MEETINGS

The Akatsuki are a mercenary organization that carry out any mission as long as the money is good enough. This organization is made up on 50 skilled assassins who are further divide in to core members and outer members. The core member are made up of the power missing nin of the various villages numbering only nine with the outer member making up the rest.

Right now there leader summoned then for a meeting and from around the world they were all assembling in one location.

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"Welcome, welcome everybody to my party, I am glad you could make it" said Tobi as he shook hands with ever Akatsuki member that walked in to the meeting area.

"Please put on the party hats I left on your seats and I will being passing around some drinks and snacks around." he added.

Tobi then run to a huge table that had drinks and snacks on it and began passing them out to all the Akatsuki members.

"What the fuck, they called me here to attend a cheap party" said Hidan as he throw his drink cup and snack plate in to Tobi's face.

A switch in Tobi head went off as he hit Hidan with a force so hard he flow out of his chair and bounced of the wall to landed face flat in the ground passing out.

Tobi then moved on to Kabuzu and handed him a drink and snacks, "thank you Tobi…it's a great party" he said.

"Your welcome" laughed Tobi as his happy mood returned.

Tobi was able to pass drinks and snack around the entire meeting room. Sounds of people drinking and eating could be heard as a rare cheery atmosphere hang over the meeting room.

"We should do this more often" said Deidara to Tobi.

"I agree, we don't have a lot of bonding time" replied a very happy Tobi.

Suddenly the door to the meeting room opened and Pain walked in with Konan behind him. He looked around the room and saw his criminal organization members wearing party hats drinking and eating.

"Pain you made it" said Tobi as he ran towards Pain with a party hat.

"What is going on here?" he asked Tobi.

"It's the party you promised me" said Tobi.

Pain rubbed his fore head as he felt a headache coming.

It was then that Tobi turned to Konan, "so I see you didn't bring dildo with you" he so loud that everyone in the meeting room heard him.

In unisons every one spat out there drinks and began giggling.

Konan turned from the pale ice cold beauty in to a tomato red bundle of fury. She punished Tobi so hard he mimicked Hidan bouncing off the wall and passing out on the floor.

"Idiot" said Pain as he walked over the unconscious Tobi to take his seat at the head of the Table.

"Remove the bloody party hats and get ribbed of the cups and plates, it's time for serious business"

The rare cheery atmosphere quickly died down as a cold professional atmosphere took its place.

"I called all of here because we have been presented rare opportunity to purge the leadership of the different nations and bring chaos to the continent. This chaos can help mask our activates as we collect the tailed beasts and use them to bring true peace to the world."

Pain looked around as he let his words sink in.

"A few days from now, I will be receiving the location to the meeting area. I will then mobilize the outer members to launch an attack. The core members will infiltrate the different nations and determine the locations of the Jinchūriki and report back, don't not engage"

"Any questions?" Pain asked.

There were no questions, they were all professionals that understood simple instructions.

"Good, now core member form partnerships of two and head out. Deidara, Sasori and Tobi will be the only three man team"

With that said Pain stood up and left with Konan.

It's at this point Tobi woke up catching the attention of ever one left in the room, "who is the mother fuck that spiked my drink causing me to miss the whole party? " he asked as he looked around.

Sasori and Deidara sighed, "Idiot" they said.

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As the Akatsuki meeting wrapped up, another was just being in the Hokage's office.

Samuru and Minato were looking at each other.

"So you can use teleportation" comment Minato

"Yes. It was easy to learn. I mastered it before I was 9 years old"

"You don't need to brag"

"I feel like I really need to. I have been quiet these past years but no more, it is time for the world to know my genius" Samuru said with a smug smile.

Minato slow shook his head thinking Samuru was being over confident in his abilities just because he could use one of the most difficult form of Jutsu. But in the following weeks, he would learn just how far Samuru's abilities surpassed that of the Shinobi world.

"I called you here not to listen to you praising yourself but because Kakashi put forward reasons for your promotion to Jōnin rank…to which I agreed with him. It wouldn't be fair to have you take part in the Chūnin as your abilities already surpass most Jōnin so congratulations you have been promoted to Jōnin rank…"

Minato then stood up and approached Samuru, "…and I already have your first assignment" he said.

"O so you are putting me straight to work. So what is the assignment?"

"You are to join Anko Mitarashi tomorrow at the Forest of Death for the second stage of the Chūnin as a proctor"

Samuru was surprised, "really isn't that too big a responsibility for a newly promoted Jōnin." He asked.

"Yes, that is why Anko will be with you" Minato replied.

"That is all, you may leave" Minato added as he walked towards the door.

"Wait…I have favour to ask of you?" said Samuru.

Minato turned and asked, "How can I help?"

"I know about the upcoming nations meeting and I would love to be assigned to it as well"

"Sure, having your talent may be required. The meeting will take place when the Chūnin exams go on the month break after the second exam, so prepare to deploy immediately after the second exam."

"I am always ready" he replied

Minato nodded his head, "I will have you assigned to the Anbu division" he said.

"No…I want to join the Jōnin division. Like I said early, I am done hiding, it time for the world to know my greatness"

"Whatever I am late for my lunch date with Kushina so do whatever you want" said Minato as he disappeared.

Samuru also vanished from the Hokage office, he was craving some female attention so he went looking for some.