonist who never misses any "profit" opportunity is a work that makes people smile. Author : Handsome

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The Royal Palace Ball

Part 7 of Di Yili's Mission (Part 2)Lu Yunfu and I were the only two people in the carriage. She was wearing a noble evening dress, with just the right make-up and jewelry. She was so beautiful that it made people's hearts flutter. , the only pity is the unhappy expression on her face.

  "Why didn't you say anything along the way? Are you still annoyed that I agreed to let Masan fight against Hui Qing?"

  "I'm not annoyed with you. Even if you don't agree, Masan's character will still accept the challenge. I'm just worried about the outcome of this battle."

  Lu Yunfu's worries are not unreasonable. According to the information Niefeng gave me, the Feng Shou Bow can fire arrows five times more powerful than an ordinary longbow, which is even more powerful than the magic crossbow. Feeling pity for her, I held her cattails and said, "If you are worried about Hui Qing's phoenix-headed bow, I can forge a new weapon for Ya Nan."

  Lu Yunfu's worried look continued unabated . , quietly put his head on my shoulder, and whispered: "Feng Shou Gong is one of the factors, but what really worries me is Ya Nan's fighting spirit. Although she looks strong on the outside, she is actually very weak on the inside. My own sister is a fratricide, so she might give up the fight, not to mention defeating her opponent. She can save her life which is pretty good."

  After Lu Yunfu said it, I realized that Masan's chance of winning in a fight with Hui Qing was zero. . The Phoenix Head Bow used by Hui Qing is a powerful artifact, and the secret skill she practices is called "Piercing the Yang", which is an archery skill for combat, which is even more disadvantageous for Masan. As for Lily, I'm not too worried. In order to fight Yelan, she has started to retreat tonight and meditate. With her strength, I don't need to worry.

  I couldn't help but reach out and put my hands on Lu Yunfu's shoulders, hugging this poor beauty tightly. Whether it is Lu Yunfu, Ya Nan or Luo Ma, they all have had a bitter experience. Especially Lu Yunfu, she developed two personalities because of her mother An Qier, one is a deep hatred for Fat Ruhai, and the other is a strong motherly feeling towards Masan and Luoma.

  She sold her body with the blood of the Radel family and let the royal family and nobles enjoy it as they please. It was actually a bit of a perverted idea of ​​revenge, but otherwise she would be a prostitute and it would be difficult for her to raise two daughters. Fortunately, I finally calmed down her instability. mindscape.

  I dare not say that I am so great that I don't mind her past at all, but at least her beautiful maternal side really moved me deeply.

  After cuddling up with Lu Yunfu, the carriage arrived at the palace. The guards had already opened the door for us. I led Lu Yunfu, followed by three girls with heavy makeup, Ibesha, Laxi and Loma. A group of five people followed the guards into the party hall. After walking around many long corridors, before we reached the main lobby, we heard people talking near the door.

  "Hmph, swordsmanship is of no use. What I have learned all my life is the art of war, and strategizing on the battlefield is my real skill!" After crossing the threshold, I found that the speaker was a fat, short, obscene man wearing a military uniform. Donggua, it was three beautiful aristocratic ladies chatting with him.

  I smiled at him and said, "Brother, what you said is good. It really speaks to my heart."

  As soon as he saw me appearing, Da Donggua's expression changed drastically, but the three ladies took a few steps back hastily, almost treating me as a child . Looking at it as a leper, it seems that I am not an ordinary person. When I smiled bitterly, all the eyes of the audience were focused on me, and the three stupid girls behind me shrank behind me in fear.

  Looking around, I found that the bird and dwarf tribes were also present. George was dancing with Princess Huiqing on the dance floor, but Yelan and the others were not seen. An unexpected guest appeared from the crowd and saluted me: "Lord Yavati!"

  I was stunned for a while before I knew how to return the greeting: "Lord Titan, didn't you go to the west to suppress the rebellion? Why did you show up here? "

  The person who came here was wearing a black military uniform, with a pair of tiger eyes, and he was the number one commander in chief of the Di Yili Dynasty - the "God of War" Titan!

