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So um... IM IN POKEMON!!!!!!

*yawns* Me: Sup Arceus Arceus: NOT EVEN 'Oh where am I?' BUT NOOO. YOU JUST SAY 'SUP' SUP S- Me: Shut up. Arceus: *sighs* I'm going to give you another chance of life in my world and YOU shall entertain ME! You have just been killed by- You know. TRUCK-SAN So you have another chance at life. Bonnet appetite. _________________________________________________________________ (Before I have an army at my doorstep/in the comments THIS BOOK WAS INSPIRED BY OTHERS! I made this to break cliches of other books. So if anyone says I'm copying them or someone else read the freaking description. Just making sure! Have a nice day! Also the book covers is temporary) :D)

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Fridge Raiding.

Palkia is relaxing on his couch in the space dimension sipping Pokcoke enjoying lif-

*Door is broken down*

Palkia: Wut the fuck is going on?!

Our MC is there with Girly-

Giratina: ALRIGHT WHO THE DICKHEAD THAT CALLED ME GIRLY! I WILL KIL-

With Giratina ready to break in the fridge.

Palkia: Why are u her- *Pushed away*

Me: GET OUT OF THE WAY WE HUNGRY!

Palkia: *Glances at Giratina* u don't even e-

Giratina: Don't question it man.

Palkia:Oh yes I should!

Meanwhile in Palkia's endless fridge...

Me: Eggs, Moomoo Milk, Star Deluxe Galaxy Beer nahh..-

Star Deluxe Galaxy Beer? What is that?

Oi Paly what's dis? *Holds beer in paws*

Palkia:We don't even-

What do u wannnn-

Oh shit. Don't touch tha-!

Me: *Gulps down* Ah~ RefreShInG!

Girly: Palkia what have u done you made them drunk!

Palkia: *Crying* It'S nOt My Fault!

Me: I sEe ArCeUs DiCkInG a HoRse~

Giratina: If u paid attention none of this would had happen!

Palkia: OH YEAH RIGHT AS IF YOU WEREN'T BREAKING IN BRINGING WITH DIS MORON DIS WOULDN'T HAD HAPPENED!

Giratina: Aye so u are CALLING me A MORON?!

Palkia:Yh and what are u going to do about it?

Giratina: I will end you! *Attacks Palkia*

Me:DaMn those guys are going hard!

Palkia: I will beat your none existence ass to space WORM!