*boom... boom...*
The telltale sounds of explosions echoed from the distance as I hurriedly fumbled to unlock the door separating us from our weapons. Inserting the key, I grimaced as the damn thing refused to open or even budge. Of course, it broke again... This was what I got for trying to make locks without the proper know-how for it. They were still a work in progress, and I was honestly regretting ever suggesting that we put a lock on our doorknob before we rigorously tested it for quality and chance of failure.
"Fvck this shvt..." I found myself mumbling as the crude key failed to unlock the damn thing for the last time. "I'm not dealing with this right now..."
I grunted in annoyance as I pulled out the stupid key failing to unlock the doorknob, the length of it snapping from the force that I inadvertently put on it. Of course, it was going to break too! What a great fvcking time for this stupid lock to not work!
"Brother?"