Su Mu, who just graduated from college, suddenly traveled to the world of Honkai Impact III. It's just that this world is completely different from what he expected. Otto, the president of the Schicksal Foundation, announced his entry into the idol industry to contribute to his granddaughter's career. Anti-Entropy Entertainments newly released Homu movie has become the No. 1 box office hit worldwide. World Snake Security Company has launched a new funeral service. The highest standard service will have six gray snakes carrying the coffin. In response, the weak, pitiful and helpless Su Mu could only hug his big duck tightly. If you want to leave your own traces in this world, then start by making games! Honkai Impact III, Genshin Impact, Pokémon, Legend of Sword and Fairy, Resident Evil, Elden's Ring ... That day, Su Mu looked at the game list dominated by a certain yellow-skinned rabbit and secretly swore. One day, he will break the world's obsession with yellow-skinned rabbits and let them know that beautiful girls are the right ones! This is a MTL, I will try to touch up a little. Like names gender etc. OG: 开局制作崩坏三,我的老板是鸭鸭 Cover: https://x.com/tare_nu/status/1606553323058102272
" I envy? "
Snake frowned,
" Apponia, are you kidding me? I would envy them? "
Snake Snake feels that Aponya is really nagging a little bit. Isn't he praying every day and damaging his brain?
" Dr. Mobius, do you really think so in your heart? "
Aponya's eyes were dark, and the words he spoke seemed to have a power that made people unconsciously believe them.
" Humph, if you just come to talk to me about these boring topics, then forget it. I'm very busy and don't have time to waste with you. "
Snake snorted coldly, then twisted the water snake's waist and turned around to leave.
" Well ... is this what Su Mu often said ... tsundere? "
Seeing Mobius running to the other side and sitting with Kalpas, Aponya said in a daze.
That is to say, Mobius is gone, otherwise she will probably be angry again if she hears Aponya calling herself a tsundere.
How could she, Mobius, be a tsundere?
She doesn't even know what a tsundere is!
Everyone was talking and laughing, and everyone had a great time at this ' family version ' party.
Su Mu, Elysia, and Pardolaire have been playing with the children. They all have active personalities and are very good at playing with the children. The children's laughter did not stop during the whole period. Pass.
Bronya and Eden were chatting with Siora and Kong. Eden's demeanor and the content of the chat also opened the eyes of Siora and Kong, and they understood what it means to be a true upper class person.
Aponia Mobius and Kalpas Weiwei got together to play mahjong.
Of course, this suggestion of playing mahjong was not brought up by any of them.
But when Su Mu saw them sitting nearby and not chatting much, he was afraid that they would be bored, so he simply set up a mahjong table for them and let them play by themselves.
Anyway, there are exactly four of them, and the Chinese New Year celebrations here in China are not going to be fun if they don't play cards or mahjong.
But to be honest, watching four people like Aponia, Mobius, Kalpasand Vill-Vi gather at a table to play mahjong, the scene is simply amazing!
After all, according to the characters in the game, these four people are the most problematic children among the Thirteen Heroes.
Originally, there were not many normal people in the Thirteen Flame-chasers, and these four people happened to be the most seriously ill .
So to see the four of them sitting on the same table calmly and playing mahjong, in the previous world, those captains would have never dared to think that such a thing would happen. It was really stupid.
But this is Su Mu. If it were anyone else who wanted them to play together, then they might not give others face at all.
Let's not talk about anything else, let's just talk about Snake and Brother Kalpas. These two people are not masters who can listen to others.
But Su Mu is different. His popularity in Golden Courtyard can be said to be second only to Elysia and Eden.
Of course, Aponya's mother doesn't need to say much. As long as Su Mu speaks, she will basically not reject any of Su Mu's requests, and the same goes for Vill-Vi.
As for Brother Kalpas, that's even better.
Although Brother Kalpas always looks irritable, people who actually know him know that Brother Kalpas is actually very easy to talk to.
And Su Mu has been looking for Kalpas for dinner in the past six months, and his feelings will naturally come out, so as long as he masters the way to talk to Kalpas, it is very simple to get him to agree to his request. .
Even Su Mu wanted to write a book called One Hundred Questions on the Mask of Kalpas: From Entry to Grave.
As for the final snake, it's even simpler.
The other three people have been taken care of by Su Mu, and you are the only one left. Do you still want to be excluded from everyone?
