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The Alchemist of Obscene Arts

A fantasy novel with a unique blend of magic, adventure, and humor . Theory revolves around the titular character, Avatar embankment. Radar (Avantia Radel), a powerful alchemist known for his ability to transform decay into the wonder and command the strictth of various biological entities. Key Elements The protagonist, Avantia Radel, is a mysterious and charismatic figure with exceptional alchemical skills. The novel features a mix of fantasy creatures, including demon tribes, powerful magic beings, and mythical entities. Theory explores themes of transformation, power, and the blurring of moral soundaries. The narrative is known for its humor, wit, and engaging characters. [Restricted] This book is restricted, please do not read if you are under 18 years old. Turning decay into a magical spell of decline, commanding the powerful ability of alien creatures, the despised secret technique became ignited with his hands, and he also found a new way. He is the obscene magic chain gold master-Yafanti. Radel!   A blockbuster libertine, a charming rich man from the demon race, a powerfully transformed fairy saint. . . . . .   In a turbulent time and space, a protagonist who never misses any "profit" opportunity is a work that makes people smile. Author : Handsome

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Eloquent

In the early morning, I came to Se turtle's room.

  Giggle. . . . . .

  "Please come in!"

  In the room, Se Turtle had already gotten up and was still practicing meditation. It's really not easy to be a magician. You have to get up to practice before the chicken crows. I would rather hold my beauty and fall asleep in the morning to have more fun.

  "What do you want from me, Lord Baron?"

  "What? Of course it's to collect old debts."

  The turtle opened his eyes and pretended to be crazy and thought for a while before jumping up. He suddenly fell to the ground, and his four limbs dived under the bed one after another. It was really hard to change his nature, and even the great image of the wizard in my little heart was gone. From under the bed, he lifted out a small box.

  "Lord Baron, thank you for helping me pack Haiping's ultimate magic last time. This is a treasure from my collection. Please see if there is anything you like, and feel free to take one or two." He

  took it out of the box. Two things, I couldn't help but laugh.

  "What is this? 'The Adventures of Rotten Bear'? 'Collection of Little Fangfang's Fairy Tales'? Brother, you don't have to be so innocent."

  "This... this is a personal preference. I just like to read these, don't you?" "

  How can I get my hands on these things? I am interested in "Little Fangfang Photo Album".

  "Are there any things that are not innocent?"

  "Yes!" The turtle lowered himself down again, dug under the bed, and took out a golden card.

  "This is it."

  When I saw this thing, I almost vomited out all the dinner I had last night.

  "Brother, uncle, please take it away, please! Ugh..."

  "What? This is my ultimate collection. It's the famous 'Aunt Xia Hui Swimsuit Flash Card'." As this guy talked, he brought over this terrible jade photo. I finally couldn't help but vomited the yellow bile water.

  "Don't... don't take it over, I just want some magic, ugh..."

  "Magic? Tsk, you told me earlier, these two are my original dark magics, give them to you. "

  (The Dark Hexagram and the Subspace Demon Binding Array are obtained!)

  "You have a dark element ring on your hand, which should be able to use these two primary and intermediate levels of dark magic. I don't need it anyway, even this one. And take it."

  (Aunt Xia Hui's swimsuit flash card is obtained!)

  But. . . . . . Sir the author. . . What is the function of this flash card? . . . . . vomit! !

  "Well, I also received this this morning. It should be an urgent message for you."

  Se turtle handed me a letter with the imperial official's fire seal. When I opened it, I realized that it was the Central Imperial Capital. Supplementary letter of appointment to my official foreign envoy. It seems that the news that Amys sent back to the imperial capital has reached the royal family. They knew that the situation was critical and sent this letter to me using a flying pigeon. With this letter, I will be able to mobilize the northern army in a legitimate manner.

  (Official letter from the diplomat of the Wurost Empire is in hand!)

  "Then...thank you..."

  "You're welcome, come and sit down when you have time, I will spit out more good things for you."

