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Reborn As A Nameless king

First why the fuck are you reading this seriously... the guy who wrote this shit was high as hell muther fucker was in Narnia sooooo ... don't expect an intricate story with rainbows and ... uni ... unicorns ? . . . this is 1000 % a parody . . . This is the story of a man who hates seriousness , this man ended up dying but thanks to this he went to a world full of adventures and stories ... follow this man as he gets high as hell and figures out what the hell is going on . . . This story is not serious... the main character will do a lot of comic shit that might not make sense ...and dont expecte a perfect storyline ...

God_Eyes_2975 · 漫画同人
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45 Chs

An unlucky encounter

In the previous chapter

From the middle of the forest several green monsters appeared, all of them had strange faces that squirmed as they ran towards the player

Faraam- Looks like I'm going to have fun already

Said the new player with a contorted smile on his face.

At the Current Time

Faraam- 'I think it's best to see if the enemy is strong [Ashel's Eye]'

Using the skill a small screen appeared in front of the new player, this one showed the status of the creatures

Status

Name: Stugg

Title: Goblin Hero

Breed: Forest Goblin (Semi-human)

HP: 400/400 MP: 0/0

Faraam- 'He is strong … maybe he is the only one '

Using the ability 3 more times he could feel the mana expenditure and confirm his theory.

[MP: 1080/1200 (-90)]

Faraam- 'That god of shit can only be kidding me, they are all fucking Heroes'

* Plink *

[New Mission: grow stronger]

System- The ??? saw that you are about to stay in the shit and decided to give a small reward if you survive.

[Reward: Gacha coin, map of the continent and + 1000 XP]

Faraam- 'That fucking animal… although it's a tempting proposition, but I don't know how many there are'

Faraam- System show weapon status

System- As you wish, player

Status

Name: Spear of Heaven (Rare) ↓

(A weapon forged by an angel capable of cleansing evil)

Attack: 130

Bonus: + 30 Attack against creatures of darkness

Faraam- 'Damn it will suffice, it will be really hard since there are several enemies '

System- There are a total of 20 Goblins Heroes. Good luck

Faraam- Thanks system. One question is it possible for me to launch an item and call it back to the inventory.

System- Yes ?!

Faraam- [Gods Blessing]

[MP: 980/1200 (-100)]

System- Weapon attack increased to 143 for 3 minutes

Faraam- Let's do this then ...

In a quick movement, Faraam sent the spear in full force against a goblin, hitting him in the head, killing him instantly and then calling the spear into his hand.

[Critical damage 700]

[Goblin hero slain + 70 xp]

[֎ + 600]

[Skill Spear Master acquired (1/100)]

Looking at the screen in front of him Faraam couldn't help but smile as it seemed to be easy prey right ... wrong ... All the Goblins advanced at the same time forcing Faraam to retreat. What the player didn't count was that they had archers who didn't waste time in hitting him. on the arm with a arrow.

[HP: 1200/1500 (-300)]

Faraam- 'Fuck so much damage I'm going to use the forest as an advantage and kill them one by one, calmly and without hurry, I almost forgot that this shit is more fucked up than Dark Souls since I provably can't revive'

Quickly and accurately, Faraam used the few athletic skills he used in his past life and climbed on top of a tree hiding from goblins for a short period of time.

Goblin 1- Whokie … Whokie Whokie …?

Goblin 2- Whokie Whokie?

Faraam- 'Damn I don't understand anything those little fuckers are saying '

On top of the apparently unseen man two goblins jumped on him ready to kill him, one succeeds in stabbing a dagger in Faraam's leg.

[HP: 900/1500 (-300)]

Faraam- AHH mother fuckers

In a rage he impaled them both and then threw them off the tree, finishing off the two beasts.

[Goblin hero slain + 70 xp x 2]

[֎ + 1200]

[Congratulations level up]

[Current exp: 110/300]

Faraam- This dam pain … motherfucker , that god of shit fucked me

IN AN UNKNOWN LOCATION

Background noise- well and that is why I am going to grave her by the pussy -

???- I feel that someone is talking about me behind my back… nevermind … This video is interesting HA HA HA!

BACK WITH FARAAM

Faraam- Time to make a slaughter

The man's face was suddenly serious looking from afar, it was only possible to see a man with white hair and golden eyes and with his limbs bleeding in a disconcerting way.

Faraam- You know what, FUCK it

Faraam jumped from the top of the tree, launching the weapon once again, hitting two more monsters with the weapon, but this time he did not pull it back in a grotesque way the man grabbed the two beasts by the neck and killed them without mercy .