Although Snake has always been very indifferent to outsiders, she still retains a touch of warmth when facing her friends in Golden Courtyard.
So the Mahjong combination from Golden Courtyard was born.
However, these people are not honest when playing mahjong. One by one, they are like the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each showing their magical powers.
Su Mu watched the battle for a while and couldn't help being dumbfounded.
For example, Aponia will close her eyes and pray before touching a card, and then the next card she touches will definitely be the card she wants most, making her an invincible self- pity .
Good guy, are you praying to the God of Wealth?
Vill-Vi, on the other hand, is crazy about cheating, stealing cards and exchanging cards. For a great magician like her, this kind of trick is really simple and childish.
Even though Mobius and the others knew that Velvi was cheating, they couldn't catch her in the act.
If Su Mu hadn't made a special trip to Vill-Vi to watch with his own eyes, he might not even know when Vill-Vi completed the card change.
It can only be said that whenever Vill-Vi goes to a casino, she can really walk sideways like the God of Gamblers in the movie.
Of course, Mobius is not good at playing games either. Although she does not have Aponya's miraculous ability to draw cards, nor does she have Vill-Vi's tricks of cheating, she can play games with her brain.
Although she has a Ph.D. in biology, she is no weaker than professional professors in some top universities in mathematics.
In her smart brain, as long as she sees what card the opponent is playing, she can calculate through probability what card he has in his hand and what card he wants.
To put it bluntly, what we are playing is probability mahjong.
And after fighting for so long, Mobius has never fired a cannon, which shows how strong she is.
What a genius mahjong girl.
However, compared with these three Eight Immortals crossing the sea and showing their magical powers, our Brother Kalpas is undoubtedly the only unlucky guy in this mahjong.
After all, no matter how strong he is, this is playing mahjong, not boxing. He can't use all his strength and can only be ruthlessly manipulated by three women.
In a short time, Brother Kalpas's face and body were covered with various notes.
There is no way, this is what happens when ordinary people wander into the battlefield of gods.
Fortunately, Brother Kalpas didn't show any dissatisfaction. On the contrary, he was a little happy with it. It can only be said that Brother Kalpas's thoughts are indeed not something that ordinary people can guess.
In this way, everyone played happily all afternoon, and everyone was very happy. Even Snake, who always said it was a waste of time at first, ended up being addicted to mahjong and couldn't extricate himself.
From a distance, Su Mu could hear her saying something from time to time,
" bump! "
" Bang! "
" Self-filming! The unparalleled thirteenth national warrior! "
So Su Mu silently took a picture of them playing mahjong, and also specially recorded a video of Mobius with her face full of excitement after filming, and then sent it to Moments, and specially liked Fuxi Dan. Zhu Klein.
When the three of them saw that Mobius could actually play mahjong, they were completely dumbfounded and almost thought they had traveled through time.
The battle between Su Mu and Elysia as the Child King also ended with his victory.
After all, no matter how cute the cat is, it's impossible for children to pet it for hours, right?
After playing for an hour or two, they almost got tired of it. Without the cans, the children naturally returned to Su Mu.
This made Elysia so depressed that she ended up noisily playing with Su Mu and the children, shamelessly sharing the title of King of Children with Su Mu.
After the happy play time was over, Kalpas, as the head chef and housekeeper, also began to prepare the evening meal.
Weiwei switched to Baiwei's personality and started cooking with Kalpas.
After all, there are quite a lot of people today. If Kalpas were to do it alone, it would take a long time.
As for the others, at Su Mu's suggestion, they started making dumplings together.
Although making dumplings has become a bad joke at the annual Spring Festival Gala.
But I have to say that during the Chinese New Year, making dumplings with everyone is really fun and lively, and it is also when there are so many people.
" Amu, I didn't expect you to be quite good at making dumplings. "
Watching Su Mu make a neat row of dumplings, Bronya couldn't help but smile.
" Hey, after all, how can a Chinese person not know how to make dumplings? "
Su Mu said proudly.
" My good Su Mu, come and teach me, why are the dumplings I make not as good-looking as yours? "
At this time, Elysia also came over and pointed at the dumplings she made and said depressedly.
Su Mu took one look at the dumplings made by Elysia and almost laughed his head off.
