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The Alchemist of Obscene Arts

A fantasy novel with a unique blend of magic, adventure, and humor . Theory revolves around the titular character, Avatar embankment. Radar (Avantia Radel), a powerful alchemist known for his ability to transform decay into the wonder and command the strictth of various biological entities. Key Elements The protagonist, Avantia Radel, is a mysterious and charismatic figure with exceptional alchemical skills. The novel features a mix of fantasy creatures, including demon tribes, powerful magic beings, and mythical entities. Theory explores themes of transformation, power, and the blurring of moral soundaries. The narrative is known for its humor, wit, and engaging characters. [Restricted] This book is restricted, please do not read if you are under 18 years old. Turning decay into a magical spell of decline, commanding the powerful ability of alien creatures, the despised secret technique became ignited with his hands, and he also found a new way. He is the obscene magic chain gold master-Yafanti. Radel!   A blockbuster libertine, a charming rich man from the demon race, a powerfully transformed fairy saint. . . . . .   In a turbulent time and space, a protagonist who never misses any "profit" opportunity is a work that makes people smile. Author : Handsome

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149 Chs

The Elf of Hades

Just now I was surprised that Yaman understood the ancient language of the Great Flood, but now I was shocked that she could decipher the strange words on this golden statue.

  "You...can you really understand it?"

  "Of course, this is the 'Language of the Dead', which is a type of ancient hieroglyphics. It is similar to the most primitive 'bird script' of the Winged People. Because of this, As long as you look carefully, you can decipher the meaning from the pattern. Moreover, the basic pronunciation of this type of text is very simple, and it is not difficult to read it. "

  It turns out to be "bird writing", no wonder these "bird people" can understand it. , but this young master can't understand it. . . . . . I squatted down, pointed to the gold plate placed under the wolf-headed man and asked, "So what is written on this?"

  When Masan was about to speak, Loma suddenly stood in front of her and said, "The translation fee is ten gold coins!

  " What?!"

  Masanori shouldn't be greedy for money, but she didn't seem to like me. She actually sneered and let Loma make the decision for her. Fortunately, Lu Yunfu also spoke at this time: "Loma, please stop making trouble, this is very important. Masao, for my sake, can you translate it?"

  "Well, if it's Sister Fu, that's fine. , Hey, bounce away! "

  For the sake of the underworld army, I will bear with you!"

  When I "bounced" away, Masanori began to translate the words on the gold plate, and an ancient language that I didn't know came out of her mouth. It was just a very simple series of spells, only about ten words long, but as soon as she finished reciting it, the golden statue changed. The wolf head let out a cry that sounded like it came from the abyss of hell, and the icy cold wind started blowing.

  I knew something was coming, so I pulled Xiaosha and Laxi behind me. Lu Yunfu, Meili and Dasha were also very alert and immediately formed a front to protect Masan, Luoma, Amy and Irene. sisters. After the call, the golden statue emits a strange black light. The strange light slowly condenses and finally turns into a translucent human form.

  This humanoid is in the form of a girl, with dark skin, white hair, almond-shaped eyes and a round face, quite childish. But her face was painted with three colors of oil paint, and she was only wearing a few pieces of thin cloth. Coupled with her plump figure, she was very sexy and alluring.

  Rakhi and Ibesha both hid behind me and pulled my clothes tight.

  (Zilun, is she a demon? Rashi is afraid... afraid...)

  (Don't be afraid, she is not a demon, she should be a certain type of elf master.)

  The girl floated in the air and looked at After looking around, I asked, "Who is it? Who summoned me just now?"

  Dasha and Lu Yunfu bumped me gently with their elbows. I nodded secretly and said, "I summoned you, are you the Elf Lord?" ?"

  "Elf Lord... I guess so. I am the representative of the Hades Emperor. People in the underworld call me the Hades Elf."

  "A Hades Elf... Are you here to receive guests for the Hades Emperor?"

  "I am the underworld elf . Those who do not accept guests only represent Lord Hades to make fair transactions with the holders of the Golden Lord of Hades statues. Don't waste my time, human being, how much do you plan to spend to recruit Lord Hades' royal guards?"

  "Money?" Us. All the people screamed in unison.

  Lu Yunfu was still calm enough, and she whispered: (Be quiet...)

