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Rambling and Random bullshittery

This be your most daring story; A rambling if you must, Of language most foul, of unexplored ways to curse. Of bullshit in every turn, in every twist, in every twists of tongues. As told by thine ol'hands and masterminded by the crude tongue, with all my tics and antics. Do-told tale of a vegetable who limbs and stumbled on a new realm of where creation was pierced in it's boundaries. Of a connoisseur who learns of ways of an unshackled breathing body, the occasional doggie styles and the utmost high of all forms of unequaled shag-getry, wooing tarts and thots and hoes, all manners of terms modern and old to name all wenches of all- the ripened titties; "Thine taste ranges from nymphs of florescent pure to flooded lips which hangs and are forgivably bonk-able with a passing thought riled up by the hard down under, Which in short means all!" Heinously wholesome in ways of the vile tongue which grew most crude, terribly heinous with every breaths more lived- after to after and then more, much much more. A rambling- to what he sees, to what he does. This is a story of a living, in a world of pixels; of new universe where a man could swim in lava, a world where such and such is deemed mundane. An epic where a naked fledgling dove in the heat of an avian war, baby-steps towards a destiny-, etched in the root webs of two worlds with only a goal; To be the Pirate Ki- nevermind! To live most free. Rejuvenation; maketh man a new being, now what would be his tale when all he knew of living was blinking a set of dead little eyes, what would such a virgin of a human ways do in a surreal world that explodes magics and bullshits. I'll tell ye all! Just listen to the ramble. (Stay with me, I won't ever drop this.) [Warning:] 1. Not for the faint of heart. 1½. Smut will be there but it will be extremely rare. 2. The english dictionary would require a thorough update after I'm done with this epic. 3. Fuckery most heinous most foul. (By decree of a certain fool) 4. Don't tell your mums you learnt (curses) from me. 5. No other warning just enjoy, If ye dares. Cover art not mine, thank you for letting me use it and sorry but pray tell if you ordered it removed. Will use it until I could afford a more authentic cover art or until boss wants it removed.

JF_Fanai · 奇幻
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32 Chs

After every shagging, pandemonium comes

We barely made it up the stairs, two mammals in heat, I felt every soft moist morsels of her tasty lips- more and morer we licked and sucked and yearned for more with every higher step we took.

Her rather perky tits, round and perky still- a combination of the most shaggability, they loved the touch of my fingers, moaning more with every caressing squeeze which grew fiercer with every spit we swapped.

We've pushed and knocked and kiss and bonked full clothed- banging the walls of the stairs, twas a war and a tussle of passion.

Until we barely made it to the doors upstairs, many a doors stood by the side of a long corridor but I only caught a glimpse of it as she kissed me through and flung the closest door open with loud a thud.

On top she sat and grinded on thine cock, on came wet assaults from her tongue which I could only fight back.

From in the dimly lit room, "What is this?" then screamed a man from inside.

Yet we mind him not and continued the battle of tongues, even more so into it she took my vest off and moaned, "Would you likey if I call you daddy?"

"Mm-hmm!" I could only nod.

Always a need to nod.

But then the prude talked;

"Get out with this indecency! In this instance!" screamed the man, he sat a stout oldman besides a table with a feathered pen in hand.

"For the love of.." Jennie then stood up, her tail coiled around my leg and dragged me she did, walking a pair of frisky bouncy butts towards the man.

'This is rather hot!' grinned I.

"Old man! Can't you fucking see the youthful flower blooming in us? Huh? I am a virgin in heat and this is my birthright and I am fucking daddy!" she bawled mad, throwing me on top a bed which was conveniently close.

"I rented thi-" he almost said.

"I don't fucking care! Leave or I'll hasten your descent into a baldy, they're barely hanging on your sides anyways."

The oldman was balding, sad and balding on top and on his sides they were barely hanging, clinging on to his scalp, "You know what?" she grabbed and stood the poor oldman by the collars of his rather fine coat, 'Woaho-ho! Cat people are crazy strong!' she was maybe a foot shorter than the stout old man yet she picked him up and dragged him to the door, "Fuck out and go to another room!" She roared, twas cute to see a kitty roar and she shoved him out the door, banging it shut right after only to open it a moment later to throw him his briefcase of fine black leather made and banging the door shut again, placing a chair in the knob to lock while with an innocent smile bidding him, "Good day and sorry."

