Sure, why not?
Pirates.
They loved booze, treasure, and women.
There was just one problem though.
They couldn't have them on the ship.
Have a lot of booze? The pirates would just drink it all and do nothing.
Have a lot of treasure? Where the hell would you spend it? besides, it'll just get stolen.
Have a lot of women? Screw them and get them pregnant and then what? Throw them overboard?
Actually-
Which was why, when Pirates found at least one of the three somewhere- they for better or worse went ballistic and had their fun.
And they were going to have fun today too.
After all, those two women- those beautiful, beautiful girls-
One ripe for the picking and the other, almost there- perhaps a year of nourishment and-
There was just one tiny problem, however.
That being, all the pirates were bowing on the ground, with their heads pinned to the floor.
Not just the four, no. all of them.