chapter 7: the sparkshide club

(Note:my mc is ultra cheaty indeed and no I'm not nerfing him also stay tuned cause a time skip is soon aka like a chapter probably gonna skip to clone wars but I was wanting to do the mandalorian civil war and the stark hyperspace war i honestly don't know yet anyway enjoy the chap)( 2k plus words)

(POV mc)

*cough cough*

"Kr-*cough cough cough* kriff this tastes like batntha piss" Zola said coughing out smoke

"ThAt mY frienD is becausE yoU SmOkED the aSH UsalLY a bowl gets you 4 hits you smoked 6" I said while puffing out a cloud of smoke

I had found a weed section in the mall and decided to smoke and get high or drunk or both? i don't quite remember how I got into this club but I do remember that this is a club and that I paid.....shit.

As if a bucket of cold water was poured over me I sobered up just enough to realize I had been screwed over big time glancing at my surroundings I noticed many armed men and dancers.

my new found friend is also in the same boat but he just passed the kriff out so he is worse off and extremely hammered I too am barely able to think properly .

My brain raced but the drinks and weed prevented it from actually racing more like ugh kriff! With my slow thinking I had a bright idea so quickly going to my inventory I pressed the search bar mentally something I found out I could do instead of waving my hands in the air like an idiot I got many strange looks but many ignored it as there are many things such as cybernetics and implants and entered "medical " and quickly looked for something to help me as I felt that if I even so much as blink I may pass out.

[searching…..search complete loading…]

[bacta patch]

[bacta injector]

[stimpack]

[Rad-x]

[tricorder]

[ body cleansing pill]

[NZT-48]

[NZT booster shot]

[….]

Quickly looking through the medical section i quickly took out the body cleansing pill as soon as i pressed it at the same time in my peripheral vision i noticed black spots spreading much like a fuzzy old tv and i started feeling like i had no sense of direction suddenly the body cleansing pill appeared in my mouth

Instinctively i bit down and swallowed it

Suddenly all over my body I felt cold extremely cold feeling the need to go to the restroom I got up holding my stomach and ran to the bathroom

In the slightly non fuzzy edge of my vision the guards seeing me running were alert going for their blasters but as I got closer to the door I spoke trying to act drunk not that i needed to I was quite tipsy but biting my lips I said

"MOoOVE OOT O ME wAy DOn't you kNoW wHO I Am CaN't yOu see I'm going to the BaThRoOm" as I said this the black spots spread covering my entire sight my eyes were open but i couldn't see my senses were as if they didn't exist the blackness overwhelmed my vision and I felt it spread like a plague across my body and fell face planting my self feeling the warmth from the pain and the coldness all over my body instantly helped me continue.

Struggling to get up i finally managed to get up after a fifteen second struggle the guards were laughing but i ignored it and stumbled to the door they let me pass but one of the guards followed me

After entering the bathroom it looks like one of those skate park bathrooms that were destroyed but a little more futuristic the graffiti on the walls make this place a little more uncomfortable than it should be.

Looking at my skin patches of dirt like substances started oozing out of my skin quickly entering before the guard noticed holding my stomach

Closing the door of the bathroom and locking it the guard waited outside not carring as how can a absolutely hammered person leave his sights?

I then proceeded to wash my body taking off my clothes I began running one of the remaining faucets after cleaning the dirt

I began looking for an outfit as i wanted to make an entrance taking out a comlink from my inventory i started contacting my people

But after two minutes no one responded looking at the minimap I zoomed into where the ships and my crew were but the hangar was empty zooming out I continued looking for them but I found none it seems I have been abandoned after a thought i began looking at nearby systems after a few more minutes of searching which wasn't hard as red dots are enemy's and green allies I don't have much of both all I had to do was look after searching others planets nearby i found the ships and crew at the space near neimoidia

But looking at the dots on the ships i grew pissed it seems the pirates which I paid used the opportunity while I was gone to board the CR-90 looking at the dots on both sides it seems like they haven't taken the ship yet

Seems I have no time to make an entrance in the club named sparkshide dammed pirates your screwed

Looking at the inventory i picked a mandalorian armor set it's color scheme an orange and a shade of blue the armor is a half plate design with a Kama and cloak (it's 80% beskar the armor btw)

Taking out the armor i slowly started getting it on as I had no idea how to wear the Mandalorian armor but the previous assault soldier armor is similar after struggling for a while I was halfway through a banging sound came from the door

*bang*

*bang*

*bang*

"Hurry up others need to use it" the guard said obviously it's a lie or he would have came in earlier and he is probably worried or there is actually other people either way I ain't opening and started quickly putting it on suddenly I heard a mechanical voice