  "No.

  .No need .Goodbye .Retreat slowly backwards.

  The great elder and I led more than thirty generals to the observation deck in a hurry, and sure enough we saw the flags of the two armies retreating to the rear. Two small teams were sent out from each of the two armies. In addition to planting their own military flags, they also planted flags of peace and truce, and slowly approached us.

  The turtle standing on my left asked in a deep voice: "Is this a peace negotiation?"

  I shook my head slightly and replied: "No, it's about persuading surrender." Long

  Sha standing on my right asked: "The two armies are facing each other, no? Should we entertain them if they come to kill them?"

  I didn't answer, I just smiled and said nothing.

  "Yafanti?"

  I said calmly: "When friends come from afar, of course we must greet them well, otherwise they will laugh at us for not knowing etiquette."

  The great elder asked with a smile on his face: "But what attitude should we adopt? "

  The so-called soldiers come to block, let's see his actions to react."

  The two small enemy teams have entered the visible range, and among the dark elf's team, there is a beautiful woman with extraordinary beauty. She is a long-lost beauty. Night orchid.

  "Blow the drum, release the suspension bridge!" My order was passed on, and the holy goblin warriors immediately beat the drum and waited more eagerly. The orc tribe sent a well-dressed guy who looked 80% human and 20% animal-like to take the lead, and from the fact that Yelan was in the center giving orders, it seemed that she should be the leader of the dark elf envoy.

  The orc and Yelan saw our army of over 10,000 people waiting in the suspension bridge, but they entered Gaia without any fear and led hundreds of guards around them. It seems that Yelan is not what I thought, but he is just a more powerful magician. She is just a master, but her courage and talent are not bad either.

  "Lily, you hide first. I don't want Yelan to find out that you are not dead yet."

  "Lily obeys my order." Although Lily was reluctant to leave, she did not dare to oppose my decision and quietly returned to the room to rest.

  "Yafanti, let me serve as your bodyguard for the time being." Long Sha smiled and patted my shoulder, and I nodded in response. With him as a majestic great swordsman by my side, I didn't have to worry even if the two hundred or so people on the other side were all assassins. We hunched our shoulders and laughed, and set off to the living room together.

  In the living room, the orcs and dark elves each sent five people as representatives, and the great elder formed a group with me, Chizhi, Seluo and Longsha to receive them secretly. As soon as I entered the living room, I felt a thunderous feeling burning across my face. Yelan's invisible but qualitative gaze was directed at me, and I felt even more the terrible murderous intention hidden in her.

  As a great swordsman, Long Sha also discovered Ye Lan's murderous intention. He snorted coldly, and the originally cool meeting room was immediately filled with a murderous aura that made people sick, and Ye Lan also trembled slightly. But I caught Long Sha looking at Ye Lan with a hint of surprise in his eyes, and finally focused his attention on a male dark elf next to her and a white-haired orc.

  "I haven't seen you for a while, but my Miss Yelan is getting more and more beautiful."

  "Hey! Who is your Yelan!"

  Yelan slapped the table hard, and there was even more intense anger in her dark pupils. But my attendants hurriedly pulled her to avoid being affected by my provocation. A smile flashed across the corner of the elder's mouth, and then he stood up and introduced with a calm face: "I am the elder Souhu of the Holy Fairy Clan, and this is the foreign envoy of the Wurost Empire, Baron Avanti, and the general of magicians. Captain Turtle, Army Chief of Staff Chizhi, and Great Sword Saint Long Sha. "

  Hello, Great Elder, I am Ye Lan, the commander of the Demonic Archers of the Dark Elf Clan. I am accompanied by Chief of Staff Silver Snake, Chief of Staff Hanhu, and the First Division. Master Hu Ling, the leader of the Sword Corps, and Master Meihua, the deputy leader of the Magician Corps."