  Lu Yunfu pulled up her black dress, smiled brightly at Titan, and said: "Lu Yunfu has met Master Titan, Loma, Laxi, and Ibesha. You also come to salute Master Titan."

  The three little fools said to him . The Titan saluted, but they did not even dare to look at him. The Titan's name is a household name in Diyi. To Lashi and Loma, who were born as civilians, they are no different from the legendary gods. Tai Tan was also moved by Lu Yunfu's manners and appearance, and said with a smile: "Apart from generals, Wuluost turns out to be equally outstanding beauties. I hope Tai Tan is lucky enough to be able to dance with Miss Lu Yun Fu later."

  Lu Yun Fu smiled. With her beautiful flowers, most of the men in the room also attracted the attention of her. Taitan smiled and excused himself to Lu Yunfu, pulled me aside and whispered: "Kilur told me about the poppy, but what about the fake plague?"

  "It's too early to say now, but I can The word "Yafanti" is used to code it. The so-called plague is man-made. I just want to know who would do such a thing? Is it Banu and Li Silong?"

  Taitan shook his head and affirmed: "It can't be them. "Although Banu is bold and reckless, he is still afraid of someone."

  "Someone?"

  Tai Tan glanced at the distance and saw an old man with a white beard who was over sixty years old. My heart moved, and I couldn't help but exclaimed: "He... he is the "Sage" Dodo?"

  "Sage" Dodo and "Wise" Bogotan are the two great advisers on the left and right of the Lion King. Their reputations They spread throughout the land, and even the children of the empire knew their names. Duodu himself is a very special character. He has a hot temper and fights for food. As for the name of the sage, it is because he is famous for loving the people and treating the people as his own. He once tried to hurt Ou in front of the Lion King at the Council Palace. A nobleman who oppressed the people.

  I heard that the person who was beaten until he turned into a pig-headed man was the current pig-headed Prime Minister Banu.

  Tai Tan smiled bitterly and said: "Despite his age, Mr. Duodu is still very angry. I was originally sending troops to quell the chaos with him, but when he heard about the poppy incident, he was so angry that he captured me and came back to investigate." Tai Tan

  spoke At this moment, Duodu suddenly turned around and looked over, frightening his younger brother to the point of feeling chilled. Also around Duodu were the two great generals Kirul and Leike, the left prime minister Liga, and a group of officials, big and small. They all bowed their heads to listen to his sermons, which showed how strong Duodu's reputation was.

  "By the way, Master Taitan, who was that person at the door just now?"

  Taitan didn't take that person seriously and said indifferently: "His name is Ful, he is the nominal disciple of old General Mipa, and he is also Gao Xia's senior brothers, but they are just armies on paper, but the old general's general skills have been passed on to another person. "

  Mipa is one of the top four tiger generals, as famous as Titan, Kirul and Rick. Gao Xia's father.

  "Another person? Is that some kind of Long Qi?"

  Tai Tan was slightly stunned, and asked in surprise: "Your Excellency, you actually know Xun Malongqi?"

  Xun Malongqi, the grandson of "Wise Man" Bogotan, Feng Siya's biological brother, this name I actually don't take it to heart, but even Titan is paying attention to this guy. This guy seems to be no ordinary person. I will go meet him for a while tomorrow morning.

  Suddenly there was a burst of excitement in the lobby, and a stunning beauty appeared in the inner hall. She was none other than the second princess of the royal family, Asana, who has the blood of the obscene demon family. Elsanna wore a specially tailored red and white dress that showed off her impressive figure. The low-cut neckline highlighted a pair of strong breasts, and the middle part of the clothes exposed the small waist. Several young nobles had nosebleeds. Elsana's long purple hair is particularly beautiful when set against the glittering diamond ornaments, and is smoother and brighter than the most precious silk.

  I don't know if it was an illusion or not, but Asana seemed to have a layer of gleaming luster on her body. Wherever she went, her charm attracted the attention of all men and women, and the hundreds of guests in the lobby were just her foils. There were four good-looking maids following her, but they were completely useless in her gorgeous light.

