Alastor would be proud!

"That was Mr 2 Bon Clay?!" Vivi screams in realization.

"Vivi, didn't you know what he looked like?!" Luffy

"No! I never encountered Mr 2! I only heard rumors about him…" Vivi

"Rumors like what?" Durin

"They say he wears makeup, talks like a woman and wears a swan coat with 'Oh come my way' written on it." Vivi

"Are you blind?" Zoro, Luffy, Usopp and Lola look at her weirdly.

"Daddy, can you cure mommy's blindness?" Annie looks up at me in hope.

Nami comes close and whispers.

"Lynx! Didn't you say that you know the future of what will happen? Didn't you know about Mr 2? And where are Mikita and Marianne?!" Nami

"Oh, I knew that it was him and the two went to hide so he didn't notice them." Lynx

"WHAT?! THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY OR DO ANYTHING?!" Nami screams at me, garnering everyone's attention.

"Well, if you look past his… pervertness and him being led astray by Sandyass, he is a good guy actually. Plus he will report back to Sandyass right now, so we will not be expected nor will Croc be overly cautious from losing another top agent." Lynx

"But from one of the faces that he mimicked before was my fathers!" Vivi exclaims in fear.

"If he passes himself off as the king, he can do a lot of damage." Zoro

"That guy could be a lot of trouble for us! If he decided that we are his enemies, he can transform into one of us so we wouldn't be able to trust each other!" Nami is still angry at me from not doing anything.

"Well, that's only for you Nami, Luffy, Usopp, Zoro, Chopper, Durin and Buggs. Me, Annie, Braum, Sanji, Heph and Lola are safe. Hey Mikita! Marianne! Does he have your faces saved as well?" I feel towards the door.

The door slowly opens, as the two peek out.

"No, I didn't let the pervert touch me since I always was floating in the sky when he was near." Mikita

"I just painted a bullseye on the floor, so he never got to touch my face. But he remembers us undoubtingly." Marianne explains.

"But this is also an opportunity for us! We can plan a strategy to make his ability helpless!" Zoro grins.

"DO IT! I want the pervert to suffer for trying to molest daddy and mommy!" Annie

"Uh Annie, where did you learn to think like that?" Vivi

Annie points at Durin and Zoro. Turning to the two I just say one word.

"Run." I pass Vivi my Wings of earth and flame.

"YA CRAZY BASTARD! YA CAN'T CONTROL IT AND NOW YA PASS THEM TO HER?!" Durin screams in horror as he starts to run away, Zoro joining him.

Vivi starts to chase them even after they jump into water.

"Well, since she doesn't know how to spin them, she didn't lose her sanity…" Lynx

"WHY ARE THE WOMEN HERE SO SCARY?!" Durin screams while he keeps swimming away from the chasing Vivi.

…

A small sea king emerges from the ocean beside our ship… If you compare all the sea kings.

"WHAT IS IT?!" Usopp shits himself.

"It's a sea cat!" Vivi yells to warn us.

"Bwaaaaah! A sea monster!" Chopper screams.

"FRESH MEAT!" Zoro prepares his swords.

"TON OF FREE FOOD!" Luffy joins him.

"The course is set, so we should be there very soon!" Nami

"FOOOOOOOD!!!" Under Luffy's gaze, the sea cat backs off nervously.

"Huh? He retreated! Put the boat in reverse!" Luffy

"Stop it!" Vivi hits Luffy with one sheathed sabre.

"... Hey Lynx? Can you make one of these too? It feels awfully good and gets the job done! They are light, strong and feel nice in the hand. Maybe a bit smaller for me." Vivi looks at the sabre and at me.

I look at her weirdly then just shrug my shoulders.

"If you want them, go ask Durin to get you more of the metals." I point over my shoulder at Durin who gawks at me.

"LIKE HELL I AM GIVING HER A WEAPON LIKE THAT! I still want to father a few more dwarves in the future!!!" Durin screams at me.

"Oh? You say that after teaching Annie how to swear in dwarvish, telling her about sex-ed and mixing her alcohol in Braum's milk?" She smiles at him but we all know there is a death threat under that cute smile.

"... I will give the metal and help make them, if ya give me an oath on yer ancestor's honor and your father's life, that ya will never use them on me." Durin knows he is pushed into a corner, but he isn't willing to give her weapons that she will use on him.

"... Fine. I swear!" Vivi raises her hand while proclaiming.

