Watching TV with alucard and break down

As Kushina woke up she saw a face it was alucards face and he was right in front of her. Kushina then sat up purposefully hitting Alucard in the head and said "hello alucard nice to meet you." Kushina said with a genuine smile on her face as alucard said "The f**k how can you go from hitting me on the head to greeting me and how is your head so hard."

Kushina just smiled and said "how was your mission in Japan kill any zombies a katana." Alucard then replied "no I couldn't find any and that's besides the point why are you in my room." Kushina then said with the most serious face she could muster and said "f**k you that's why." Kushina then burst out with laughter and said "holy crap that was to easy thanks I needed that." while trying to catch her breath and said "but in all seriousness I just bribed Walter to let me room with you and I'f I needed to I would've bribed Integra by holding a block or 2 full of people hostage."

Alucard then thought about it for a little but and said "holy crap that's hardcore wanna watch some adventure." *"RINGRING RINGRING"* "hold up I gotta take this" Alucard said as he picked up the phone that was on a table and put it to his ear saying.

*Integra Pov*

The lights suddenly went out and integra started calling the front desk as one of the people at the table she was sitting at said "that's weird we wernt cutting the power yet." Integra call then got through as she said "front desk report what's going on." as the voice on the other line said "oh hey yeah hold on just gimme a second." followed by the sound of foot steps leaving the phone and then coming back to the phone "oh yeah its ghouls definitely definitely ghouls. oh my g*d." "Sir Integra do something" one of the men at the table said "Calm down we have over 100 trained men at the premises at all times, we have everything under control." suddenly a boom was heard and one of the men at the table asked "what was that?" Integra replied "that was probably the escape copper exploding, as I was saying let me just contact communications and get an update." Integra then pushed the call communications button and said "communications come in we need a full report." suddenly crying was heard from the other line as someone in the back round said "read the f**king paper." then a whimpering voice said "hey there, Integra." as the person in the background said "Read it f**king right c**kh*e." the whimpering voice then said "hey there you fat english wh**e." as the voice in the background said "that's more like it. now keep going." the whimpering voice continued "me and my big brother Luke are killing all of your men and turning them into ghouls, so I hope you made peace with yourself cause when I find you I'm gonna oh G***dd." as the background voice said "keep reading or I shoot the other testicle." then the whimpering voice yelled "cause when I find you I'm gonna f**k every hole you've got, and then I'm just keep making more holes to f**k until there's nothing left but your riddled corpse full of blood and seme-hen, oh god this is horrible." as the background voice said "you ain't finished yet." then the whimpering voice continued "so prepare your died-up p***y, for my huge vampire c**k, now pardon me while I blow this Fa***t gingers brains out, OH G*D NO." "*BANG*" then the background voice laughed saying "ha-ha-ha-ha Oh! his f**king face, man! aha, f**k! ha-ha-ha-ha oh no, that s**t is priceless." *"beeeee"* *"click"*

*Kushina pov*

Kushina watched alucard pick up the phone wait a few seconds and said "you see I'm gonna have to stop you right there, you see I'm under direct orders from my boss who is a todal b**ch by the way 'cough' that I am not to leave this room until such time as the commute has left the building I was bribed imagine that." kushina then waited a second started an episode on the flat screen TV in front of the throne while sitting on one of its arms as Alucard said "sounds great but I'm gonna have to go now ash has started an episode of ad***ture time on net**ix."

Kushina then said stayed quiet as alucard sat down on his throne and started watching adventure time with Kushina on the armrest watching Adventure time with Alucard. just as they were enjoying J*ke laughing at something someone burst into the room destroying the TV.

As soon as the TV was destroyed Kushinas hair fur etc turned back into her regular purple color as tears started to roll down her cheeks and the void energy she had over her left eye to dispelled. after which Alucard sighed and said while leaning back "that was a seventy inch plasma wide screen tv." alucarde then sucked in a breath of air and said "So how can I help you." with Kushina just staring in disbelief at the remains of her TV That The blonde forgettable guy broke "you must be the Alucard and his sidekick? whatever" the blonde forgettable guy said "Suup."

(A/N I wanted to continue with the blonde forgettable guy bit but it's too long and will just make writing anyyoing plus you readers probably will get tried of it pretty fast)

"I've heard quite a lot about you." Luke said "oh really." Alucard replied "The night walker... who glides through oceans of blood, beyond human, a monster who radiates with the darkness that casts a shadow on darkness itself." luke said "oh you dirty B**ch work the shaft." Alucard said as Luke replied "ex.. cuse me?" Alucard then said "oh I'm sorry I just like to dirty talk when someone's sucking my d**k." Luke replied "perhaps I should just skip to my point. My name is luke valentine." Alucard then Interrupted luke saying "and I'm carmen Santiago. guess where I am." luke replied "I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you here."

