Hopeless Girl

Yuuki was really reluctant to go to Ousai Academy High School but he had promised Shino, Uomi, Aria, and Suzu to help the health and physical education. He wasn't sure what they would do to him but he was sure that it must be something strange.

"Don't put that face on, you should be happy that you will enter the all-girls school, don't you want to make your harem bigger?" Uomi asked.

Both of them were riding a bus to go there.

There weren't any seats left and they had to stand close to each other.

Yuuki could feel that Uomi deliberately pressed her breasts toward him. He also felt that she tried to tease him while blowing warm air from her mouth. He sighed and said, "Uomi, this is a bus, don't do anything strange."

Uomi was still expressionless and whispered, "Strange? Did I do something? I am afraid there is a pervert here, please protect me." She let out a spoiled voice while hugging his waist. She didn't want to use the passenger bus hand holder and held his body to balance herself.

Yuuki could feel everyone was staring at them. He was wearing his glasses and no one knew his identity here. He looked very proper, neat, and disciplined student but the girl in front of him made him break the rules of the school. He sighed and said, "Don't worry about a pervert, I will protect you from that."

Yuuki had heard there was a lot of pervert in this country especially on the busy tram and bus. But he thought the problem wasn't only this country a lot of scum also did the same whenever they were. He had heard from Takeo that his first meeting with his girlfriend was when he protected her from a pervert. He knew that Uomi was also a very beautiful girl and he needed to protect her. He used his free hand and hugged her, "Come closer, let those perverts know there is someone who is protecting you."

Uomi who had thick skin blushing when she heard his words. She put her head on his shoulder and nodded gently, "Yes, don't worry, darling."

Yuuki twitched his lips and asked, "Why are you calling me darling?"

Uomi put on a teasing smile and said, "Then what do you want me to call you? Honey? Husband? Or do you want to taste the incest relationship and call me, Onee-chan."

Yuuki shuddered and tried to look serious, "Don't joke around, it won't be a joke if someone reports us for disturbing the people around."

Uomi smiled and said, "Isn't your father is a Yakuza? Use your connection to bail us out! Then we can have fun together here and right now!"

Yuuki could only shake his head while sighing at her. He didn't expect this girl was just too perverted and smart at the same time. He only hoped that they would arrive as soon as possible or else this girl would do something perverted on him.

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"Why is that guy is here??"

Kaito looked at Yuuki and Uomi while hiding in a group of people. He didn't expect to meet this guy who always made his plan to steal something that failed.

"Kaito, what's wrong?"

Kaito shook his head and said, "Nothing, Aoko."

Aoko Nakamori is a childhood friend and the romantic interest of Kaito Kuroba.

"What are you looking at?" Aoko followed his gaze and saw both young men and girls hugging each other. She became red and looked at Kaito, "T - they're very bold, do you think, they're a couple?"

Kaito looked at Aoko with a strange expression. He was worried about Yuuki but this girl was focusing on something different than him. He didn't have time to think about strange things and ignored his childhood friend.

Aoko looked very angry when Kaito ignored her. She put her hands on his collar and shook it very hard, "Don't ignore me!!!"

"I can't breathe! I can't breathe!!" Kaito almost fainted when Aoko shook his collars.

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Yuuki and Uomi noticed the commotion on the side and looked at both boy and girl who was fighting to each other. He noticed it was Kaitou Kidd who was fighting with his childhood friend. He had always curious why both of them looked like Ran and Shinichi at the same time. He thought that the author was too lazy to change the design.

"Do you think they're lovers?" Uomi asked.

"Hmm, no, I think, they're childhood friends who like each other but they can't be honest with themselves," Yuuki answered.

Uomi looked at him with amazement, "That's very detailed."

Yuuki nodded, "That's the perk of genius."

Uomi snorted and smiled, "That's good, that you're actually a genius."

"Hoo? Why?" Yuuki asked.

"When you make me pregnant suddenly, you can marry me without worry since you can make your own money," Uomi said.

Yuuki twitched his lips, "Do you want a shotgun wedding?"

Uomi thought for a while and said, "That's not a bad idea." She looked at him and asked, "You don't want to?"

Yuuki shook his head, "It is better to get pregnant when we are married."

Uomi blushed and asked, "Do you want to marry me?"

Yuuki also became embarrassed somehow. He wasn't ready to marry her and though his answer for a while. He took a deep breath and said, "Do you want me to marry you?"

Uomi pouted at him, saying, "That's not fair to ask that kind of question."

Yuuki hugged her tighter and said, "Let's talk about what I need to do in Ousai."

Uomi snorted since he averted the conversation. She put her head on his shoulder and said, "I don't want to."

"What a hopeless girl."