"Ya swear what?" Durin doesn't buy it yet.

"Hmpf, I swear on my ancestor's honor and my father's life that I will not use the created weapons on you." Vivi rolls her eyes.

"Good enough! Everyone heard, so if ya do it I will take them back!" Durin

"You let the food get away!" Luffy cries at Vivi while pointing at the sea cat.

"I will not let you eat it! In Alabasta it's a sacred animal!" Vivi

Luffy gnaws the railing from missing that much food.

"Can I have it back now?" I extend my hand towards Vivi

"Ah, here. But anyway, you will soon have all you want to eat, just wait a bit more." Vivi returns my sabre and tells Luffy.

"Really? Hooray!" Luffy

"Will there be any carrots?" Buggs looks at Vivi

"Why are you thinking only about carrots you hare!" Lola slaps Buggs behind his head.

"Vivi! The weather seems to be stabilizing! We are entering Alabasta's climate zone soon!"

"The sea cat proves that." Vivi

"So do the things behind us!" Zoro points towards the back of the ship towards the ships flagging the Baroque works symbol coming behind us.

"... Are they idiots or handicapped? I saw a ram's in heat smarter than them." Braum scratches the top of his head.

"... Well they are the minions… But now I wonder, how did Baroque works stay secret with them doing that?" Marianne eats a cookie.

"Well this world contains a lot of idiots. The strong and stupid have a easier time surviving than weak and smart people." I look at Luffy.

"What are you looking at me for? Is there something on my face?" Luffy

The girls all sigh and Braum laughs.

"But at least he has a good heart! That's all that matters to me!" Braum

"Let's sink them!" Usopp

"Forget the small fry, we have bigger fish to catch!" Zoro

"Where are the fish?!" Luffy

"Just tie the bandage on, numbskull." Zoro

We all put on the bandages in preparation for Bon Clay.

"But what should each of us do?" Chopper looks at Zoro.

The gazes of Strawhats focused on me as I am tying the bandage around Annie's, Vivi's, Mikita's and the lazy Marianne's left wrists.

"Huh? You want my instructions?" I look at them weirdly.

"No we don't want the-!" Luffy

"YES WE DO!" Nami hits Luffy.

"Well to bad, I will listen to the captain for the first few hours~ Only thing I can say is that me and Luffy go visit a restaurant, Sanji goes to buy clothes and the others stay until you get the disguises." I smile at them.

"WOHOOO!!! FOOD!!!" Luffy

"Can I join?" Annie looks up at me.

"Not this time… The two of us are going to troll!" I grin maliciously.

"Goddammit!" Vivi facepalms seeing my face.

"He is up to something again, huh?" Mikita

"Don't forget to get my promised special tea leaves!" Marianne reminds me.

"You will get them after we finish with Sandyass. Vivi will help with that." Lynx

"We are nearing the harbor." Nami

"Let's drop anchor in the cove to the west. We need to hide the ship." Vivi

"Right! No matter what happens from here on, our left arms will bear the sign of our fellowship!" Luffy

We all point our left fists forward in a circle with Annie raising Tibbers, earning an odd look.

"What… He did say bear!" Annie

"..." Everyone

"Alright! Let's go to shore!!! TO EAT!!! … Then on to Alabasta!" Luffy

"Alabasta is an afterthought?!?!" Everyone

Vivi holds her left wrist and smiles.

"Happy to finally be back?" I hug her waist and look into her eyes.

"Yep! Very much so!" She smiles brightly and leans on me.

"Good! In a few days the nightmare will be over!" I kiss her forehead.

"Can't wait to see you in dancer clothes." I whisper in her ear, making her blush while covering her face.

"You pervert!" Vivi gives me a pouting look.

"Your pervert~" I tickle her.

"Get a room!" Zoro

"Ya should have done it while ya had time, hehehehe~" Durin

"DIE YOU BASTARD!!!" Sanji jumps at me like a rabid dog.

"THIS CREW IS SO FUN!" I laugh.

…

"There is a crowd gathering there. What's going on?" Smoker talks while walking with Tashigi.

"Captain Smoker! One of the customers just dropped dead! It's a dangerous pirate!!!" Marine A

…

Everyone's gathering around a man with his face buried in a plate of food.

"Is he dead?" Random

"Woah!" The man raises his face from the food.

"HE IS ALIVE!!!" Everyone got scared shitless.

He grabs the nearby womens skirt and wipes his face in it.

