Tofu x Bitch (1)

One bout of sleep, even if it lasted a few days, is enough to fully recharge Ja Sun. He is ready and raring to go... rail others and it doesn't even have to be Ah Yin, Bibi, and others. No.

'Again, I almost forgot about 'this' prank after so many years in the consciousness of my fourth core.'

'Wait... I was trying to avoid this but what should I name my fourth core?' Ja Sun muses for a while but refuses to spend more than necessary brain cells on something as trivial as naming a core.

'Life-Death Spirit Cauldron... Yin-Yang War Physique, Immortal Buddha King, and... hmm, Dark Devil Sage Core.'

Returning to the thought of his most despicable prank, Ja Sun walks out of his room and makes his way to the deck. The fresh yet saline wind hit him as his gaze fell over the wide blue sky!

And then... his gaze falls on his first target. The easiest one to spook, actually.

"B- Beast— ehm, Ja... Sun..." Zi Ji tries to be more... 'human' by calling Ja Sun by his given name. Honestly, she still prefers the title. But, he did make it clear in their banquet that he prefers the name over the title. At least, that's his attitude after years of solitude.

"Yo~!" Ja Sun smirks and walks up beside her to lean on the railing just like her, "You look like you've gotten a bit stronger. I can't wait to have more friendly spars."

Zi Ji cannot help but scoff at this, "My... or rather, everyone's progress falls short to your disciple... she's already an 89,000-year-old beast."

It's true.

Violet is disciplined and consistent. With Ja Sun taking a very 'high' trip of divine proportions, she continued to train the way she can. Her training included lessons of array from Ja Sun, killing a spirit beast every day and devouring its soul origin using the array Ja Sun taught her alone, having a session of mental acupuncture, and finally, facing Ja Sun's killing intent.

Needless to say, the training fell a bit short at the start of the vacation but one thing Violet never stopped was devouring the soul origins of beasts she faced in Ja Sun's absence.

"Well, she is more of a human than a beast but I'm glad she is purposely taking longer time in raising her cultivation and focusing on her skills instead."

"You dote on her too much," Zi Ji voices in annoyance, "She is the only one aside from you who can kill and devour another's cultivation..." A pout forms naturally.

'Do Dragons in their beastly form pout?' Ja Sun wonders quietly and adds, "She is my only disciple, and put her through a massive grinder, of course, she gets rewards for it."

"And I suppose I get punished for my transgressions," She mumbles and looks at Ja Sun warily. Yet, he also notes expectations.

"Transgressions?" Ja Sun inquires quizically and it hits Violet.

'He forgot... that's good... wait, no... he FORGOT?! Is punishing me so trivial that he will forget it over the years? I am more than 200000 years old but you don't see me having memory problems. This is not right. I must...' She flushes, 'I don't WANT to get punished technically... but him forgetting it won't do either.'

The tip of her meaty tail sways eagerly, something Ja Sun takes note of as Zi Ji clears her throat.

"We... I and Snow wanted to battle that Dark Tiger ourselves and hence, we disrespected you back then. I believe..." With words getting softer in her champion throat that takes pride in swallowing Ja Sun, Zi Ji averts her gaze and observes the sea as if it is an interesting specimen and mumbles under her breath, "I believe... you owe us punishment."

'First bitch I'm seeing asking for a punishment...' Ja Sun blinks, 'But then again, I am no different. Hey kettle, missed pot?'

He snickers internally. Of course, he WILL punish Zi Ji. Not by fucking her or any other kinky punishment. That would be stupid and Ja Sun does like living life at his pace, not others. So, to push his childish plans in motion, Ja Sun comments, "Remember what Hu Lana said about a prank lying in wait for all of you on this ship?"

Zi Ji looks at Ja Sun and observes his devious smile, "Your punishment, eh? Hmm, you won't even know when you'll get it."

Her purple eyes glitter slightly as Ja Sun adds, "Tell Snow for me that she better watch out for anything weird in this ship."

The practiced tone of eeriness makes Zi Ji gulp beside herself as Ja Sun turns on his heels and returns to the ship with one last remark, "Don't ask for punishment constantly. Chances are, you might just get it and not in ways you expect."

The thinly veiled brutal intent around Ja Sun makes Zi Ji's heart shiver.

This wasn't what she had in mind but...

But...

Despite feeling her blood run cold, her tail continues to wag while a sense of illicit warmth pools over the flat of her crotch and gives her a new meaning to 'love' punishments.

'Ok,' Ja Sun smiles pleasantly, 'She will tell that to Snow. Bing Bing will learn it from Snow and begin to complain to others and spread the information and give more meat to Hu Lana's fears. Heh... if feels good to play around~! I wish I could scam more or add missions.'

Thinking of his trait, Ja Sun muses, 'Teach unlocked his Divine Trait... no, evolved his trait to the ranks of divinity? He was the best Trait Trainer so he must have some intuition on how to achieve it. I wonder if I can reach the same rank...'

He blinks and looks at the mission panel once again.

[Objective: Reach the realm of Grandmaster in any law of existence and induce godly tribulations.

Mission Rank: Based on objective achieved.

Rewards: Based on objective achieved.

Time Limit: —]

'This is the first time there is no time limit. Out of hundreds of missions, this is the first oddity... Maybe... there is a reason for this...'

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Everyone is excited about the wedding. It is, after all, a destination wedding on a luxurious cruise.

"It can't get any better, right?" Ja Sun looks to his left with a fond smile. Ah, how he missed this individual. Silky hair, fair skin, an enviable jawline, and most of all, a damn handsome face despite being a century old. And not to mention, damn good shades.

Who else could it be but the comatose Qian Daoliu?

