As I was falling from the edge of the hill I had only one thought in my mind
' Oh! God please give 5 more minutes no a single minute I will be quick and graduate from my virginity, just few more...'
I was still able to see the edge of hill as my fall continued even though it was difficult for me to see clearly due to the dark of the night and the wind hitting the back of my head and face making it difficult to keep my eyes open , but I swear I saw the squirrel which landed on the edge of the hill jumped back into the ravine towards me, as if wanting to catch me in the middle my fall.
' I must be hallucinating but still , You stupid creature, didn't your teacher teach you that heavier objects falls faster in presence of gravity. you already got my life , why are you throwing away yours , you damned squirrel.'
I could not keep my consciousness awake for long under the constant barge of wind pressing against my back and I was barely able to keep my eyes open as my fall continued under the influence of gravity.
***
"Hey, get up."
I had this nostalgic feeling, someone was shaking my body and trying to wake me up like my roommate used to do whenever I over slept after a night of heavy drinking and partying , only to wake up to the worst hangover ever.
"GET UP!"
"UH!"
I encourge myself to get up. after that, i noticed i was in a room about 60 feet wide, strangely there was neither a door nor a window. Something that seems to be a fluorescent light was shining over me, the room looks like a huge cave.
Because i couldn't understand the situation, for the time being i decided to examine the room for some sort of exit. Suddenly I heard a voice again
"Finally you get up."
When I looked at the direction of the voice all I saw as a squirrel floating in the air near the ceiling which I didn't notice him last time I checked probably because of the fluorescent light which is shining from the ceiling , seeing the squirrel I started to have unsurpassed rage and resentment , with a sarcastic sneer I said
"Well, who are you? if you are the squirrel god here to compensate for what your brethren did , unless you have a sexy and curvy babe hidden in here somewhere don't talk to me , I'm going to fail a report with human god. ?"
I could not look at the squirrel face from were I was but I bet his face was red with anger resembling a apes butt.
the squirrel suddenly dropped done from the ceiling to the floor and transformed into a gaint western golden Dragon emitting a godly aura as he thundered
" silence mortal. I am not some kind of squirrel god , I am the Almighty Dragon god if you dare insult me any more I will turn your soul into dust wiping out your existence thoroughly from the face of this realm or any other relam "
" then go head " I casually replied as all I ever cared for was back in earth my parents , anime, manga, games, relatives, friends and finally sweet sweet Kate oh Kate Burns it doesn't matter if I exist or don't exist without them.
" good ... wait .. W - what?! " Dragon was thundered struck hearing what I said and was speechless not knowing how to rebut back.
After dropping all the high and mighty act he asked " WHY ?! "
" Why should I tell you that?" I question him back.
" I am the Almighty Dragon God, every body answers to me " said the Dragon majestically with its head held high.
" Not me , I am not a Dragon or any thing to answer to you Almighty Dragon God, turn me into the dust if you want to, i do not care. where is the human god let's finish this quickly , heaven is waiting for me" I said , I really did not care anymore as 21 years of life I studied hard for a independent future for next 50 or 60 so years , all gone because of a damned squirrel.
" W-what?!" seeing that it was struck down again Dragon God felt like it's authority being challenged hearing me asking for a human god. " Human you looking down on me. "
" Blah.. Blah.. I am Dragon .. this .. that .. You would have already killed me by now seeing how i disrespected you from the start but you did not why?! , I think because you cannot . so drop all this high and mighty act , and tell me what's going on. Maybe I will be gracious enough to help you out " I said carefreely seeing Dragon God take not a single hostile action towards me even if I have been disrespecting him since I have been here.
like Sam said Almighty Dragon God really Could not do any thing to Sam. Almighty Dragon God was born through the primordial chaos making its might unparalleled in any realm, so he roamed swaggering around different realms until it meet a Monk named Gautam Buddh.
Gautam Buddh preached the Dragon about changing his ways of life , but he was the Almighty Dragon God how could he listen to a lowly monk his pride could not accept it and his clouded judgement got the better of him as he lost against Gautam Buddh.
Gautam Buddh spared the Dragon's life in return for Almighty Dragon God protecting Gautam Buddh's home and people within it from Gautam's enemy while the Dragon followed Gautam Buddh's teachings and the the Dragon will be free once Buddh returns from his peregrination.
Dragon's are know for their pride, anger , lust greed etc. so it was very hard for the Dragon to follow Gautam's teaching but he kept following it as it's pride did allow it to break the promise.