[you can equip yourself via inventory imagine right clicking]

Hearing the voice I paused "you you you *sigh*"

Following the directions I did it and instantly I felt the armor on me moving it around to get a decent feel of the armor going to the weapon section of the inventory i grabbed a AB-75 bo-rifle deciding to try and strap it on my back I proceeded to do it after moving it around my back I heard a *click*

Letting go of the bo-rifle it stayed in place taking a DL-44 blaster pistol from my inventory I took it and held it

Unlocking the door i opened it and immediately pulled the trigger guning down the guard walking out i proceeded to stroll to the room i was in

*pew*

*pew*

after taking out a few more guards the rest fled especially after seeing my armor

Walking into the room the guards and dancers were long gone glancing around the messy room I spotted my new friend crashed out i approached him opened his mouth and threw a body cleansing pill into it within seconds he was awake

Before i could respond he was rushing past me how he ran like that I shall never know

Shaking my head i followed him into the bathroom after puking his guts out he came out looking at me in shock he spoke

"Y-Your a mandalorian but you ar-are from Coruscant you are Coruscanti" he stammered

"I shall have you know the mandalorians are not a race but a culture and I must leave my stupidity has endangered my crew goodbye friend until we meet again " I said turning around tossing a hundred million credit chip to him I will come back to collect this debt the club has later as for the 100 million that's for leaving him as we had plans unfortunately…

Rushing to the nearest hanger bay i immediately went to a secluded place and took out the Scimitar mauls ship of course this version doesn't have the pulse bombs that good ole sinister sinister palpy installed on mauls ship

Entering the ship and sitting down in the pilots seat i realized i can't pilot the ship facepalming i looked at the system store and entered "skills" in the search bar

[searching…..search complete loading…]

(System note :Skills are divided by 4 levels beginner, intermediate, advanced, and ex(can be powerful skills or common skills))

(Credits are automatically subtracted when buying skills prices vary so no fixed price)))

[ close quarters combat :beginner ]

[ starship piloting : beginner ]

[ star fighter piloting: beginner]

[ sixth sense: beginner]

[ gallactic basic: intermediate ]

[ holo pad handling: ex]:

[ blaster handling: intermediate]:

[…]

Quickly I bought star fighter and starship piloting intermediate levels and then blaster handling and holopad handling

After the purchase I saw a large sum leave the credits balance I felt nothing as it's mere numbers to me now if it had been my last life when I was emperor i would fret over every coin trying to make my nation better unfortunately my most trusted generals and soldiers,scholars and officials betrayed me why?

I know exactly why they were corrupted by the power given to them honestly I too was corrupted by power but I used that power to conquer the world to unify it everything I did was for humanity yet they killed me in cold blood an emperor dies by his own people's hands funny the people may mourn me but they may celebrate my death I have the blood of millions on my hands innocent people died by my hands and I don't care I had a goal and uniting humanity is just a part of it unfortunately my goal wasn't achieved in the past two life times shaking my head of the thoughts I looked at the credits being deducted

[ -15 billion credits (3.75 each)]

Instantly a sharp pain spread throughout my pain "AAAAGH!!!" I screamed the pain was indescribable but if I was to put it in a word it would be PAIN!!!!!

As if a Battering ram was constantly banging on my brain I began getting memory's of the skills I purchased as if they barged in and made themselves at home it felt strange at first then gradually the pain stopped.

Then as if they were always a part of me.

I got up and sat on the chair after a few breaths i started moving as i don't got time

Within a matter of seconds I had already started the ship and began taking off..

As I was completing the final step I heard a beep on the communication device of the ship so I pressing it.

"Attention unidentified vessel you are illegally taking off please land immediately or we will use force" the voice said with venom

Ignoring it I completed the final step and the cloak activated plotting a course to neimoidia I got ready though it seems like a lot happened but it was actually less than a day looking at the map the pirates are still stuck they haven't even entered the deeper part of the ship thanks to my clones and droids but of the original 34 troops only a dozen remain now as for Sara she's safe the pink tortuga however wasn't she was captured by the pirates and they are currently doing bad things to her I can tell by the dots movements surrounding her I shall avenge her she is my woman even if I am going to leave her at the next port i am not going to be so cruel as to leave her with nothing a few million credits is the least I could do .

Now about those pirates they took my credits and made me a laughing stock by betraying me if this gets out hell i think i already hear someone laughing so glancing at my inventory I looked for torturing devices

I saw many things that should be destroyed for what they do but I have em and I ain't so morally superior if they kriffed around and they did I am going to make damn sure they find out….