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Rabbit Must Die

Ever since a despicable rabbit arrived at the Heavenly Court, banners have been hung up in the residences of all the major Immortals: beware of fire, theft, and rabbits. At the same time, the God of Food's Complete Rabbit Cooking Guide started selling like hotcakes. One could often see a bunch of Immortals waving various magic treasures, chasing a rabbit all over everywhere, shouting, "Although group beating is unfair, we can lose face, the rabbit must die!" Passerby A: Why is that rabbit so freaking famous? Almost all the Immortals know him, is it because he's cute? Passerby B: No! It's because he's a jerk! No, that's inaccurate, he's totally a mega jerk!

Yimeng Huangliang · 玄幻
分數不夠
837 Chs

Chapter 87 Teasing a Chicken?_1

Qin Shou took one look, his eyebrows shot up, and he yelled, "Help!"

...

The next moment, in the Ordinary Wild Animals Breeding Park of the Rare Birds Courtyard, a wisp of black smoke slowly rose...

"Hey, I told you to call for help. What are you sticking your tongue out for? Look, you delivered yourself right to my doorstep; I'm almost embarrassed to not take action," Rabbit said.

By a brook, beneath an old tree, the atmosphere was serene; on the large roasting spit, a snow-white rabbit was slowly roasting a well-prepared giant toad over the fire, its golden flesh sizzling with dripping fat, causing the rabbit to continuously wipe saliva from its mouth.

"Such a pity... if only there were some oil, salt, soy sauce, or vinegar, the taste would definitely be amazing," Qin Shou muttered to himself while occasionally checking the doneness of the meat.