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Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

【Exhilarating】【New Ultimate Path Plus Points】【Dry Humor】 The world plummets; who shall uphold the heavens? Demons spawn from earth and sky, the Taoist stands valiant and resolute. I am Yi Chen, 'Chen' as in dust, styled Yi Chengzi, eighteen years old, fearful of violent evil spirits, fond of making money. With a cold heart and ruthless hands, he transmigrated to a bizarre world where goblins and malevolent spirits dwell, becoming the eldest senior brother of the Hidden Dragon Pavilion, and as his master lay dying, he entrusted Yi Chengzi with the duty to uphold the path of benevolence and righteousness, to take good care of his younger Taoist brothers; he promised he would. However, his understanding of the path of benevolence and righteousness differed slightly from that of his master. What is benevolence? Slicing evil men and ghosts in half is benevolence. What is righteousness? Smashing the heads of evil men and ghosts into their chests completes righteousness. After his master's death, unable to awaken 'spiritual essence' for cultivation, he set upon an unorthodox path of cultivation with the help of the Golden Finger. Facing the wolves eager for a fight after his master's demise, he struck with heavy fists, understanding the true essence of righteousness. Confronting the malevolent spirits that stood in his way, he naturally reformed them with the iron fists of love. He slew demons, exorcised evil, and tested his sword against various spiritual cultivators, enjoying the landscapes of the world. When he reached the summit and looked around, he was shocked to find that demons were but minor afflictions and that this land and sky were falling... A millennium-long scheme, an eternal enigma, slowly unveiled itself. Strange, it has arrived, and it does not die or perish. Witnessing this scene, Yi Chen laughed. Even the malevolent dogs passing by his Taoist abode had to endure a couple of slaps; how dare someone be so disrespectful to him? Yi Taoist stomped one foot and soared into the heavens! The onlookers exclaimed in shock, "Taoist, stop fighting, the great 'Dao' is nearly worn away!"

Flame Easy to Ignite · 玄幻
分數不夠
912 Chs

Chapter 399: Miao Zi's Struggle, Great Qin's National Teacher Yi Taoist, Taoist's Astonishing Wisdom Reemerges._3

Eating cow dung, getting spanked, paying silver, not missing a single one, luck maxing out.

"Dad, what's wrong?" Seeing Yi Chen lost in thought, Miao Zi waved a paw and came to Yi Chen's shoulder with a bamboo skewer in her mouth, "Dad, eat fish."

Yi Chen looked at Miao Zi and couldn't help but smile, "Miao Zi, what do you think about Dad taking a seat in the chair of Great Qin's National Teacher?"

"Look at you, Dad, craving Great Qin's resources again, wanting to use Great Qin's power to propel a martial arts golden age, hoarding sinister objects, yet not wanting to pay the price, keeping yourself out of it, but others aren't fools either."

"Whoever has eaten more, whoever has eaten less, you can hide it momentarily, but not forever, especially from someone as shrewd as Emperor Qin Ying Si."

"Wanting all the benefits without paying the price, how is this any different from Zhang Longyi?"

Suddenly, Yi Chen no longer felt the urge to eat fish and stood up tall.