  Yes, it is indeed nothing to make a fuss about. I have studied many magic books, and some special magics are mentioned from time to time. Most of these magics do not require magic power to activate. The more famous ones are the summoning contracts of gods and demons. Some require the life span or soul of the caster, and some require the lifespan or soul of the caster. They used to require animal sacrifices as the cost of magic, but now they just use money instead of animal sacrifices.

  So realistic.

  Masao whispered behind me: (You smell like copper and have no strength. This kind of magic works well with you.)

  Forbearance! !

  "Elves of the underworld, I want to know what units you use for trading?"

  "Just use your human gold coins. Every time you call, we will send 10,000 guards from the underworld to assist you."

  Ha, once again proved that money is indeed the Almighty, then casually boasted: "One thousand gold coins."

  The expression of the Hades Elf changed, and said: "One thousand? Do you think we are a miscellaneous army? We are the famous underworld emperor's imperial team in the seven realms. You said it is just a thousand gold coins?" "It's worth one thousand gold coins?"

  "How much did Heim pay for the contract?"

  "Oh, it turns out you also know that lustful fat man, so I don't need to introduce you to him. Our contract is worth five thousand gold coins."

  Loma is here Behind me, I couldn't help shouting: "Five thousand gold coins?! If you give me five thousand gold coins, I will fight hard... Eh..." At my signal, Lu Yunfu and Yanan captured Luo Ma, dragged him out of the room and beat him severely.

  But Luo Ma was right. Five thousand gold coins was too expensive. Rare items like the "Demon Moon Evil Book" only cost about six thousand gold coins. No wonder Heim, with his financial resources, could only summon the Hades Army twice. I'm afraid that the price would be even higher. I can't bear it either.

  The so-called military expedition is dangerous. . . . . .

  "Elf of Hades, Heim is famous for his wealth and generosity, but look at this contract." I took out a piece of paper from my arms. The paper was covered with graffiti and there was a big turtle in the middle.

  "This is..."

  "This is the contract between me and the mercenary group. Last time I borrowed 30,000 soldiers, it was only a thousand gold coins. What, could it be that you are illiterate and can't understand?"

  "Oh?! I...I...of course I can read. This is a contract, using 1,000 gold coins to recruit 30,000 soldiers...Haha...How could I not understand it's so simple...Haha . . . "

  (Zan Lun, she is stupid, very stupid...)

  (Shh, don't be so loud.)

  Yin Gong, even Laxi said she was stupid. If I were this elf from the underworld, I would be dead.

  "But, humans...if the price is too low, I will be raped by Lord Hades or something..."

  "What?"

  The Hades elf suddenly covered his face, twisted his butt, and shook his head: "That's it. What? Minghuang is very good at bullying people. Sometimes he wants people to wear school uniforms, and sometimes he wants to be a puppy." The girls looked at me with evil intentions. Maybe I can be good friends. maybe.

  "Oh, let's not talk about that. Four thousand gold coins. Can the deal be done with four thousand gold coins?"

  "No, no, it's too expensive. I've already overpaid for one thousand five hundred gold coins."

  "Three thousand gold coins, please..." Otherwise, I will be miserable tonight. . . . . .

  "No, it's 1,800 gold coins. I'll give it up if I don't trade it."

  "Ugh... No, uh... Two thousand gold coins, don't haggle anymore, it's already very cheap... Ugh..."

  Hehehehe. . . Recruiting 10,000 Hades troops with 2,000 gold coins is not only cheap, it is a great value. The 10,000 knights who recruited Eagle Strike mercenaries last time also cost 2,000 gold coins, not to mention the powerful Hades now. military. However, I still want to earn more. . .

  "Two thousand gold coins... This price can be considered... It's not as good as..."

  "It's not as good as what?"

  "How about this, if you are willing to send a thousand more resentful spirits..."

  "You mean resentful spirits? You should have said it earlier. There are so many resentful spirits and evil spirits in the underworld that there is no place to put them. They are not worth anything compared to garbage. , I can give you two thousand, no problem. But those things can't fight, what are you doing here?"

  "You care about me!"