Alucard then said "oh so am I. and I'm failing. and I'm sorry for that. it's just that I'm so agitated, because this blonde little shit strolled into my room, destroyed my *70-Inch plasma tv* and is trying to impress me like I'm his alcoholic father." alucard then drew his gun said "be a sport and game daddy another would you." and fired at Luke's head

Alucard and luke then started a fire fight as Kushina got off the armrest put her hands in her hair and heard Luke's rank about being a demi god as 2 locks of her hair turned red putting two red streaks in Kushinas hair as Luke heard Alucard say "Release restraint level one." and "Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan." as Kushina stared at Luke her Killing intent rushing at him and Alucardes dog came out of his body as Kushina started walking towards Luke.

Alucards dog then bit Luke's leg off as he started limping towards the exit and alucard said "you know they say TV makes you violent, but I think not having my TV is making me pretty F**king violent." as alucard cut off Luke other leg while Kushina was still calmly walking towards him that is if you dont include the tears streaming down her face and an expression that looks like it could and it actually can.

Luke then started talking about getting up some stairs not that it mattered to Kushina then Luke looked up the stairs and cursed as Alucarde said "come on, you were talking all that good shit a second ago. then I blew your F**king legs off." luke then stuttered saying "But I... you...! *what the f**k*" alucard then said "what's wrong demi god. just grow back your legs." crushes leg "summon up your demons. hit me. fight me. Give me a hug." Luke then said "Really?"

Kushina and Alucard just smiled as Kushina ran in front of Luke and shattered his glasses while Alucard started eating him as Kushina joined in being a but picky and took the eyeballs first and ate them as Alucard started monologueing and Kushina just ripped Luke to shreds bit by bit. after about ten minutes Alucard and Kushina finished eating/torturing Kushina got up and walked to the table with the phone and ended the call.

Right after ending the call Kushina broke down on the floor crying to which caused alucard to say "come on now dont tell me your crying over a TV granted it was really nice tv but it's nothing to cry over."

Kushina then mumbled through her sobbing "it's not that its I mean I'm hear running away from my problems I mean my parents just died like a week ago and I'm just running away from my problems cause I dont want my little brother to see me as a monster." Kushina was mumbling pretty much the entire thing but alucard could still hear her and sat down on his throne as he listened to Kushina vent since Alucard has also struggled with not wanting to be a monster or being seen as one and he realized at this moment that Kushina is indeed an eight year old who just happens to be smarter then most and stronger but he realized that Kushina was currently breaking and needed some emotional support.

Alucard then unintentionally let his other personality take over for a bit as Dracula was at the wheel for now to listen to Kushina.

Kushina then continued her rant now that she caught her breath "And I mean I had to burn all of my clansmen bodies including my parents because they died like a freaking week ago and now the only thing I have to remember them is my eyes I got my Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan by taking out my own dead father's eyes isnt that just comical I cant even tell them how Much I love them anymore their just gone." as soon as Kushina said this even more tears started to fall from her eyes as Kushina started to wail in sorrow for the first time since her parents died.

As Kushina's wails died down she continued with a shaky voice "like I had such a nice family and was givin such a great second life After going insane in the void for I dont know how long I mean I died once already And I died as a bastard who sold and did drugs and then I spent I dont know how long in a void of nothingness just nothingness then I was suddenly reincarnated by freaking god cause he was bored I was such an insignificant being compared to him that reincarnating me on whim was like watching an episode of netflix just as simple as pressing the play button." Kushina then started to wail in sadness again.

Kushina soon continued with an even shakier voice and said "and then because I'm to weak to save my parents I have to go to entirely different universes to make sure I dont slaughter the village my parents protected my Oniisan protected and the village where My little twin brother is growing up." Kushina then continued to wail for a while and soon said one last thing "and now I cant see my family whole at the table for dinner smiling." as soon as she said this the dams that were holding in her tears completely broke and Kushina started to wail in sadness with her tears forming a puddle around her.

Dracula was listening to Kushina and as her wails reached him he felt an inexplicable sadness that wrenched deep inside his undying soul and made him feel immense sympathy for Kushina. as Dracula watched Kushina cry puddles like it was nothing he silently called walter to bring him a mattress blankets and a couple pillows since the only thing he currently knows about Kushinas personality is that she likes sleeping and watching television.

Walter soon came in with 6 pillows, 1 queen sized mattress, and 8 blankets. as soon as Walter walked inside the basement he felt the full force of Kushinas wails but was able to withstand it not being enthralled to Kushinas sadness that was radiating off of her and was literally lethal to anyone below Walter's level of mental fortitude.

Walter then felt the load he was carrying getting lighter as The bedding started floating over to Kushina who was wailing sarrow. The bedding soon came in contact with Kushina and they all immediately turned black with purple blue vines interwoven into them.

The bedding the wrapped itself around Kushina and started carrying her towards one of the holes in the wall. as soon as Kushina was in one of the massive holes in the wall that Dracula was surprised he didn't see earlier. Kushina Grabbed one of the pillows that was next to her and started screaming into it.

As Kushina was screaming her hair straightened itself and pointed itself upwards and her cries got even louder as Kushina turned into a super saiyan.