FBI at the door: OPEN UP ITS THE FBI!
Scientists: *use their 'nerd magic' to break down da door*
Me: *runs* You will never catch me suckers!
Everyone else: *sprints after them*
Random FBI agent: *yeets out Tepig and makes it use 'Ember' *
As our protagonist is on a cat and dog chase, a glint of evil appears in one's eyes.
Unknown: I... want... that...THING!
Unknown Servant(?): Yes sire!