  Fortunately, I was there last time to observe the battle between the Royal Army and the rebels, and I also collected a lot of precious information. . I don't know whether the resentful spirits have combat effectiveness, but when a thousand resentful spirits appear, dark clouds will inevitably cover the sun and the wind will rise, which can just make up for the shortcomings of the Hades' army being unfavorable for daytime operations.

  "Also...it's useless to have soldiers without generals. I heard that you have two powerful things in the underworld. They seem to be called the 'Scorpion King' and the 'Fire-Cruel Iron'..."

  "It's no problem, anyway, those two They are so stupid. They only do wrestling and raise beetles from day to night. They only pay Lord Hades' salary every month. They should have been pushed out to work."

  "That's great, deal!"

  "Human, what's your name? "Name?"

  "Avanti Radel!"

  The body of the Hades elf suddenly glowed, and she formed a strange seal with her hands, chanting the language of the dead, and finally opened her eyes and said: "I; the Hades Emperor" The elves from the underworld only represent the Underworld Emperor and the underworld. They used the gods and demons of heaven and earth as evidence to form a contract with Yafanti Radel. At the cost of two thousand gold coins, they will recruit 10,000 underworld guards and two thousand resentful spirits! With the evil spirit and the two generals of Hades, the contract officially comes into effect!"

  Powerful dark power surged out from the statue of the Hades, and the originally bright treasure house became dim. A mysterious light shot out from the handprint of the Hades Elf and touched my right upper arm. It immediately caused an itch and imprinted a strange pattern on it. This pattern is pure black and is a sun mark composed of a circle and eight triangles.

  This sign also resonated brilliantly, and the light shone into the plate at the foot of the golden statue, erasing a small piece of hieroglyphics, and then piercing new words. Based on my common sense as an alchemist, it should have erased Heim's old contract. Then he engraved a new contract with me.

  After completing the contract, the figure of the Hades Elf slowly disappeared. Before leaving, there was a faint voice: "This is the Royal Seal of the Hades Emperor. You can use it to summon the Hades Army in the future, but remember to put the money in the golden statue's hand first." Libra, we in Hades will never take credit!"

  Luosuo, hurry up and go back to pretending to be a paparazzi.

  (The "Pluto Emperor's Guards Contract" is in effect!)

  I've been very lucky recently, and good things are coming one after another. After returning to the north, Meili developed a powerful obscene beast for me, and captured the talented northern girl Siqian from the dying old man. Today, I happened to let Masan undo the spell on the statue of the Hades Emperor, and even the summoning magic of the Hades Army also happened. It's so easy to get it, I feel happy just thinking about it! !

  At night, in the bathtub in the room, Lu Yunfu and I were naked and soaking in the warm water. She was concentrating on bathing me and wiping my back.

  "My little brother is getting stronger and stronger."

  "Sister, do you mean my 'little brother'? You should know its strength very well."

  Lu Yunfu smiled tenderly, pinched my back gently, and said : "Sister, I mean the bargaining chip in your hand. It's such a waste for you to be just a northern leader."

  "Have you not given up on settling the score with the old man? Don't raise me too high, no matter Willy VI , Khrus, William, or Fate, Radick and other guys are not easy to mess with. "

  "It's really rare that you know how to be humble? "

  "I'm just telling the truth. I only have 30,000 garrison troops. Even if we add 10,000 underworld troops, we may not be able to fight against the five legions. Let's put aside the fortifications for now, and let's have a kiss, sister

  . . . Recently, I have become obsessed with the feeling of incest, and also with Lu Yunfu's beautiful and mature body. When I have sex with her, the blood in my body is like resonance and burning. It feels very first-class.

  Incest is so wholesome!

  Together with my lustful thoughts, I have activated the power of Ai Tengyi, and the aphrodisiac gas is spreading around. I turn around to meet Lu Yunfu, and try to penetrate her inner world with the power of red pupils. Lu Yunfu's snow-white naked body is even more attractive and tempting when immersed in the floating light. Her blond hair is all tied up, adding to her mature charm.

  Ai Tengyi's power is indeed extraordinary, and Lu Yunfu's spiritual cultivation was also shaken. She actually approached me automatically and ran to die on her own. I forced out the power of the burning red eyes and penetrated into the window of her soul. Her whole body trembled slightly and she fell limply in my arms.

  "Oh...I almost forgot to ask you, what are the origins of Loma and Masao?"