To satisfy its anger it sore that when Gautam Buddh returned it would have its revenge by defeating him. so whenever Gautam Buddh returned to his home it would challenge him only to lose again and again, increasing its sentence.
to satisfy its Pride it kept its Word to Gautam Buddh, as it protected his home and followed his teachings.
to satisfy its greed it claimed Gautam Buddh's home as it's territory
to satisfy its lust it occasionally peeked on young couples going at it. but , unfortunately today it lead to the death of a young man which was completely against Gautam Buddh's teachings. but it was not to late as the victims soul was yet to be departed.
Death was only when the soul has left the realm of the living, if he some how convinced the soul to Reborn rather than depart to the realm of the dead , it would mean that he did not kill or hurt any soul which in default meant he never broke Gautam Buddh's teachings.
The Dragon felt proud of itself for coming up with such an loop hole. with his years of experience with humans he knew that humans were known as DREAMERS across all the realms so convincing this human soul to Reborn would be as easy as a walk on a cloud. especially on this planet Earth as here Fiction on Rebirth and Reincarnation were widely popular.
A huge imposing pressure land on me it was like I was suffocating underwater , I was sweating all over and was down kneeling on all my fours, it may have been just a second but it felt like an eternity for me.
" *cough**cough* " I was having hard time breathing.
At that movement the Dragon majestically spoke " I may not be able to harm you or turn you into nothingness because my hands are tied as of now but I have many ways to make you wish that I had turned you into nothingness instead."
" Now where were we, I understand you know your present situation, you cannot go back to your previous world."
" it's alright, I have already come to peace with it. "
"Your soul has left your body so even if I try to revive you with all my prowess, you will be treated as a zombie and will be experimented in a facility, is it alright"
" i get it, just send me to heaven"
"Well, it cannot be helped, I will let you reincarnate in a different world."
"Damn, don't ignore me."
"I am not ignoring you, just hurry up and sign this papers and I will reincarnated you in a different world."
" Not ignoring me you say, I said I don't want to reincarnated. please send me to heaven.... "
" how about this kid, if you reincarnate in a different world, I will give you this fine holy sword made using my milk tooth, with this you will become a hero in the another world."
" to hell with your milk tooth or the holy sword or the hero , just let me go to the heaven "
"well Kid you drive a hard bargain, it cannot be helped, with the holy sword I will add this Dragon skin armor made using the skin and scales that i shed in my childhood. You willing to reincarnate now. "
" Damn, are you a Dragon God or a life insurance policy salesman. why do you what me to reincarnate so badly? "
" You are young and so full of life and potential . I want to make use of your potential by reincarnateing you in a different world. that's all there is to it. " said the Dragon shrugging its shoulders.
" l call bullshit "
" excuse me " said the Dragon as it acted bewildered .
" let me guess , you were the squirrel hiding in my jeans, which lead to my accidental dead. you are feeling sorry and want to make amends with me by reincarnating me into different world. what I do not understand is what were you doing in my jeans and why didn't you save me from dieing using your prowess in the first place?"
" what I was doing there is none of your concerns. why I did not save you from dieing using my prowess is for two reasons. First I did not want to expose my identity in front of your lady friend. secondly i thought at most you will be badly injured from a fall at that height , afterwards I would heal you when you were unconscious leaving no loose ends but who would have thought that you would die on spot banging your head on a boulder. making it more complicated than it is already ." explained the Dragon as if it were Sam fault.
" You are a Almighty Dragon God, You were supposed to know that. " I retorted.
" potato - patato , so reincarnate in different world with the holy sword and armor just by signing this papers. " said the Dragon trying to sale reincarnation to me for free and with some freebies.
" reincarnation is a big NO! for me , I just want to relax and chill in the heaven. " I was still adamant on going to heaven because reincarnation meant I had to relive all over again only to return heaven someday. why not just go to heaven right now.
" listen to me the world I am sending to is filled with that sword and magic carp you read in your reincarnation novels , I am also giving you these freebies , just sign these papers and Be on your way to a fantasy world. " said Dragon
" cut the carp I do not care , their is nothing you can say that will change my decision. " I said as I shook my head.
" Oh really !... he..he..he ... correct me if I am wrong, last I checked you were still a virgin right " sneered the Dragon
" who's fault was that , oh! right it was you! , your damned squirrel." I shouted at the Dragon as all the rage, resentment and hate I had towards it started to surface.
" I agree it was my fault , let me make it up to you by reincarnating you into a world of immortals, where people worship the strong , a world were beauties are as common as flowers in a garden , a world ruled by jungle law and with my freebies you can rule the world there, losing your virginity not a problem , you can build a heram there if you have enough strength. so are you ready ?" said the Dragon
" You make a valid point before I tell you my decision , will answer some of my doubts. " I Said as I had many doubts about this process of reincarnation.