  In my memory, only Anfei can match this charm, and the idiot queen is still far behind.

  What happened next was far beyond my expectations.

  Unexpectedly, as soon as Elsana entered the ball, she walked straight towards me, her peach lips half-opened: "Has Master Unknown danced the first dance?"

  Even though I am used to seeing big scenes, I am still elated, and at the same time I also felt hundreds of murderous eyes piercing me. But when the arrow was on the string, it didn't reach me and I didn't fire it. I stretched out my palm, and Aishanna's soft, boneless jade hand was placed on my palm, and we danced to the music.

  I glanced at everyone. Gao Xia, Puchati and other young men all had fire in their eyes, but Aishana only added fuel to the fire. A pair of towering meatballs pressed against my chest, she raised her head and complained: " You are so cruel, you beat Xiao Ai to pieces last time in Gaia." "

  Xiao Ai? !

  "Princess, you are serious. As the saying goes, everyone has his own master..."

  "Hehehehehe... Don't be afraid, envoy. Xiao Ai has never thought about settling a score with you. Do you know that since you were thirteen years old, people have regarded you as their own master?" Idol, I really admire you so much."

  "Idol?"

  "Well... Xiao Ai has been aware of everything from birth to big. When he heard that the Orc Emperor and the Pirate Emperor jointly invaded the empire, Willy When the sixth generation sent the unknown you to the border, he thought that the empire was gone, and even tried to persuade his father to send troops to divide the empire. But when you defeated the orc army, Xiao Ai felt the first tremor in his life. , I have a small wish in my heart, hoping to dance with you like I am now."

  Aishana's purple-black eyes were shining, staring at me lovingly, completely captured. of my soul. Her large breasts pressed against my chest even more, and during the friction, I discovered that she was not wearing a bra. Her deep cleavage made even my brother stand up.

  Oh my God!

  I can't stand it anymore! !

  The eyes around me were getting sharper and sharper, staring at me like the edge of a sword, especially that kid Gao Xia, who looked like he wanted to eat people, but Aishana's tender and tender expression made me forget it. everything. Although this woman made it clear that she was seducing me because of her interests, I knew that it would be really difficult to resist her charms. Just like me and Anfei, although we have a master-slave relationship, it is still difficult for me to resist if she wants to seduce me into doing something.

  "Princess, do you praise me too much?"

  "Hehehehe... Don't you believe it yet? Isanna dare to swear in the name of her ancestors?"

  Mom, I really can't hold on anymore, there is a bathroom there! !

  Just when I couldn't stop, the music ended suddenly. After giving me a pity expression, Esanna left surrounded by a group of young nobles.

  There was another commotion at the entrance. Ye Lan, dressed in a sexy evening dress, led her fellow warriors into the ball venue. Yelan's appearance is very human in nature, but after applying makeup, she exudes a contradictory temperament, revealing human nobility but also secretly showing the simplicity of a fairy. Her evening dress is also very sexy, a camouflage blue low-cut long skirt with slits. Her figure is much more voluptuous than Lily and Xueyan. Maybe it's because the holy fairies are relatively poor, and most of them are malnourished.

  Ye Lan greeted various officials, but when she saw me, she snorted coldly and turned away. Puchati abandoned a large group of beautiful ladies and ran to the group of dark fairies. The goal was of course to chat with Ye Lan.

  Unfortunately, Yelan's popularity did not last long. The men's eyes turned to the door again. The person who came was none other than Kirul's daughter, Ning Ling, one of the five beauties in the imperial city. Ning Ling was dressed sexy and glamorous, and many young aristocrats including Sammel were flocking to her. Ning Ling also noticed that I was looking at her. She snorted and looked away, while the other teenagers stared at me with fierce looks.

  Hey, hey, your skills are inferior to others. . . . . .

  I paid no attention to Ning Ling anymore. I was so horny from Aishana just now, so I immediately looked for traces of Ibesha in the crowd. As long as I find this little bitch, I can catch her in the toilet and give her a beating. I believe she won't dare to refuse me. But my dream came true. Ibesha was also from a noble family, and she was teaching Rashi and Loma how to dance socially. These three stupid girls got together to learn to dance, and unexpectedly attracted another group of perverts to watch.

