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The Alchemist of Obscene Arts

A fantasy novel with a unique blend of magic, adventure, and humor . Theory revolves around the titular character, Avatar embankment. Radar (Avantia Radel), a powerful alchemist known for his ability to transform decay into the wonder and command the strictth of various biological entities. Key Elements The protagonist, Avantia Radel, is a mysterious and charismatic figure with exceptional alchemical skills. The novel features a mix of fantasy creatures, including demon tribes, powerful magic beings, and mythical entities. Theory explores themes of transformation, power, and the blurring of moral soundaries. The narrative is known for its humor, wit, and engaging characters. [Restricted] This book is restricted, please do not read if you are under 18 years old. Turning decay into a magical spell of decline, commanding the powerful ability of alien creatures, the despised secret technique became ignited with his hands, and he also found a new way. He is the obscene magic chain gold master-Yafanti. Radel!   A blockbuster libertine, a charming rich man from the demon race, a powerfully transformed fairy saint. . . . . .   In a turbulent time and space, a protagonist who never misses any "profit" opportunity is a work that makes people smile. Author : Handsome

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149 Chs

The Night Before the Festival

 The night is not over yet, there are still two hours before dawn, and Asanna is already sitting in front of the makeup mirror combing her hair. This woman was born to seduce men. She was wearing a translucent nightgown, with two pink and purple dots on her chest looming, which was more attractive than being naked. In the past, I had already surpassed Anfei in terms of physical strength and the ability to recover quickly after intense sex, while Asanna quickly returned to her normal state, except for the pool of spring water in her eyes.

  Elsanna stared at me in the mirror and said with a smile: "Good husband, can you get up so soon?"

  "Oh... there is a way. Can I stay here for the night?"

  "Well, my dear, I can't. I thought about it, it turns out that my husband has also learned the art of bed, and it scared Xiao Ai just now."

  I came behind her and gently pressed her shoulders with both hands, like a newly married couple, no one could see it. After all, we are a couple having an affair. I smiled at her and said, "It's nothing to mention a small skill. You haven't seen the more powerful moves. Let's study and study them next time."

  Elsanna burst into laughter, but still tried to maintain her manners and said: "Is your husband leaving?"

  Looking at Elsanna in the mirror, she has an indescribable beauty of spring, and there is even more hidden pride in her smile. A feeling of something wrong comes over me, but I can't see it. Something went wrong. Thinking quickly, he kissed her on the cheek and said, "I also want to have a midnight snack before leaving, but it would be troublesome if someone saw me. Is Xiao Ai willing to send her husband away?"

  "Husband is right. "It's not convenient for me to send you off, but you remember to come back."

  She screamed in her heart, Aishana had no intention of keeping me, and she didn't even want to send me away, indicating that she was confident that she could force me to come back. It felt bad. It's getting thicker and thicker.

  At about nine o'clock in the morning, I was doing rare martial arts exercises in the private sword training room of the Diplomatic Residence. After the arduous "Battle of Esanna", the Dream Sisters now possess a semi-entity, and it's time to test their actual combat capabilities.

  In this closed room, Andre, the leader of the Flame Dragon Knights, his deputies Fadu, Enwa, and veteran Danlby are also here, as well as my new military advisor Jun Malongqi, and members of the Fengxiang Chamber of Commerce. The new president is Feng Siya. And my opponents today are very special. They are the father and brother of the dwarf official prostitute Baoshu.

  The father's name is Saida, a short black man in his forties, less than five feet tall, with half-white hair, a leopard's head and a tiger's eyes, and well-toned muscles. If Baoshu hadn't mentioned it to me, what would I do? You wouldn't have guessed that he was a businessman in the past, but he looked more like a thief who robbed homes and properties. The one named Baoshuo is Baoshu's brother. His profile is similar to that of Saida, but he is much younger, his eyes are sharp, and his muscles are stronger than Naifu's.

  It is simply a pair of big thieves and his son who have nothing to do with the cute little beauty Bao Shufeng and Ma Niu. Baoshuo used to use a long sword, but Saida used a short sword. He politely said to me: "Sir, the sword has no eyes, please be careful."

  I looked carefully at the ordinary steel sword in my hand and smiled calmly: "I can I have used a special summoning technique, but I still can't control it well, so you should be careful."

  Firstly, it is to practice the control of Mian Erji, and secondly, it is to test the martial arts of Baoshu and his brother, so I am the super invincible. The big slacker takes action. With my ninth-rate swordsmanship, it is impossible to defeat one against two, so we are limited to ten moves, and that's all.

