Intro.

Keep calm, and relax... Yeah, I wanted to mean this, life is like a penis, free and comfortable, but women make it hard!

The content of this book is inappropriate for those under 16 and maybe those exemplary charismatic guys who believe that man should live righteously.

Well, you can criticize my book after reading the first chapter and so on...

I repeat if you are not an evil doer, you can freely switch elsewhere before this book misleads you into sin.

I don't want to be judged in my afterlife, I mean when I get to hell. Ati ooh it's MG Bobby'S book that made me sin!

I just want to make things clear, sorry for the boring talk, we can now proceed fellow fornicator.