Supid mario: SMG4 WORLD

Mario, as usual, sat on a sofa in Peach Castle, and ate his spaghetti. Everything was quiet and peaceful so far ...

- Mario! It's good to wallow, let's go, there is work! - Until I got into a fight with Smg4.

Meet this Smg4. A lover of memes, and a hidden stalker. His clothes were the same as those of Mario, only she was blue, and on the cap instead of the letter M his name appeared.

Who is he stalking for? Of course, for Mario, allegedly due to the fact that I quote. "This idiot can do mischief." - But, and the fact that half of that ass that will happen soon, it is precisely through his fault that he safely forgets to happen.

- Leave me alone Smg. Your past adventures ended with me pulling the needles out of my ass for a week! - Mario said, already eating the fifth portion of spaghetti.

- Mario. I promise that today everything will be different ... -

- 100th -

- What? -

- This is the 100th time that you say that everything will be different. And then some kind of crap happens, from which we get out beaten, hungry and evil. I'm mostly angry because I once again agreed to your adventure. So, go to dick. Mario wants to relax! - In the end, Mario shouted, turning to face Smg.

- C'mon. Even your sister Lou agreed. -

- You and my sister decided to bring to a heart attack ?! -

- Calm down it is completely safe, we just go to the forest and that's it -

- Who else will go? -

- Tod -

- Well, at least there is a live shield and thanks for that. - Lightly said Mario getting up from the couch, and walking towards the exit.

- Hey! Why don't you believe that it's safe ?! - Shouted Smg looking at Mario with offended eyes.

"That's because I know you too well." I am 100% sure that in this forest we will be attacked by some maniac who will try to persuade. But since you dragged my sister on this trip, who, by the way, is afraid of her own shadow, I will go with you. - Doomed tone Mario said going out the door.

"It's a shame." Smg thought painfully as he prepared for the hike.

AT THE SAME TIME IN MARIO'S HOUSE

"And why did you even agree to his adventure?" You shy away from your own shadow. What kind of trip can it be ?! Especially in a terrible dark forest! - Asked his younger sister, Mario, sitting at the table.

"But if you are a brother there, then I will have nothing to worry about." - Lou said with a smile, setting a plate of spaghetti in front of Mario.

"It's only now you're so brave." So when we find ourselves in the forest, you will grab hold of my hand and will not let go until the very end of the campaign. -

- do not worry, I can handle it. -

TIMESKIP

- What did you say there ... Can you handle it? - Mario said Mario, looking at his sister's grip on his hand.

- M-I didn't say that it would be so scary! "Lou said, almost crying."

- Well, is Smg happy? You brought my little sister to tears, and spoiled my mood. You can consider this your personal achievement. -

"How could I know that she was so shy?" - Smg answered along the way looking at the map.

"And they still call me an idiot ?!" - Mario said desperately raising his eyes to heaven.

- Oh ... Yes, shut up, both of you. I can't concentrate because of you! - Finally, Tod said his voice.

2 HOURS LATER

- Listen Smg, I think we got lost. - Mario said, watching as Smg crushes the card and throws it deep into the undergrowth.

- Damn card! Have to make a halt -

- Come on?! Is it true ?! Kapets you are smart. "Sarcasm in Mario's voice would be enough for a whole planet."

- Alright, alright, you were right it was an idiotic undertaking, satisfied ?! - Finally gave up Smg, taking into account the fact that they again found adventure on their fifth points.

- And I told you! And so every day ... "Mario said with a sigh, pulling out a tent from his backpack.

And this is a normal everyday day of our main characters. But they still do not know what adventures await them in the future.