  Saada and his son shouted loudly, and Saada struck me with his short sword as a vanguard. Although he was short in stature, his sword skills were very domineering. Baoshuo's swordsmanship follows a delicate line. Under the cover of Saida, the sword edge is looming, approaching seemingly offensively but not offensively.

  The Evil Book of the Demonic Moon - Summoning the Twin Princesses!

  I gripped the steel sword tightly and summoned the two witches of fantasy. The two witches flew in the air and escaped into the ground. The dwarf father and son who originally attacked me became cautious and slowed down their attack speed. Suddenly, I thought of the situation that day when I faced off against Hong Ma Longqi. The steel sword in my hand, the Dream Erji, and the summoned beast I owned were all my chess pieces.

  Looking at the tip of Saida's knife approaching, I quietly calculated that Xi Ling had air superiority and could intercept anyone from above. I can withstand more than ten moves of Sardar with his bright sword and bright spear, but Baoshuo's obscure long sword poses a greater threat to me. Under my command, Qian Ling used the red pupil technique to dive and attack Baoshuo. Limea didn't take action because hiding in the dark would put greater psychological pressure on the enemy, forcing them to be unable to use their full strength.

  Baoshuo faced Xi Ling first, and the light tentacles and the long swords clashed together, and then my steel sword clashed with Saida's short sword. As soon as my arm went numb, Sada, a tough guy, had great arm strength, and he forced me back three steps with one strike, but the result was beyond my expectation.

  "Sir, be careful!" Sarda made a pre-announced attack. The steel sword switched from offense to defense in my hand, barely resisting his ferocious sword power. On the other side, Akane Suzuwaki's air superiority successfully entangled Baoshuo.

  In fact, Sardar is also in a dilemma. I am his future boss. Of course he dare not hurt me, but poor performance is not good. Taking advantage of his ambivalence, I engaged in an offensive and defensive battle with him, blocking eight of his experienced strikes. Only on the ninth strike did he cut his sleeve.

  The weak can defeat the strong, this is called the art of war.

  Ten moves were coming to an end, and it all depended on the last move to turn the situation around. I began to make a plan in my mind. Baoshuo was younger and more energetic, and he also wanted to strive for performance. After trying hard to break free from Qian Ling's entanglement, he hurried over and pounced on me, hoping to give me a good impression with the last blow.

  Sa'da changed his color slightly, while Ma Longqi, Andre and others shook their heads. They all knew that Baoshuo had fallen into a trap due to his haste. Although Limeia was restraining me from the dark, I was able to defeat me with 80% of my swordsmanship, and we were able to fight through ten moves without any harm. But now that Baoshuo has left Qian Ling alone, barging in randomly will only mess up the situation and turn a draw into a defeat.

  A rat tail hooked Baoshuo's left foot from the ground. Although he barely avoided it, he suddenly lost his balance and had to withdraw to protect him. Xi Ling screamed and attacked from behind, and my steel sword also cooperated with the front and rear attacks. . Saida and his son were in chaos, while I was left with the remaining three parties to attack fiercely. I was sure to win this battle.

  With a "ding" sound, my steel sword flew out of my hand. Qian Ling and Limiya also stepped away, leaving only Sauda staying on the spot. In the situation just now, I could have used his dagger, but I didn't do that just to give him some face. Although Baoshuo lacks patience, Sadar is still a talented person, and he should be able to serve as the coach of Fengxiang Rebel Army.

  I put my hands behind my back and said with a smile: "Congratulations, Mr. Sadar, you have successfully passed the test. From today on, you will be the head coach of the Fengxiang Corps. Please train an unstoppable regiment for me."

  Saada accepted. He picked up his dagger and frowned: "But... we clearly lost just now."

  This dwarf is quite honest. As the saying goes, "loyalty and uprightness must eventually beg for food." No wonder his family fortune was defrauded, and even his daughter had to beg for food. Senior chickens can pay off debts, but this kind of person is easier to take advantage of. I scratched the back of my head and said, "I don't think I said you can't lose. I just want to know if you have the ability to be a coach. You are calm and determined. Brother Baoshuo is also very good at swordsmanship. As long as you restrain your impetuous personality, you will be able to take on the role." A more important responsibility."

  Baoshuo looked ashamed, bowed to me and said, "Thank you for your teaching, I will be careful in my words and deeds from now on, and swear to serve you as well as I can."