[Goblin hero slain + 70 xp x 2]

[֎ + 1200]

[Spear master has leveled up (2/100)]

System- The ability [Gods luck] has been activated, you obtained [5 vit, 2 str, 4 dex, 1 luck] you are very lucky, but I don't know how much.

Goblin 1- Whok!

Goblin 2- Whokie!

One of the goblins tried to escape, but a spear pierced the back of his neck the other took this moment and ran towards Faraam trying to hit him in the chest but the poor green dwarf was met with a pain in the chest looking down the beast only saw something piercing his chest, looking at his enemy's face he just saw a macabre smile.

[Goblin hero slain + 70 xp x 2]

[֎ + 1200]

[Congratulations level up]

[Spear master has leveled up (3/100)]

Faraam- They are strong if I am not careful, I could still fall here dead ... thirteen more to go

Goblin- Whokie!

In quick movements the thirteen creatures began to retreat, taking advantage of this Faraam was now the hunter and would go after the prey thanks to his status Boost because of his ability [Gods luck] he felt much more confident and powerful, then running as fast as possible he reached and beheaded three more goblins letting the rest escape.

[Goblin hero slain + 70 xp x 3]

[֎ + 1800]

[New Mission Grow Stronger Completed]

[Reward: Gacha coin, map of the continent and + 1000 XP]

[Congratulations level up x 2]

Faraam- Fuck you GOD… I survived open [Gacha Shop]

Gacha Shop

ѱ: 1 (Gacha Store Currency)

Beginner roulette (Pay x1 ѱ) ↓

More events in the future ^ - ^ ↓

Faraam- Be lucky ...

* Plink Plink Plink *

System- Congratulations player just won [Armor of the God of War] it is an original item of your character which will bring several bonuses ^^.

Faraam- THAT FUCK hell yeah … screw that GOD SON OF A MOTHER… [Inventory]

Inventory

Common Items (0) ↓

Rare Items (2) ↑

[Spear from the skies]

[Map of the Continent]

Epic Items (0) ↓

Mythical Items (0) ↓

Legendary Items (1) ↑

[Armor of the God of War]

Faraam- Nobody touches me now with this item… I don't think I've ever been so lucky in my life, except when I stole that goblin's status… I'm going to say nothing or else I might get unlucky

Faraam- 'System equip [Armor of the God of War] and show status'

Status

Name: Armor of the God of War ↓

(An armor forged by the greatest blacksmith by orders of a sun god and offered to his son 'Nameless King' it is said to have been used in the era of dragons by him when he was still a god before he allied with the beasts)

Original defense: 100

Bonus: When used against a dragon the damage is reduced by 40% and 20% against all other types of physical damage and is not very resistant against magic.

Extra bonus if used with the appropriate character:

Evolutionary armor increases defense by 10 per level.

Increases all status by 2 Sp's

Extra extra bonus: ?????

Current defense: 140

Faraam- … I hit the jackpot …

* tuuuu tuuuu tuuuuu *

System- You receiving a call? Do you want to answer?

Faraam- There's a cell phone too ... next will what? the pizza delivery guy? ... and yes.

???- I think you are the third dumbest guy I have ever seen afff

Faraam- You wanted to fuck me ,now I'm laughing HAHAHA

???– Fool, you think that they were strong monsters there are worse things that would kill you maybe even me with a breath even with that armor ... but let it be, I will leave you there delirious because I have more to do and one more thing you are in the great forest of Katalina in the Kingdom of Herannor…

[You won the title [Universal Lucky Bastard (+1 luck)]

* piiiiii piiiiii piiiiii *

Faraam- How I love being lucky HAhaha

The boy laughed with the beautiful armor already covering his body , the chest of the armor is golden ornamented with several dragon battles drawn in this as if telling a story of something next to the armor was also added two bracelets and a golden crown it was too extravagant but something worthy of a legendary armor.

Faraam without many more options to do, he decided to walk through the forest until he found a small river where he decided to look at the water, marveling at what he saw and then sat on the bank of it.

Faraam- With this armor now I look like a beautiful butterfly … or a fucking Winx ready to fuck shit up … or maybe… System shows me the map of the continent.

System- Here you are, sir, as you requested

In front of Faraam's eyes, a strange map appeared, showing all the countries that existed in it

Faraam- Damn it is a big continent… fuck with this I already have a basic knowledge of my situation now… towards the nearest village.

Then, in a calm and slow movement, he started walking towards the forest with his spear on his back and a very flashy armor on his body …

(Map in the Autor's comment)