  What's even worse is that King George suddenly appeared from behind me, grabbed me by the collar and dragged me to the corner. . .

  "Brother, I have something to ask you for help!"

  "What's the matter? I'm busy picking up girls!"

  George waved to the others, including Prime Minister Liga, several special envoys from the dwarves, and more than 20 people. Elderly bureaucrats also gathered around. George said: "Good brothers, my old friends are all getting older, and they are always a little powerless recently, so..."

  "Understood!"

  I took out a bottle of pills from the subspace and said, "Men don't take supplements. Sooner or later, the function will be gone. This is the "golden aphrodisiac" that my brother spent two years developing. "

  I didn't expect that Saji was so agile. My aphrodisiac was snatched away by him in a blink of an eye, and a large group of old immortals were immediately attacked. Watching like honey. George sniffed it with his nose and asked, "Brother, don't play tricks on me. What's the difference between this and ordinary aphrodisiacs?

  " "Small, but this bottle of golden aphrodisiac is made based on an ancient and mysterious formula, with the addition of rare herbs. It will stop impotence or impotence immediately after taking it. It has no side effects and can also strengthen the body. It is very precious.

  " He looked embarrassed, but still couldn't help but said: "Sir, I have a bad heart..."

  "Don't worry, the aphrodisiac invented by Yafandi will be inferior. The products of the Yimelu family have always been reliable in the empire. Even if If you have a bad heart, there will be no problem as long as you don't play too exciting games."

  These guys all had their golden eyes fixed on the bottle of golden aphrodisiac. I also saw Banu, who was against me, hanging out with me and diving in. He went down to the ground and approached secretly, hoping to eavesdrop on the aphrodisiac.

  With a thought in his heart, he suddenly came up with a plan for prosperity, and then took out other obscene potions from the subspace, saying: "In addition to golden aphrodisiacs, our Yimelu merchant family also has other good things, which can make women extremely emotional and burning with desire. The body, "I love Yilu Ge" that rapes men, this is the "Qiyunhehuansan" that is suitable for both men and women, blends in and out of love, and there is also this bottle of "God of War" that specializes in curing premature ejaculation and is invincible. , this is the "glue like paint" that allows men and women to have intercourse, this is the "invincible channel king" specially used for back door use! Identify all registered trademarks, don't buy the wrong fakes! "

  Faced with so many aphrodisiacs, this time Even George began to study with trembling hands, and more and more men gathered in this corner, and even Kirul sneaked over with his knees bent. Seeing that the time was ripe, I told George: "Actually, the leader of the Anfei clan has long wanted to expand her business. It happened that a Fengxiang Chamber of Commerce contacted her a month ago, hoping to get our agency right to operate in Diyili, but we have to obtain the operation in the imperial city. It seems difficult to get a license. ."

  The bureaucracy in Diyili is very poor, and I don't know how many people need to be bribed to do business. George said nervously: "Commercial Department? Where is the Commercial Department?"

  An old man in light red clothes was caught. When he saw everyone staring at him, sweat was dripping from his forehead, but a smile appeared on his mouth and said: "Fengxiang Chamber of Commerce ..Wei Chen didn't   seem to have heard of it..But Wei Chen will handle their licenses immediately

  .

With green lips and white lips, he said hurriedly: "No, no, no, Wei Chen will go back and open it now..."

  Hehehehe. . . Diyili is a country where everything depends on personnel. If you want to run a business, you must have someone to support you. Even gangsters must have a good relationship with high-ranking officials to survive. Now that King George, the Prime Minister, and senior officials from Taipan have come forward, Feng Siya's chamber of commerce will be established immediately. As long as the goods are sold to the upper class in Diyili, the goods will surely be transferred quickly and profit will be huge. This will also be a huge business opportunity for the Fengxiang Chamber of Commerce and the Yimeilu merchant family.

  For me, it's more about making money on both sides, hahahaha. . .