Late Night Meal

A.N: I don't think I've ever clarified that this is harem max number of 3 or 4. There is 3 that I have already decided on. 2 from DC and 2 from Marvel

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'I didn't think I'd be pushed to use this so early, rage'

A tint of blood red was then applied to my vision. I could hear my heart thumping louder and faster, and with every beat, my body got stronger.

*BA-DUMP_____BA-DUMP_____BA-DUMP__BA-DUMP, BUMP, BUMP*

I grasped the nearest plant crushing it easily. I then ripped, punched, crushed, kicked and gnawed my way through the plants. Poison Ivy must have known what was happening as more plants started wrapping around me but I made short work of them.

While using rage all my physical abilities strengthened with my sense synced to create a radar that can be used to track enemies. It lasts for only 20 seconds with a 1-hour cooldown. The disadvantages are that my vision has a tint of red and being injured causes a booming sound with blinding blood splats.

After coming out of the entrapment of plants I jumped up causing a web of cracks.

*BOOM, Crack*

I kicked off the surrounding jungle of plants moving closer to the smell of Poison Ivy. I was just 3 meters away from her before her plants found my ankle and swung me towards the ground.

*Boom*

I was against the ground and had sunk a few inches in with no damage.

From my left, I saw Harley riding a plant moving quickly. She jumped high as the plant shot at me. I calmly reached out and let it pierce my palm. I felt a small sting as I crushed it in my pierced hand. Harley flipped with the bat above her head before she swung it with all her strength.

It shattered over my head, I then snatched a big shard and flung it. It found its way into Harley's previously wounded shoulder before throwing her back and pinning her against a tree.

"You lazy fuck, hit somewhere else!" She shouted while struggling to remove the makeshift steak

I didn't want to deal with her nagging so I gently punched her in the gut instantly knocking her out. I say gently because in rage mode a single hit from me would kill a normal human.

After knocking Harley out Catwoman appeared and with a flick of her wrist a whip was tightly wrapped around my ankle, I saw her tug with all her might yet all I felt was a slight pinch from it. I stomped on the whip with my other foot causing it to slip from Catwoman's grasp.

"Is it too late to say sorry?" Shouted Catwomen

"If you let me knock you out, I'll think about"

"I think I'll leave my consultant do the talking," Said Catwoman as she jumped back into the jungle of giant plants

Unlike Harley, she avoided any direct confrontation. Once again the ground shook as multiple thorny plants swiftly slithered around me and tried to squeeze the life out of me.

"This is getting annoying" I flexed my muscles and broke away.

I could still smell Poison Ivy and quickly sprinted and with every step I caused an ominous thudding and cracking to echo. As I sprinted in Poison Ivy's direction I was continuously attacked by the surrounding plant life.

With only five seconds left of Rage-mode l finally found Poison Ivy standing high with hundreds of plants already shooting at me. I shook off everything she shot at me and threw one of her plants at her. It distracted her just enough for me to flash to her side with my fist planted squarely in her gut.

The moment I knocked her out Rage mode had run dry. I quickly reset my body and cautiously looked around waiting for a cat to pounce.

I didn't need to wait long as she had swung in using her whip which I should have really kept on me. She flipped through the air executing a flying kick to my head. I slip to the side and grab her leg mid-air before throwing her towards giant plants. She sadly didn't hit it as she kicked off it and landed on her feet.

We slowly move closer to each other waiting for the other to make the first move. Our feet slid back and forth as the tension grew.

"Ladies first"

"Can we renegotiate the apology I'd love to not ruin your face more?"

"Sure how about I throw in a broken rib as a way to remember me"

"What a gentleman, offering bone-breaking and concussion in our first meeting, I'm one lucky gal"

"What, you ain't into rough play?"

"Oh don't get me wrong I'm down but you got the rolls all switched up"

"Do I look like a sub to you?'

"Are you the one with a whip?"

"I'm not wearing cat ears maybe pet play is more of your style. Be a good little kitten and take a nap or do I need to get the spray bottle"

"This kitten isn't the domesticated type and If you look closely you'll find..." Her whip flashed and slashed twice leaving an X mark across my chest

"Augh fuck!" Splats of blood coat the edge of my vision

Licking her lips she sparkly comments "That you're the one that's naked"

"Huh?!" I had not realised but she was right I'm naked. The only thing on me was my pants(trousers) that had been ripped into a pair of very short shorts. It must have happened when I first got trapped under the plants

She once again attacked me while I was lost in thought. I raised my hand covering my neck as her whip falls into it then I gave it a harsh tug. She pounced on me with her claws out and threw a right hook. I parry it and then see her fist change into a claw which then slid down my forearm.

