loopholes

PREVIOUSLY THE ADVENTURES OF BONE DADDY AND HIS YANDERE SUCCUBUS.....EHM I MEANT OVERLORD...EHM EHM I MEANT SUPREMECY IN MARVEL

I have no doubts he shall become more then strong enough soon,after all he is meant to rule,and even my father he who proclaims to be the one above all could not understand my soul bond or my mates existence.

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ASGARD THE REALM ETERNAL

THE THIRD PRINCE,BALDURS NURSERY

BALDUR POV

After death left I took a deep breath,holy shit that was surreal,I could feel when the soul mate bond snapped into place and I could feel her feelings for me,and calling her obsessed was as big of an understatement as saying a nuke might burn you if you drop it,the bitch was crazy,...god help me but why do i find that so sexy?!,

also why didn't it happen to me i mean I can feel the bond but i don't feel an overwhelming urge to love her as I should,the moment I think that large words made of deep red fire appear above my crib,chamber of secrets style and instantly i know that I'm the only one who is able to see them,not even death if she was here would be able to see them.

"hey kid the devil here,my real name isn't something I share with people so you can just call me whatever you want....."

"... imma call you Bob" is what I try to say but all that comes out is gugu gaga,but apparently Bob understands as the words then change to say

"sigh fine atleast it's a new one,now the reason I'm taking to you like this is to Inform you of your mistakes and also warn you about the future..."

baldur:"...!!"

"..when you made the wishes you wished for a soul mate bond with death only thinking of having a super sexy op yandere wife,not realising that a soul mate bond is a very serious thing that would effect you aswell,making you as love struck for death as she Is of you.."

baldur:"....!!!"

"...if you're wondering why that didn't happen its because I stopped it making it so even though you are soul mates you won't become a simp for her,as no successor of mine is allowed to be a beta male. also another thing when you asked to be born as the 3rd child of odin and frigga ,you didn't say you want to be born HEALTHY meaning I could have made you a cripple or worse at birth,nor did you specify a gender and you didn't specify a divinity either I could have made you the god of ducks for fucks sake..."

" the more bob spoke the more scared and disappointed in himself baldur got"

"...but I'm not telling you this to demotivate you on the contrary you did pretty well for someone who was just a evil weeb In his past life for whom the closest thing to making deals and finding loopholes was arguing over plot holes on the Internet,the real reason I'm telling you this is because if you do become strong enough to impress me and get my job,the people you're going to have deal with on the daily will be literal demons and trust me you don't want there to be a loophole in the deals you will make with them,hence to summarise ,you need to get good son!

~love bob~

by the end of bobs speech there was a serious look on baby baldurs face,which just made him seem even more cute,rather then demotivate baldur this speech had motivated him even more instead,after thinking over his mistakes once more, baldur closed his eyes and started to meditate in order to try and feel his divinity ,he had never meditated before but still he did it,he meditated for hours before sleep overcame his baby body,managing to do even this much right after being born was an incredible feat and show of willpower,but baldur wasn't satisfied as he hadn't managed to consciously tap into his divinity,he knew that this wasn't a game, this was his new life and he promised himself that In this life he would dominate everyone and everything reigning supreme!! above all of existence!!