  I slowly glanced at everyone. In addition to Ye Lan, who was too beautiful to say anything, there was also a good-looking female magician beside her. She could become the deputy head of the dark elf magic group. Her magic power should be Second only to the magician Hai Ping, the dragon demon and the turtle next to me were paying attention to the tiger spirit. This man has a strong back and a cold face, but secretly reveals an immovable aura. He seems to be a very threatening and dangerous person.

  "Humph, are you Yafandi?" The young orc who led the orc envoy on the other side stared at me with a more fierce look than Ye Lan. Since five years ago, when the orc army invaded the borders of the empire, I would have to walk around with endless food every time they encountered it. For the orcs, the black dragon army, white wolf army and red eagle army are not scary, but the words "Yafanti" make them even more fearful.

  I looked at the young orc smiling disdainfully, and he couldn't help but show off a shining steel claw.

  "Prince Pulifu!" The white-haired orc next to him pulled the corner of his shirt, and the orc named Pulifu slowly calmed down.

  "I am Deputy Marshal Pulev under the command of the great 'Orc King' Shatev. These two are the commander of the heavy armored corps, General Khtev, and Lieutenant General Roruf. These two are the army division commanders, Mr. Zekov and Radov. "Sir. "

  The orcs are really annoying. They all look like beasts and it's hard to recognize them. And they all have names like "husbands". Brother, how can anyone remember these names?

  In the midst of the smell of gunpowder, we sat in separate positions, while Long Sha and Se Turtle sandwiched me and the great elder in order to prevent the other party from suddenly attacking and assassinating us.

  "Great Elder, we dark fairies hope to end the war that has entangled the two clans for thousands of years. In order to reduce casualties, I hope you can surrender peacefully. Yelan swore in the name of the great God of Darkness never to harm anyone. Surrender the troops."

  "Why should Miss Yelan ask the holy goblin to surrender? If you surrender to us, Yavandi will also swear in the name of the great obscene god that he will take good care of you for the rest of his life."

  "Avaanti!" While she was gritting her teeth, I admired her indifferently. Ye Lan is really a very special beauty. She has an incomprehensible noble, cold and arrogant temperament. The more angry she is, the more beautiful she becomes. Except for me, the other men unconsciously glanced at this rare beauty.

  "Great Elder, we orcs are much simpler. As long as you hand over Yavandi's head, we will withdraw immediately and we will never break our promise!" Pulifu placed a gold commander's seal heavily on the table, indicating his intention. The identity of the marshal is guaranteed.

  For them, as long as they can kill me, Yavandi, whether to destroy the sacred goblin race is no longer an insignificant issue.

  "This proposal is quite good. Prince, please continue." The elder said with a wicked smile. Long Sha and Se Turtle were shocked, and even Chizhi couldn't help but become dazed. The three of them looked at the Great Elder and then at me, as if they were worried that the Great Elder would take revenge.

  But I was the only one who understood what this old ghost was thinking, and at the same time I smiled secretly and looked at him approvingly.

  Both of us secretly knew that there was a cavalry attack on the orcs' food shipments. Now the orcs' representatives only asked for my life and voluntarily withdrew. It was obvious that they had lost their ability to siege the city. Rather than staying here, it is better to leave with an excuse. If you can kill me, it will be a big gain.

  As expected, this old ghost was very aggressive and spicy. He used words to induce Pulifu to speak, thereby determining the seriousness of the orc army's food shortage. If he wasn't so old that he was about to die, I could consider accepting him as my disciple.

  As for Ye Lan, they watched the show indifferently. For them, if they could eradicate me, losing the assistance of the orc army would be an acceptable price. This shows how famous my reputation is outside the empire and how scrupulous they are about me. Without my command, the Holy Fairy Tribe is destined to be wiped out by the Dark Fairy and Diori coalition forces.

  "We orcs have the most solemn promise. As long as you chop off Yavandi's head now, we will immediately lead our troops back to the green land. If we break our promise, I hope the ancient beast gods will send heavenly orders."