  Saida also said in awe, "Okay! Become famous. There are no true warriors here, Lord Yafandi is indeed worthy of his reputation. As long as the Lord allows it, Sardar will immediately recall the scattered old tribe and retainers to form a fighting group for the Lord. "

  Ha, this Sardar is indeed more like a thief than a businessman, but he can. Recruiting dwarf warriors to join us is also a good thing for Feng Siya and Fengxiang Chamber of Commerce. I asked one by one, "How many noble warriors are there?"

  "No less than a thousand."

  "Very good. If we can summon a thousand warriors, the Chamber of Commerce can immediately form a guard group. However, there is no need to rush this matter. I hope to keep a low profile as much as possible, especially to avoid being discovered by the Diori government."

  "Sada understands. Please rest assured."

  When Saida and his son left with Feng Siya, both of them showed respect. Each of them had better martial arts skills than me, but they were manipulated by me. In addition, my younger brother was not well-known. Of course, he is more devoted to me. There was only an idiot like Xun Malongqi standing by the wall playing with the folding fan, saying with a sinister smile: "It's so brilliant, especially the last move to win. My lord must have deliberately made the red witch let go of Baoshuo."

  "Hehehehehehe." "Do I seem so cunning? By the way, I have something to discuss with you." I started to tell Xuan Malongqi what happened last night. Of course, if it is an ordinary affair, there is no need to mention it, but the relationship between me and Elsana will affect the entire continent. As my military advisor, Ma Longqi must be aware of the current situation.

  When I told him about my uneasiness when I left the princess's palace, he closed his eyes, held the fan in his palm and patted it three times. His face turned again and again, and finally sighed: "My lord, you are a fan of the authorities." "

  Don't. You're trying to sell yourself off, please tell me what's wrong."

  Xiang Malongqi's expression suddenly became serious and he said: "Actually, there are only a few methods that a woman can use to restrain a man, and my subordinates must use them to observe Princess Aishana. What kind of magic did she use to make herself pregnant with the lord's flesh and blood? Then

  she wouldn't be afraid that the lord would not be on her side. How could she do such a stupid thing as giving birth to a child out of wedlock when she was fighting for the throne? "

  Have you ever thought about it, my lord, if she had some ancient magic to preserve the fetus first, and then give birth to it when the situation was stable? This is the simplest thing that my subordinates thought of. The most effective method."

  Suddenly she remembered Dasha, she also had a way to preserve the fetus in the mother's body, and at the same time she felt even worse. Elsana is cheating again. If she really has an unusual relationship with Emperor George, she can be pregnant with my flesh and blood first, and then "suffer" George to suffer this dumb loss. The throne will naturally be obtained. It is indeed killing two birds with one stone. Great idea.

  Hui Malong said curiously: "I really don't understand. My lord marries the princess, which will be very beneficial to our situation. Even Willy VI will be unable to do anything to my lord."

  I couldn't help but smile bitterly: "It's not you who marries the princess . Of course, it's easy to say that. Who knows how many men this slut like Asanna has, and how many green hats she wears when she marries her?"

  "Hehehehehe... My master is an extraordinary person, so naturally he has to do extraordinary things. Why do you care about this little thing? If you can win the world by marrying Aisanna, there is no law that stipulates that you cannot marry another woman. "

  "Forget it." The more painful it is, the more it hurts. Amy is right, the word "sex" is a knife in the head. How does the royal family react to my proposal of Yuan Yin? ""

  The traditional nobles strongly oppose the Yuan Yin Festival, thinking it is a false propaganda. It's a trick. But Grandpa Duodu used his strength to support this suggestion, and the princess and the emperor also have confidence in the lord, and decided to hold it at the Imperial City Square at noon tomorrow at the earliest."

  "Tomorrow? No wonder... .I bumped into old bastard Mephisna just now when I was leaving the palace. He informed me that he had arranged to introduce Gao Yana tomorrow night. I also told him that I would bring a friend with me. Well, it seems that it was done because of the Yuan plague festival. It has something to do with me."

  Xun Malongqi exclaimed blankly: "Tomorrow night?! So soon!"

  I laughed and said, "It's not too fast for me to host the ceremony, but you think it's too fast? You don't dare to fuck a mere woman. ? If you don't dare, let me go."

  "Hey, my lord, my friend's wife..."

  "My friend's wife, be careful, hahahahaha..." Xuan Malongqi's handsome face twisted. , and finally realized that I was following the wrong boss.