"Fuck!" Along the edge of my vision, more blood splats appear.

Before she could remove her hand I grabbed her wrist and she dug her nails deeper. I pulled and she jumped launching her knee at my chin. I go to parry her knee but she sinks her claws into my other hand. I fall back dodging her knee and kick her in the ribs breaking them. She was flung over me and fell on her back wincing in pain.

Not giving her a chance to recover I get on top of her with my knees by her hips. I threw a jab at her head and she rolled to the side. Seeing my chance I wrapped my arm around her neck with one hand behind her head. I pulled her up and fell on my back, wrapping my legs around her small waist.

She stabbed, kicked and scratched to get out but I grit my teeth as I continuously reset my body. After 10 seconds of struggling she lost consciousness. I rolled her off and straddled her over my shoulder as I went to collect her friends.

I didn't bother tying them up as Poison Ivy and Catwoman would escape easily and then help Harley. I also didn't bother contacting the police as capturing supervillains is one of the best methods to be on the government's radar.

I put the close sign up, then I put on a black face mask and popped out to get some food.

The only place within my area open at One in the morning is the doner kebab shop. I called ahead of time and had them prepare 20 garlic-sauced lamb kebabs and 10 separate boxes of vegetables. I rushed back to see Poison Ivy sitting by the pond staring off into the distance. The jungle she created was also gone leaving just the damaged ground.

Before I approached her called out to her "I presume you got some good sleep plant girl?"

Poison Ivy looked back with her trusty mutant plants by her side ready to move.

I replied by raising the disposable boxes filled with food "I come in peace, look I got food"

I thought that might work and yet a plant flew past my face cutting my cheek.

"Sorry I shouldn't have hurt your plants," I said sincerely hoping to calm her.

'Sorry, for not letting myself become fertiliser'

She then went back to staring off into the distance.

I cautiously sat down next to her and put a box of salad near her "I don't know what you eat so I got you lots of salad"

She picked it up and ate it slowly while also asking "What meat did you get?"

"Lamb with garlic sauce and nan bread," I said While also slowly enjoying my meal

She put a handout and asked "Give me one"

I didn't question it and passed her one.

"So how were you able to detect something was up with my courtyard?"

"I am always connected to the plant life and when passing by I felt their existence and just like I said before they didn't have any consciousness. Now, are you gonna tell me why they don't have one?"

"Hmm well they were never made to have one"

"What!?"

"They aren't from this world for starters, they are a dead life form that lives to simply imitate the plant they are based on. Like a preset rule placed on them by a very cruel god"

"You poor things," She said with a sad tone while gazing at the surrounding plant life

"I do plan to plant some real plants later"

"Don't say that, they are just as real as the plants outside of here"

"Got it, sorry"

"How do you know their origin and why is it with you?"

"Um this courtyard was initially empty but then one day they just appeared leaving behind a small mental message. So how's the food?"

"It's good"

"That's good"

It was silent for a good minute with nothing but sounds of me stuffing my obnoxiously "Why didn't you kill us?"

"You think I could kill?" Ask while giving a harmless smile

"Yes"

"Oh well, You guys are too high profile. You guys die here then it's my head next"

"Meat!!" A young yell sounded as the door of my cabin slammed open revealing the tired but hungry Laura leading with her nose.

Her eyes saw the stacks of food boxes and made a beeline for them. She immediately dived in without noticing the extra people in the courtyard.

Ivy looked at Laura and then back at me "You have a kid?"

"She's my niece"

"Hmm she's very similar to you"

"How so?"

"Wild and animalistic"

"Should I take that as a compliment?"

"Yes"

I heard that Poison Ivy is the embodiment of a seductress but she feels kind of depressed.

"You're very different from the rumours"

"Oh explain," She asked while playing with her food

"I thought you would be more manipulative?"

"You have given me everything I've asked for so there's no need for it. Or do you want another kiss?"

Before I could answer the sound of Laura's snoring bellowed from behind me.

"I'll get back to you" I quickly pick up the snoring little monster and put her back to bed

I got back to Ivy only this time we weren't alone and now she had Catwoman and Harley Quinn by her side.

'Great, Crazy and Kinky are up'