Chapter V

Today both Jiraiya and Orochimaru returned to Konoha. It's probably the last time this two Sannins are in Konoha at the same time. The time for Orochimaru's defection is nearing.

Right now I am going to visit Jiraiya. I happen to be his Granddisciple after all. And he's the one who turned the Cannon Kakashi into a porn lover. I can't wait to troll people by pretending to read smut in public. It would also be a great distraction for the enemy.

I also intend to talk to him about Naruto. And show interest in Senjutsu. Maybe discuss how to improve the Rasengan with him.

I also want to learn Jiraiya's Signature Defense that uses his hair as armour. Tying my hair in a ponytail will make me look like a clone of my father Hatake Sakumo, the White Fang. I want to make some people feel uncomfortable by having a mini Sakumo running around Konoha.

And I am busy improving the Sexy Jutsu by combining Fuinjutsu with it, learning the Flying Thunder God, Body Flicker similar to Shisui, Senjutsu Seal and the Eight Inner Gates.

I also spent a good amount of time upgrading the hell out of my short sword Kirin. And I've been managing the Hatake Clan assets too. The previous Kakashi neglected his Clan business. As the last surviving Hatake, my situation is somewhat similar to the last Uchiha in Cannon. The growing amount of fan girls is a concrete proof. And I am definitely more handsome than Uchiha Sasuke.