The rest what happened was loud thundering bonking, which I was sure- shook the entire inn with a plethora of kitty moans and purrs of satisfaction and the occasional, "Daddy!" of the highest of notes.

There were commotions outside as the ears picked up from time to time, eavesdroppers they were but they only curved me more a smile and were an unlikely viagra to my bonker who worked more sufficient, 'Give em a show!' was what I did- as the noises outside at times grew wild and thudding then silently eavesdropping.

My little pecker grew thrice it's size doing a deed well done.

We bonked until the late retreat of night in the near coming of morn, the crowd outside still bustled their noises, we were in an inn afterall, not only thine would work a body to moan and gruff and shriek so we were bothered not by it.

Jennie cozied up to me for a cuddle till her ears fell to a cute sleep, "Aw Man!" I could only grin.

"I love this life!"

Thine eyes of blues were tired from the ultimate shagging, keenly they need not blinked during- for they dedicatedly aimed to catch every shagging moment and now they and the pecker too- it fell limb and out of fuel, drained of energy, they and every part of me called for sleep and I heeded the call.

Drowsy I still heard faint thuds and noises from out the door, "Heh! Virgins!" I barely smiled at them lot, twas clear they be of folks whom we took they attention, "We were wild huh kitty!" I gave her a kiss in the head as she twitched and pulled herself more closer to thine- then everything was black as the eyes closes their drapes.

It was morn, past the bright of first sunlight and cocks cocking their throats, I woke to a ruckus of noises, thuds and men shouting and groaning and fucking roaring, "This early in the fucking morning?" twas seething fumes of anger from lust natured teeth, 'The noises are one thing but it's so damn hot, burning!' the mind complaint to the heat of hot whatevers and faint smell of smoke creeping from just next to the wall of the room we were shagging.

But it all went away when I could clearer now saw- even when the magic of a piss colored bitter wore off, "This Kitty's such a cutie!" smiled I most curved with pride-

and the little man knowing he'd have a very tender breakfast.

Jennie- she was still huddled up close to my body, she stuck her limbs to my arm, seeing all her sweat smeared scent glory in the morn- the tail she rests on top my crotch raised as my hulk grew in her beautiful naked body, "Fuck the noise!" I softly cursed and shrugged as playful hand fondles her perky tits, she began to moan as the hulk of my down below grew more.

Until a rude and loud noise of crackling woods quaked the room we were in, with the heat of things burning in the mix- it finally burnt the fuse of my anger.

Dick out and hard, I woke with a hard stick from the bed and headed out to the balcony to scream at whoever was fucking up the mood, "Fucking shaking the room and shit. Fuck! Where are the manners? What happened to quiet mornings?" mumbling about- with every inching steps of little recently not a virgin foot until I opened the door of the balcony.

Crowds of people of all races and ages, women wailing and men murmuring, children panicking and all were down the ground- all eyes screaming at the burning chaos just besides the room I were doing the deed- and thine oblivious majesty which is I had not known that and-

Dick out, hard and pointed- I then stood in all my glory at the balcony and trumpeted an angry rant right as I flung my cock out the door, "Who the fuck is making that noise?"

Feet planted out in the sun and with baby fuming anger, "And fucks wrong with this heat--," but as I then blinked twice, I saw the many blinking eyes of down below.

They immediately did pour shame on me but twas already out and bold in the radiant spotlight glow of the morning sun, thus I find it best to quickly act out a pretense of a connoisseur of a fucking greek body- flaunting their tenders.

An expert on tells would saw through my jittery body, however that person be absent and I kept on my act albeit I was far from smooth and resorted to fume for my shame, "Wh-What's wrong with you lot? Did y'all cook a house or something? Cause it's fucking hell in here!" arms resting on the little wooden railings and the cock flung like little pendulum as I berated them lot.

Like the thing out of pocket and mundane was not me standing naked- I scolded them lot instead shamelessly, nude and bare as some prudes nearly fainted then too but still the little thing flung bravely.