  He spoke with a sworn wish. , I have concluded that their food and grass have been exhausted, and they will collapse at any time if they don't leave. I guess that the evil bastard, the Great Elder, must be laughing in his heart now, although he is still expressionless on the surface. Looking at the timing, I know that by the time I appear on the scene, whether I can defeat Di Yili's army in this battle depends entirely on now.

  "People say that all orcs have the heart of a lion and a broad mind, but the truth seems to be exactly the opposite."

  "You... what did you say?"

  "Hehehehe... Let's talk about justice while everyone is together. When the orcs brought 50,000 troops to attack my Feibenli city, I, as the defender, used 5,000 troops to beat them until they fled.

  Hey, but now I am just a passing foreign envoy. My head. Does this have anything to do with the war? Ha, you are so cowardly that you cannot fight me on the battlefield, and now you are so shameless that you threaten others to kill me to vent your anger. Descendants."

  All the orc representatives were speechless, and even Yelan and the others struggled to hold back their laughter. But as I said, it is an ironclad fact that the orc army is no match for my strategy. Now that I am threatening others to kill me, I will lose the dignity and grace of a warrior. No one can deny this.

  "Okay, since you said so, I challenge you, Baron Avanti, as the prince of the orcs!" Pulifu stood up angrily and threw up a towel in his hand. His stainless steel claws swayed in the air, and the towel immediately melted. It is composed of several strands of the same width.

  Long Sha was about to fight on my behalf, but I secretly pulled him and told him not to care about this matter. In fact, Long Sha should know best. As the deputy commander of an army of 200,000, Pulifu is also the crown prince of the orc tribe. His combat power should be much better than mine.

  "It's really an honor for the prince to challenge me, but I remember that you have a very special history. The orcs have a violent personality, which even led to constant internal fighting six hundred years ago. Therefore, he is known as the greatest orc emperor in the history of the orcs. - Emperor Richauf issued a strange strict order. If any orc wants to challenge his tribe, the challenger must sleep with the challenger with his most beloved woman for one night. Otherwise, regardless of victory or defeat after the war, the challenger must also die. As soon as this clan example came out, the trend of internal fighting immediately subsided. I wonder if I remembered it correctly? "

  "Yes, there is such an example, but you are not an orc, what do our clan rules have to do with you?"

  "Hahahaha. .....His Royal Highness did not seem to be familiar with the genealogy. Six hundred years ago, Emperor Richard had eight daughters. He married the fifth princess to the emperor of our country. The seventh Princess Qingjana is married to the Radel family, the powerful aristocracy in our country."

  At this point, I couldn't help but look at Pulifu and giggle proudly, but he stayed on the spot. It is a fact that Princess Qingjiana intermarried with my ancestors, but they are not my direct bloodline. However, once the orc family tree was checked and it was found that I might be their distant relative, and moreover a descendant of the most respected Emperor Richafu, then Pulifu had violated the family tradition and had to die to apologize.

  "If His Highness the Prince doesn't mind, I am willing to accept the challenge, but at least let me play with the Princess for one night before I die, and let me enjoy the beauty of the orcs before I go to hell."

  "Bitch." Originally watching the movie Yelan couldn't help but cursed me coldly.

  "Thank you for your compliment, Miss." I didn't mind and stood up with a smile, making Yelan's face turn red with anger. But the angrier she gets, the cuter I find her, especially her black and white pupils that are the most charming. If we could capture her in this battle, it would be perfect.

  "Since the lady doesn't like her, I won't force the prince to make things difficult for me. If the prince really wants a decisive battle, I can open my eyes or close my eyes and pretend that this family rule does not exist. But can the prince accompany me to have the last supper? " I smiled and winked at Ye Lan, and something strange suddenly flashed across her face.

  Except for Ye Lan, everyone else was also puzzled as to why I treated Pu Lifu so favorably and accepted the suicide challenge. Was it really to gain the favor of the enemy female general Ye Lan?