"Huh, well whaddaya know! I fell asleep!" Ace keeps munching on his food.

He is a bit irritated about the others looking at him, but still continues to eat.

"What do ya want?" Ace

"WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU!!!" Group

"Do you hire these clowns?" ACe points at them asking the cook.

"No… They are just happy that you are alright… And not dead while eating my food…" Cook

He falls back asleep into his food.

"WHY YOU!!!" Group and cook.

"By the way mister, have you seen this guy around? He wears a straw hat." Ace asks the cook.

"You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here…" Smoker walks in.

"What is Whitebeard's second division commander doing here? Portgas D Ace?" Smoker

The crowd is in shock learning he is one of the White beard pirates.

"I'm just looking for my kid brother." Ace smiles at Smoker.

…

"A restaurant!!!" Luffy

"I���m right here with you!" I ran beside him to the city, carrying my sabres and the baton.

'Gotta taunt Smoker with this, hehehehe!' Lynx

"Hey Luffy! Track the smell of food!" I tell him.

"*Sniff sniff* I found it!! A restaurant!!!" Luffy rushes into one direction with me following him tightly.

…

"So? What now what?" Ace

"Give yourself up." Smoker

"Sorry~No can do!" Ace

"I'm currently looking for two other pirates. I'm not interested in your head." Smoker

"Then let me go." Ace

"No can do. As long as I'm still in the navy and you're a pirate!" Smoker

"That's a stupid reason. Not like you are strong enough since you have to rely on the baton… Wait where is it?" Ace looks confused.

"ROCKET!!!" Luffy crashes into Smoker, launching him into Ace and sending both of them flying through the wall.

"Wohoo! A restaurant! I'm starving!!!" Luffy

"Damn you sent them flying! What's that like… Ten houses?" I walk inside while observing the holes made by Luffy.

"Mister! FOOD FOOD!" Luffy sits by the counter.

"Um, you better run…" Cook looks nervously.

"Just give him food, we were waiting for those two." I sit by the counter.

"DELISH! Great job, mister!" Luffy digs into the food.

…

"Dang it! Who done that? Ah sorry for disturbing your meal!" Ace stands up and bows at a stunned family.

Walking through the holes, Ace sees Luffy and is about to call out to him, when he suddenly gets stomped into the floor.

"STRAW HAT!!! THIEEEEEEFFFF!!!" Smoker first yells at Luffy until he notices me with his baton.

"So you finally showed up." Smoker grins sadistically.

Luffy just stares at him while he continues to eat.

"You ain't getting a response while he eats…" I point at Luffy.

"STOP EATING YOU BASTARD!!!" Smoker got irritated.

"AH YOU ARE SMOKEY!!!" Luffy spits a mouthful of food into Smokers face.

"Why youuuu!!!" Smoker's veins bulge on his forehead.

"So Smokey! How you've been? Wait? You still got no replacement for this?" I pull out the baton and show it to him.

"You thief! Give it-! Wait why is the top half so faded?" Smoker raises an eyebrow looking at it. He can feel some maleficent energy seep out of it.

"Oh, I didn't have seastone cuffs, so I had to make do with what I have to imprison devil fruit users." I smile at him.

"Meaning?" Smoker

I don't answer him. Just make an OK sign with my left hand and shove two fingers of my other hand through while grinning.

"YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!" Smoker gets pissed realizing what I used his baton after I stole it.

He tries to take the baton but I pull it back out of reach.

"Na-ah! Give me seastone cuffs and we can trade~ Or this little boy will become a genuine cursed weapon~" I wiggle my eyebrows.

"GIVE IT HERE YOU BASTARD!!!" He turns into smoke.

"Let's go Luffy!!! Hahahaha!" I yell and throw a small pouch to the cook.

Luffy grabs all the food, stuffs it into his mouth and runs after me.

"GET BACK HERE!!!" Smoker flies after us.

"Wait Luffy! Stay there!!!" Ace runs after us.

"... Well at least the straw hat guy got his meal paid… But what do I do with this wall?!" The cook yells.

…

"TASHIGI!!! IT'S STRAW HAT AND THE THIEF!!! STOP THEM!!!" Smoker yells ahead of us.

"Straw hat?! I'll get him!" Tashigi swings her sword at Luffy, who dodges and I just block it with the baton.

"We meet again Tashigi! Nice booty, can I dig it later?" I slap her ass as I run away laughing.