Wearing devilish shades, leaning on a chair, and being controlled by Ja Sun's spirit energy, this Qian Daoliu has one good light skin stare as the master-disciple duo watches others decorate the ship while Oscar and Jun'er are confined to separate rooms for two reasons.

First, they can't fuck like rabbits until their wedding. This is the most important reason— the tease.

Second, they need to feel appropriately surprised by the stuff the team is planning for them.

As the couple said, they did not desire a formal or large wedding but Ja Sun and others would be damned if they didn't throw the duo a memorable marriage! Again, with them not having any preference, the entire decision-making right of various stuff for the party fell on the team, Hu Lana and Yuehua, to be precise.

"Oh, come on, not this again," Ah Yin sighs and massages her forehead as she watches her husband... make her master's situation a joke yet again.

She is dressed... beautifully. Well, others are, too. But she is the only one carrying his child so she will damn get more focus!

Noticing his stare taking her in, Ah Yin struggles to keep her look of annoyance as she subconsciously strokes her belly. As usual, her lustrous blue hair is pulled back by a honey-like coral clip. A loose, amber dress covers her body but there the fit around her breasts tightens to accentuate her curves, and around her neck is a pearl necklace that seems to be in a set with the two pearl bracelets.

"You look beautiful," Ja Sun sighs with a smile.

"Stating the obvious would not get you any reaction," She huffs, and at this point, Qian Daoliu 'moves' and pulls his shades down. His eyes behind the shades are closed, obviously, while his lips press together and form an 'O.'

Qian Daoliu 'whistles.'

Or rather, Ja Sun does it from behind, making Ah Yin deadpan and look at Ja Sun bleakly.

"See?" Ja Sun grins while patting the seat beside him to gesture to her to take a seat, "Even master agrees you look hot, babe."

Instead of taking a seat next to him, Ah Yin walks over and presses down on Ja Sun's lap before leaning back upon his chest and nursing her pregnant belly gently.

"I guess I am lucky I still am not in my spirit transformation. The crystal would not make a good pillow," Ja Sun chuckles and hugs them, his wife and his unborn child, while nestling his chin on her shoulder.

As they share sweet nothings under the obvious glares of others, Bing Bing finally cannot help but retort, "Why do they get to do nothing and we are forced to work?!"

Like Ah Yin, Ja Sun, and Qian Daoliu, everyone on the ship is dressed in a more... casual setting. No, more exotic. For instance, Snow, is not in her characteristic white robes but in a peach dress that highlights her snow-white hair through a peach headband. Not to mention a breathtaking ruby necklace.

Or Bi Ji, who isn't in her green dress but wears a dress that tightens around her breasts and cascades down freely, the same kind as Ah Yin. Only this time, not being pregnant, the loose dress easily settles on all her curves. Unlike others, Bi Ji wears less jewelry but an emerald feathered clip in her hair looks rather cute.

The theme is more beach-like. And Hu Lana voices it out proudly.

"Ja Sun did his work. He came up with the dress code and most of the designs," She looks down at her own bright orange dress with a hint of satisfaction. But this soon fades, "Besides... this is better than to leave him in charge of food with Xiao Bei... Carrot dishes and slimy purple goo does not make for wedding food."

"I guess..." Bing Bing pouts but as she turns around, others note how much of a spring she puts in her step to make her tropical skirt flit about. Her green hair is tied into twin tails with red coral bands on each of them and honestly... Bing Bing DOES NOT like her outfit.

"Hmm~ Hmm~" With an expression similar to the one when she enjoys a popsicle, Bing Bing hums a tune while working.

Snow shares a look with Hu Lana who smirks and shakes her head.

Again, Bing Bing DOES NOT like her outfit.

The one in charge of food, surprisingly, is Erlong and Yuehua. Both of them are experienced cooks unironically.

"Do you think he might do something weird today? That threat of prank and all..." Hu Lana frowns and whispers as others look a bit wary, too. But looking at Ja Sun who is smiling and chatting with Ah Yin, others are not the least bit relieved.

They know Ja Sun for some part...

He loves to strike when others least expect it.

But they are forced to place their thoughts elsewhere.

'Hehe,' Meanwhile, Ja Sun snickers smugly, 'Who wants to cook? Designing hot outfits is way better~!' Of course, he wasn't perving on Hu Lana, the bitch. She's married... and fucking fat.

Yes, she and Jun'er are fat. But only HIS Ah Yin is pregnant.

But others... others a fair game, right? Maybe his appetite has increased after his solitude but it is what it is.

Ja Sun knows how to cook, of course. Maybe not on the same level as Oscar but he is more than decent. Better than Xiao Bei without a doubt but... again, he has no reason to think of ways to do a thing he is subpar at than doing the things he would enjoy.

"Hey," Ah Yin whispers with a soft whimper, already feeling more than sensual, "You jerk. It's rubbing against me. Don't think of me like Erlong or Sister Lana."

She also glances at Qian Daoliu sitting beside them... watching ahead with a weirdly sharp expression coupled with slightly pouty lips.

"That's the gist of it," Ja Sun whispers into her ears, "You're way, way worse."

Ah Yin pouts, "Again, stating the obvious won't get you anywhere."

"I'm right where I want to be," Ja Sun's hug shifts down slightly. He is careful not to press on her belly. Not because it might harm the baby but because it will eventually press against Yin's crotch and make her feel uncomfortable.

"Careful now," He chuckles, "We are on a deck filled with beasts who can smell arousal from miles away."

Ah Yin rolls her eyes, "Not with my domain they won't." As she pressed back with an almost noticeable thrust.

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Alternate Title: Qian Daoliu Got that Sigma Vibe!; Qian Daoliu Masters Light Skin; Ah Yin is Way Worse!; Let it be Known! Bing Bing LOVES Skirts!

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