" No, Elysia, are you sure you are making dumplings, not dumplings? "
I saw that the dumplings made by Elysia were just a pile of dough skins, and she gave a lot of stuffing inside, which made it impossible for her to glue the two sides of the dumpling skins together, and finally ended up with A strange-looking child.
" Hey, aren't I thinking about putting more meat filling in it? I think others say that dumplings with thin skin and meat filling are the most delicious. "
Elysia smiled and scratched her face.
Because there was flour on her hands from the dumplings she had just made, when she touched her face, some white flour immediately stuck to her face.
" Are you stupid? You have to have a certain degree of control over thin skin and meat filling. If you make it like this, the dumplings will fall apart right after you put them in the pot. "
Su Mu lectured angrily, while taking out a paper towel from the table next to her and helping Elysia wipe the flour that accidentally got on her face.
" Also, don't mess with your hands. They're still covered in flour. Why are you acting like a child? "
" Hehe, aren't you here? My good Su Mu ~~"
Elysia smiled brightly, and the beauty that bloomed in that moment was comparable to the brilliance of the sun.
If it were anyone else, I'm afraid he would have fallen in love with Elysia at first sight at this moment.
But Su Mu has long been accustomed to her expectations. After all, he sees Elysia every day. What kind of look does Su Mu not see about her?
" Haha, Elysia, your dumplings are very artistic. If you take them to an abstract art competition, I believe you will win a grand prize, right? "
Mobius walked over while twisting his waist, looked at the dumplings made by Elysia, and suddenly started laughing in a sinister manner.
She always liked to quarrel with Elysia, but now that she saw Elysia looking so embarrassed, she naturally wanted to ridicule her.
" Mobius, where are the dumplings you made? Let me take a look. "
However, Elysia is not a light-hearted person. She knows very well that Mobius, a guy who eats instant noodles all day long, has probably never entered the kitchen, let alone making dumplings.
" Uh ... that's not important. "
Mobius paused suddenly, then turned his head to the side and said with a guilty conscience.
But Elysia ran directly to where Mobius was and came back with a few dumplings made by Mobius, smiling and saying,
" Hahaha, my dear Mobius, you are almost as good as me! "
Hearing this, Su Mu and others immediately looked at Elysia's hands curiously.
Well, I saw Elysia holding a few ... well, how to put it, you can't say they are dumplings, you can only say that they may be relatives of dumplings.
There are square ones, oval ones, and the most outrageous thing is that there are pentagonal ones ...
Those who knew it thought Mobius was making dumplings, but those who didn't know thought she was doing academic research!
" Pfft—— ! "
Bronya immediately laughed out loud.
Elysia and Mobius are really incompetent this time, and neither of them can make a good dumpling.
" Elysia, what do you know? I deliberately wanted to try other styles. Who said dumplings have to be crescent-shaped? "
Mobius suddenly stiffened in embarrassment and refused to admit that he couldn't make dumplings.
It's strange to say that she obviously followed other people's methods of making dumplings, but for some reason, the final dumplings always looked messy.
" Well, that's true. There are many ways to wrap dumplings, and there is no rule that they have to be crescent-shaped. But the way you wrap them is still the same as Elysia. It will probably fall apart when put in the pot. "
Su Mu smiled and shook his head.
" Doctor, if you are interested, why don't you let me teach you? "
"... Do you think I'm the kind of person who can't make dumplings? "
Snake folded his arms expressionlessly.
" Of course not. Doctor, you are so smart. You won't have trouble making dumplings. I just think you can try a few other ways to make dumplings. "
Su Mu didn't deliberately tease Snake. After all, Snake is not as easy to tease as Elysia. According to Snake's temper, if you dare to tease her, just wait until you end up on the operating table!
So Su Mu chose the term "high emotional intelligence" to give Mobius a step down.
" Well ... if you insist on demonstrating it, I can take a look. "
Dr. Mobius is still as arrogant as ever.
" Good Su Mu, don't forget me, come and teach me too. "
Elysia said quickly.
" Okay, you all should take a good look at it. "
As Su Mu said this, he began to demonstrate how to wrap various dumplings to the two of them.
There are Crescent Moon Dumplings, Big Belly Dumplings, Yuanbao Dumplings, Pearl Dumplings and so on ....
Both Mobius and Elysia were dazzled.
The children in the orphanage also came over curiously. When they saw the various dumplings displayed in Su Mu's hands, their beautiful big eyes were filled with admiration.