" feel free, I will tell you the truth , whole truth nothing but the truth. fire away little friend " said the Dragon trying to act friendly, making me think if this Dragon was really a salesman in his previous life
" what are this papers you keep asking me to sign ? what is there purpose? " I asked
" aaa... .. mmm.. .. um. .. You know that technique I will be using for your reincarnation has the success rate of 51%, hmmm... with the holy sword and armor it drops down to 31% . this paper is for stating that you knew the risks and I the Almighty Dragon God am not to be holded responsible in case of any mishaps." said the Dragon trying to avoid any eye to eye contact.
Actually success of this process depends upon the weight of the soul , the more pure the soul is the lighter it's weight is increasing the success ratio of reincarnation and vice versa. the freebies will also add to the weight of the soul decreasing the success ratio of reincarnation.
" wow!! ... were you a salesman in your previous life , I almost fell for your trap UGH! .... forget it no more questions or bargains, heaven it is " my resolve for heaven was even stronger now.
" really there is nothing to change your mind , think about the heavenly immortal beauties , are you sure you want to die a virgin. " persuaded the Dragon
" No need , I heard somewhere that 7 holy virgin angel beauties will be waiting in the heaven for ever men. now let me depart to the heaven." I exclaimed trying to hide the fact that I was little disappointed about not being able to reincarnated.
" w-wait ... wait ... do not be in such a hurry , I wanted to pass this to my descendent but now that I have turned into a Monk my descendents are out of the picture, this is ' Dragon Optic Soul Scripture ' in short DOS Scripture. with this you will have hundred percent chance of reincarnation. what do you think now " said the Dragon as a small luminous globe hovered around me.
Almighty Dragon God was the only soul Dragon made from primordial chaos. once ever 100,000 years it's soul sheds a layer of soul like skin shedding. this soul layer is Very valuable enough to cause realms to rage war on each other as this shedded layer of soul contains primordial chaos.
Almighty Dragon has been collecting these soul layers over millions of years. in his leisure time he created DOS Scripture using this shedded soul layers , inspired by the systems in web novels.
" Dragon God I know you are doing all this for me I appreciate it, let's say I do reincarnate successful , what if I reincarnate in middle of a battle or a jungle I can't survive there I will be dead as soon as I reincarnate or worse what if I reincarnate in the body of a Crippled person what will I do , your DOS Scripture has no answer for this. " I stated the facts. I don't want to give up heaven only to be wound up in Hell.
" I understand your concerns , so I will take back the sword and armor and give these two talisman. with Absolute counter all your enemies attacks are countered right at them for 10 secs and with Heal extremity you can heal any disease , wound , curse etc until that person is not dead. both talisman are only one time use you can carry them with DOS Scripture and still get 100% success rate. Now what is you answer?" said with a victory smile on his face.
" Y-Yes!! " I agreed as a gaming otaku it would be shame on me if I didn't accept this deal, adventure, action, ecchi, rebirth , OP cheat , I would be a fool not to accept this Deal.
" Do I still have to sign papers ? " I asked
" Yes, but this time stating that you willing went through this reincarnation process and that I didn't force it on you. " explained the Dragon.
the small luminous globe entered my body and my skin started to flow with white light, as this was my soul body not actual one , showing that my soul was equipped with DOS Scripture.
[ DOS Scripture equipped.
Name : Samuel Lee
cultivation : -/-
Soul essence [ 0/100] ( for next level )
skills :-
» Dragon Optic Soul Scripture ( auxiliary cultivation technique )
» Absolute immunity to curse and soul attacks
» Memory Eating
» Soul Burn
Item box :-
1. Absolute Counter x 1
2. Heal Extremity x 1 ]
" wow ! this .. this .. is to awesome , Dragon God I don't know what to say, thank you thank you... " I almost teared up
" HA HA HA HA " the Dragon smiled pridefully in return. seeing his smugness my tears never came out.
" what are this skills?!, what can they do?!, what are there use?!. " I questioned eagerly.
" all I can say is these gifts were given to me by primordial chaos , only mine were maxed out in level , but you have to cultivate them from ground zero. rest find them out by yourself , I don't want to spoil the fun for you." said the Dragon with a laugh, come to think of it this Dragon does look a little handsome and cute at the same time !!!.
" Do not worry with these skills I will rule that other world and come to meet you " I said with a victory pose.
" ha ha ! I will be waiting for you. but let me tell you something from my experience ' for every tall mountain their is a taller mountain out there ' take me for example ." said the Dragon showing its wisdom side.
" Okay , Dragon God please take care of my family and other lose ends for me. " I requested the Dragon God.
" Do not worry I have already taken care of them for you, after all it was my fault that you died *cough* .. I am not good at goodbyes so, sayonara." without any warning The Almighty Dragon God reincarnated me.