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Survive in the Wilderness: Stop Being So Clingy, Superstar!

【showbiz】【Faceslapping】 Da Yan’s first female emperor has transmigrated! When she opened her eyes, she had become an 18th-tier actress who bore the same name as her and was participating in a variety show about surviving in the wilderness. Netizens: Do variety shows not have any standards? They let just anyone participate nowadays, huh?Su Yangyang: I’m indeed incompetent.However, when the camera turned to her…She opened up wastelands and made farming fields. She set up traps, made musical instruments, caught fish and tore through wild boars with her bare hands, climbed trees to pick fruits, weaved fishing nets, learned traditional medicine…The result of that was a massive increase in viewership! Netizen 1: What the heck did she mean, “incompetent”?!Netizen 2: Miss Yang is amazing!!! As the program went on, there was a sick actor by her side who was always weak for no reason, and often fell into her arms. Su Yangyang: Men are so troublesome. Until one day, the top star covered the camera and changed completely. Instead of his usual sickly and weak demeanor, he pressed her up against the wall and kissed her. The next day, Su Yangyang became one of the top searches on the Internet due to the marks she sported. Su Yangyang: It was just a mosquito bite. A misunderstanding. Actor King Bo tweeted: @Suyangyang I heard my name changed and is now Mosquito? That night, the entire Internet was paralyzed with shock.

Bald Captain · 综合
分數不夠
478 Chs

Sing Louder!

編輯: EndlessFantasy Translation

Outside, there was a row of people with scrunched-up faced. 

Xiao He and the rest shivered, their faces were red to the root of their necks.

[Open the door!!! Check the temperature!]

[Why isn't the changing room part of the broadcast?! Are you looking down on me? I have money! I'll pay for it! State your price!!]

[We heard everything. Xiao He and the others must have heard it even more clearly!]

[Xiao He, tell me in detail! Are you drooling?]

[Please, I have a friend who has a terminal illness. Half of his body is buried in the ground. I'm now choosing a tombstone for him. The doctor said that he will die in half an hour. I want to see this scene before I die. Is that okay?]

"T-this is the fitting room..."

A soul-stirring cry directly entered the ears of everyone present.

Xiao He silently faced the wall.

Everyone turned around as well.

[This show is so exciting.]

[Don't stop! Don't stop!]