Before there were any answers and as Lady Luck's blessed- my shame was lifted when the next moment- an explosion blew the wooden shit out- of the room next door, all eyes of below and thine shifted quickly to it.

Twas closest to the blast as shockwaves pushes my dangling thing like a sock hung in a line braving strong winds, "Oh!" I exclaimed dumbly with dead lined eyes, "That's the because..." with weak squiggly smile said I.

The women there then broke to screams as I dropped a jaw when Rip with his squared ring like aura with crimson red little mana about flew out from the explosion crashing below the road and tumbling a little bit more than for a simple safe fall then to a full on roll.

"Rip?" I called loud, as he tumbled and rolled- a tad lengthy and roll-y.

"Dude get outta there now!" he shouted wavy at me as best he could whilst still tumbling from the force of the fall but twas unlikely for he rolled on and on, 'That's not the roll of safety anymore!' commented the mind.

I don't know how or why he does it, the crowd of below did not know which and what to set their eyes to- they shifted views with every tick of the second hand of clocks.

Sometimes staring at me and my glory, then the one who shot out of the blast and rolling like a wheel and lastly the explosion with fire cum it left behind- we were a three man band called Pandemonium.

Even in such a plethora of fucks, there could sound such a soft voice, "Daddy?" she said- peeped pretty Jennie from behind.

Fully clothed, she came out at the balcony, ears down and tail hanging- hugging me in the arm, "You're naked!" she told me, being all coy and a lovable little slut the past night.

But then more pandemonium-

Just as she came out the balcony, "JENNIE? I'M SMACKING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!" strongly called out a voice from down below.

"Uh-Oh!" she exclaimed- her eyes screamed at a woman from below amongst the crowds- with the same yet larger ears than hers, as I saw her- her eyes were furious, "GET DOWN HERE NOW!" she ordered her.

"Who's she?" I raised a brow.

"Mom!" she said, she knew she was in a world of trouble.

For thine;

Naked and her daughter clung to my arm, there were no definitive answer to speak and tell that I was not shagging her daughter senseless.

So with crooked a curvy smile, "Ha-Hah! Hi!?" greeted I with little palm out for a shabby wave of sorry.

But just then, not a moment for any breathers, the wall of the room we were in burnt weak and finally broke to many burning pieces as three masked men came out from it, "Who're they?" Jennie was quick to turn to them as did I after.

"Not mom!" I simply answered for it was all the mind could concoct in the moment, it was clear they were bent on ill intent, the hue of their eyes beneath their masks slanted on me, "Go!" hollered I, hastily for I knew in a glance that a tussle was in due.

"Will we meet again?" softly she asks with teary eyed cuteness, "I'd be a fool not to!" I answered with my signature panty felling smile.

"JENNIE! GET YOUR TARTY ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!" called the mom more furious-er only now with almost a roar, the ears swore she could maim with her tone alone whilst the eyes were wary staring at the three men now inside the room, "Go now!" I shoved her bubble butts to the ledge and she jumped.

A little touch of goodies fore the goodbye, even in the fuckery then her meaty bouncy soft treasures failed not to please.

"Come find me!" she bids, as do I, bidding her, "Ofcourse Kitty! Bye for now."

I figured a cat could handle the height and handled she did, she landed with silent mellow feet but immediately she was met by momma cat pulling her in the ear and dragging my first 'shag' away from the chaos, I could not heard what they were on about but there sure were lots of purrs and scolding involved.

Then, the still full on tumbling Rip rolled right behind the momma and daughter catching my eyes to shift to him and then he finally stopped, "This is not what I had in mind!" he followed his words up with a blurt of puke.

"Loock!" he slurred with a short and quick after-burst of pukes, "Get down here, bad people there!" he barely managed to warned thee, on all fours he was, choking up another verse of puke or so it seemed.

Behind my stark barren behind were the masked men, I know not of what they needed but masks and the eyes they glared unfriendly-like and Rip did yelled to jump.

And; with thine cock dangling a meat flag in air, with no questions asks- I jumped down from the balcony all bare.

Another one.

And,

Another one.

And,

Another one.

Thank you guys, hope I bring smiles to your faces again and again and again and A-to-the-GAIN

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