"YOU PERVERT!!! GET BACK HERE!!!" My action royally pissed off Tashigi as she completely ignores Luffy and chases after me.

Luffy manages to escape as I am then chased by both the pissed Marines.

"Hahaha, you will have to do better than that! Maybe if Tashigi decides to give me a kiss I might stay~ Hahahaha!!!" I continue to provoke the two as I strap the baton to my back.

"GET BACK HERE THIEF/PERVERT!!!" They both scream after me.

"Why should I? There is nothing to gain and you can't catch meeee~"

…

Luffy is being chased by the cannon fodder marines. And stumbles back to the crew.

"Don't bring them here!!! … Wait, these are just weaklings?" Zoro is confused as he takes care of them in one fell swoop.

"Wait, Luffy! Where is Lynx?!" Mikita and Vivi yell concerned.

"Ah… WAIT WHERE IS LYNX?! SMOKEY AND SWORD GIRL ALSO DISAPPEARED!!!" Luffy

"WHAT?! SMOKER IS HERE?! AND YOU LEFT LYNX ALONE?!" NAmi grabs him by the collar and shakes him as if wanting to squeeze the life out of him.

"Uh Smoker?" Annie asks as everyone else that joined in the Grandline don't know who he is.

"In Loguetown we had a fight with the marines. Their commander was Smoker. He has the smoke-smoke logia devil fruit and Lynx stole that seastone baton from him." Zoro

"You can see his hatred when he rather chases an unknown pirate like Lynx instead of a captain with a bounty!" Nami

Some of them frown.

"Hahaha no need to worry~ Lynx has the baton, has that haki thing and can summon us and our powers. He will be fine~" Braum reassures the rest.

"Wait… Do you think that's why he went with Luffy? So he can annoy Smoker because he can?" Sanji

"Goddammit hubby!" Mikita facepalms at my childishness.

"Ah! Finally caught up to you Luffy!" Ace lands with a flaming jump.

"ACE?!" Luffy exclaims.

"You never change Luffy, do you?" Ace smiles.

…

"So do you want to make a deal?" I ask the two panting marines as we stop in the desert outside the city.

"We don't make deals with pirates!" Smoker bites back.

"I will stay back and fight for the deal~ You won't catch me otherwise~" I tease the two.

I trained my physique by increasing my own weight, so now if I decrease it I can run without any strain. Not to mention, I started to figure out soru as well.

"... What's the deal?" Smoker spit at the floor.

"C-captain Smoker?!" Tashigi looks dumbfoundedly at him.

"Quiet Tashigi! I want to get him into my hands, but the bastard can run too well." Smoker

"Heh! Let's see~ For our first bet, I will bet this baton!" I stick the baton into the ground.

"And my and Luffy's surrender~" I smile at them.

"And what are the stakes?" Smoker

"For the baton… I will get a smooch from Tashigi~" Lynx

"You pervert!" Tashigi screams.

"Hey, a seastone baton for a kiss? I think you still have more to win."

"And for the surrender… If I win, you two will help us to stop the uprising of Alabasta caused by Mr 0 of Baroque works. You might also know him as Crocodile~" My words shook the two marines.

"... How can we believe your information?" Smoker

"Have you ass handed to you in a 2v1 against me and follow us to see. Do you accept the deal? I can at least trust you to give me a handshake to seal the deal without attacking me, right?" I smile as I walk closer with my extended hand.

"You can even take the baton to fight me. Let it be my handicap." I grin while standing in front of him.

"You are underestimating us. If you do anything while we shake the deal is off." Smoker grabs my hand.

"Captain Smoker?! Really?!" Tashigi.

"Ah right, your lips are part of the deal! We need your permission too! Do we have a deal?" I offer my hand to her as well.

She hesitates on shaking it.

"Oh, if you win you can get these sabres too! But you two aren't allowed to tell anything that happened here in that case." I pull out the two sabres, making Tashigi go into sword otaku mode.

"WOAH! What are these?! What is the material?! The engraving! Who made these?!" Tashigi

"I made them with the help of two friends. You will be hard pressed to find any better swords. Is it a deal?" I hold both sabres in one hand with my right hand extended.

'Damn! Alastor would be proud! My reincarnation will definitely be a high level demon!' Lynx

"... What are their names?" Tashigi

"Wings of earth and flames." I grin with a proud look.

"...Deal!" Tashigi shakes my hand.